I'm not Rich Little (or Frank Caliando) but here's some impressions:
georgemicrodong: Not to rub it in but my wife just packed me a lunch to take to the SC and included a pack of condoms. She also included a little jacket in case the girl gets cold.
samsung1: Five people shot in Detroit parking lot. Several arrests and six girls arrested for prostitution. Here's the link to their pictures.
rickdugan: I'd do the blonde. And the brunette.
shadowcat: Looks like the girls we saw in PP, right vm?
Gatorfan: Just fuck her in the ear.
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farmerart: Do you guys have any problems when you try and put a whole stack of bills in the girl's garter? The stacks are so heavy that they tend to fall out. Should I just stuff all the stacks into a bag and hand her the bag? This $4.00 gas is really a pisser, isn't it?
bookguy: I think the solution is the correlation between the length of her inseam and her cup size. Inverse proportions are a real red flag. See my other 2,000 word post for the formulas. My fantasy is also my reality but I do not posit that your reality need intrude on my reality. The spherical nature of the mammaries usually causes minor defibrillation and perspiration on the inside of my clenched fists.
troop: Loser pl. wake up and smell the coffee, princess.
steve229: I was standing at the bar the other night and a dancer walked past me, whirled around and came back to stand in front of me. She reached down and started lightly punching my nuts--babita-babita--like the speed bags in the boxing gym. What do you think that meant?
lopaw: Probably that you don't need a set to get a girl.
Imaginative, and funny!
ROFL! Well played.
I wonder how hard she'd smack me if I asked her to pack me a lunch.
huh? i think you have me confused with ann landers.
Nice!
I haven't been on here long but these made me laugh, the ones about GMD, Gator and steve and samsung, LOL
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thanks.
Amen, shadowcat. Nice job, looneylarry.
Got me, looneylarry. Kudos.
But nice to see the reference to Rich Little - another talented Canadian.
Nice job. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
lol that was priceless!
Hilarious!
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