Posts by georgmicrodong

To the surprise of no one, that would be me. A business trip took me to a city near my ATF for a couple of days, so we visited. Yes, it was awesome. But not as awesome as the news…

I like the original, and I usually can't stand when somebody covers a "classic" in a different genre, and I most especially wouldn't have thought this would be any good at all, but somehow, it's just freakin' awesome. Listen…

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/10/03/two-men-lured-by-sex-one-escapes-from-car-trunk-the-other-found-dead-in-burned-vehicle/#.ViGIV87vsxk.facebook Live or die: That’s the choice a restrained man locked in a car trunk was facing Wednesday afternoon. Surveillance video shows how the victim seized the opportunity after he slipped out of his bonds. He was able to pull the…

Recently, I met up with a former dancer who doesn't mind blowing me and eating it. When she was done, she said, "You know, you have really healthy tasting cum. It's obvious that you eat right, don't smoke, and don't…

Any of you Detroiters want to make any suggestions. http://motorcitymuckraker.com/2015/10/09/more-than-10000-problems-fixed-through-improve-detroit-cell-phone-app/

Met a new dancer who introduced herself as "Buttercup," and then asked my name. I told her "Wesley". Blank face.

For those of you who've said you can receive pictures via Google Voice, is the person sending them using T-Mobile? Or are you? I've heard that it works with T-Mobile, but not other carriers.

I went to a strip club. There she was.

...is anybody else getting the impression that JS69 is really Dougster?

The MILF, after just soaking the bed: Her: (panting) Christ! It's not enough you have a magic tongue, you gotta have magic fingers too? Me: Well, you know what they say, when God takes away in one place, he makes up for…

It took reading the board a couple of times while not logged in to really appreciate the "Ignore" feature. The sheer inane stupidity of some posters. Thanks again. Now all I have to do is convince you to work on that…

Anybody coming to Louisville for Derby? Just curious.