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looneylarry

15 yrs ago · 1 min read

I'm not Rich Little (or Frank Caliando) but here's some impressions:

georgemicrodong: Not to rub it in but my wife just packed me a lunch to take to the SC and included a pack of condoms. She also included a little jacket in case the girl gets cold.

samsung1: Five people shot in Detroit parking lot. Several arrests and six girls arrested for prostitution. Here's the link to their pictures.

rickdugan: I'd do the blonde. And the brunette.

shadowcat: Looks like the girls we saw in PP, right vm?

Gatorfan: Just fuck her in the ear.

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looneylarry

farmerart: Do you guys have any problems when you try and put a whole stack of bills in the girl's garter? The stacks are so heavy that they tend to fall out. Should I just stuff all the stacks into a bag and hand her the bag? This $4.00 gas is really a pisser, isn't it?

bookguy: I think the solution is the correlation between the length of her inseam and her cup size. Inverse proportions are a real red flag. See my other 2,000 word post for the formulas. My fantasy is also my reality but I do not posit that your reality need intrude on my reality. The spherical nature of the mammaries usually causes minor defibrillation and perspiration on the inside of my clenched fists.

troop: Loser pl. wake up and smell the coffee, princess.

steve229: I was standing at the bar the other night and a dancer walked past me, whirled around and came back to stand in front of me. She reached down and started lightly punching my nuts--babita-babita--like the speed bags in the boxing gym. What do you think that meant?

lopaw: Probably that you don't need a set to get a girl.

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Clubber

Imaginative, and funny!

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georgmicrodong

ROFL! Well played.

I wonder how hard she'd smack me if I asked her to pack me a lunch.

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troop

huh? i think you have me confused with ann landers.

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steve229

Nice!

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Realist123

I haven't been on here long but these made me laugh, the ones about GMD, Gator and steve and samsung, LOL

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shadowcat

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thanks.

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vincemichaels

Amen, shadowcat. Nice job, looneylarry.

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farmerart

Got me, looneylarry. Kudos.

But nice to see the reference to Rich Little - another talented Canadian.

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metaldude

Nice job. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

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lopaw

lol that was priceless!

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dudeanonymous

Hilarious!

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