I'm not Rich Little (or Frank Caliando) but here's some impressions:
georgemicrodong: Not to rub it in but my wife just packed me a lunch to take to the SC and included a pack of condoms. She also included a little jacket in case the girl gets cold.
samsung1: Five people shot in Detroit parking lot. Several arrests and six girls arrested for prostitution. Here's the link to their pictures.
rickdugan: I'd do the blonde. And the brunette.
shadowcat: Looks like the girls we saw in PP, right vm?
Gatorfan: Just fuck her in the ear.
farmerart: Do you guys have any problems when you try and put a whole stack of bills in the girl's garter? The stacks are so heavy that they tend to fall out. Should I just stuff all the stacks into a bag and hand her the bag? This $4.00 gas is really a pisser, isn't it?
bookguy: I think the solution is the correlation between the length of her inseam and her cup size. Inverse proportions are a real red flag. See my other 2,000 word post for the formulas. My fantasy is also my reality but I do not posit that your reality need intrude on my reality. The spherical nature of the mammaries usually causes minor defibrillation and perspiration on the inside of my clenched fists.
troop: Loser pl. wake up and smell the coffee, princess.
steve229: I was standing at the bar the other night and a dancer walked past me, whirled around and came back to stand in front of me. She reached down and started lightly punching my nuts--babita-babita--like the speed bags in the boxing gym. What do you think that meant?
lopaw: Probably that you don't need a set to get a girl.