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georgmicrodong

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323 posts by georgmicrodong

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Thank you, jerks and assholes...

...for coming into strip clubs and treating the dancers like shit. Thank you for playing macho man, slapping their asses, and making stupid jokes. Thank you for not tipping them when they wave those asses in your face.…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 45

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On the line between disgusting, and hot as hell.

Friday night, I met my favorite cocksucker (and she at least pretends, well, to like that moniker), and when I was done, she takes the condom off, turns it inside out around her finger, and starts licking and sucking my…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 13

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What's in *your* wallet?

Or more precisely, what *was* in your wallet? A comment about spending "obscene" amounts of money by rickdugan in one of the article or blog comments got me to thinking about it. Lately, the ATF has been taking a greater…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 25

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Random musings of a bored office worker

I read the Carib Escort article, and some of their web site, and was wondering something. So what if I don't want a "girl friend" experience? What if I want a slave slut experience? What can yo do…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 5

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AMP

So, one of the reasons I go to strip clubs is for the two way contact and a certain degree of mutual participation. In addition to what she can do for me, I like reciprocating. I like the…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 15 8

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Awkward...

I went out last night to a club I'd only been to a couple of times, and not recently. I sit down at a table and order my usual beverage and start looking around to see what the girls are…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 20

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Erotica

Does anyone else find the sight of a woman having an orgasm to be intensely erotic? Not the screaming, thrashing, pissing porno movie kind, but the real, chest flushing, toe curling, body twitching, breath catching, pussy contracting kind. Both the…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 18

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Psyche!

So, I'm in another club tonight, and one of my favorites from before the ATF is working there now. She's 23, or claims to be anyway, fairly pretty and does a pretty good job of pretending she's enjoying herself,…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 27

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Good enough.

A mathematician and an engineer are put at one end of a 100 foot long room. At the other end is a gorgeous naked young woman who exhibits all the signs of being ready. The two men are told: Whoever…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 8

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New Club listing

I submitted a new club listing today, and happened to notice when I went to review it that there were five people who'd put it on their hotlist already. Only one of the people on whose list it appears…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 12

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Another lame PL plus ATF episode

Move along folks, nothing to see here. Conversation between me and her, just after she's gotten to the club. Me: So, I'll give you the choice. I have enough for the VIP if the bartender gives me the same break she…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 15

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Just for you steve229

My new profile pic...

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 18

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Google voice article

A quick update on the Google Voice service for those who are interested. It is no longer necessary to request an invitation. Just go to www.google.com/voice; the setup is guided from there.

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 1

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How to make an old pervert feel good about himself, even if he is paying for it.

Lie there on the bed, panting and sweating, rolling away from the wet spot you just gushed all over the bed, and say something like: "Goo god, what did you do? Your fingers are better than most dicks!" Never thought I'd…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 11

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How to make a stripper laugh uncontrollably, fall of your lap and draw the atten

"OK, you're making my wiener hard." Apparently, this utterance is not very commonly heard in strip clubs. Who'd've thought?

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 8 13

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Smokey's profile pics

So I was stalking, er, I mean, I happened to notice (don't judge me!) the other day that smokey3334 had posted another profile pic. Is it just me, or do those shots qualify as erotic art of a very high…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 16

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Most fucked up offer I've ever gotten.

Dancer: Hi, how are you? I'm Onyx. Ugly Waitress: [before I even respond to her] Would you like to buy the lady a drink, or take her back to the VIP? Me: Uh, I just got here, so I'm just going to chill…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 14

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Why do I do this?

rickdugan's response in the "Married clubber ramblings..." thread got me to thinking about how lucky I am to be able to do what I do. As I said there, my life is not a fantasy, it's a reality. It takes…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 4

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ATF

Wow. I've never considered any of the dancers I've met to be an "ATF" per se. Lots of good times, but nothing on par with what I have with my wife. Until the last couple of weeks, nobody but my…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 6 14

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Indy in August

The annual nerdfest is the first full weekend in August this year, and while I didn't think I was going to be able to go, it turns out that I might be able to after all. The problem is that…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 4 12

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It's been a while...

...since I've been able to get off twice in the same hour.&nbsp; Generally, it takes <i>at least</i> a few hours for me to recover unless I have some pharmaceutical help.&nbsp; Just some advice guys: stay in shape and keep your…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 2

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Mobile device support

Any chance that the mobile device support could be extended to the discussion boards and the blog and article comments, and privat mail? The discussion boards at least work, though it isn't ideal; the images take up a bunch of…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 11

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Couples in clubs

Around here, it's not uncommon to see couples in strip clubs. At least one that I've noticed at least *appeared* to be married, i.e. wearing matching rings, but even the others were acting "couplish" for the most part. My question…

georgmicrodongVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 7
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