Preferred terminology
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
For our next meaningless, but hopefully at least *mildly* amusing, discussion, I'm interested in what you female types prefer to call various body parts.
Tits, titties, boobs, breasts, "the girls", something else?
Ass, butt, bootie, rear, derrière?
Cock, dick, pecker, peepee, wiener, penis?
Cunt, vag, pussy, muff, vagina, "my girl"?
Any others for any of them?
IME, boobs, titties, ass, bootie, dick and pussy seem to be the most common. My wife and daughter, along with some porn actors are the only ones I've hear use cunt. My daughter's use surprised even me.
Tits, titties, boobs, breasts, "the girls", something else?
Ass, butt, bootie, rear, derrière?
Cock, dick, pecker, peepee, wiener, penis?
Cunt, vag, pussy, muff, vagina, "my girl"?
Any others for any of them?
IME, boobs, titties, ass, bootie, dick and pussy seem to be the most common. My wife and daughter, along with some porn actors are the only ones I've hear use cunt. My daughter's use surprised even me.
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Tits: balcony, rack
Ass: backyard, caboose
Cock: don't really stray from cock/dick.
Cunt: clam, tuna, taco - (never noticed the food theme till I saw it in writing)
"Junk" is pretty versatile too, applicable to pretty much any of them.
bosoms
bust
mammaries
mammary glands
assets
baps
bazookas
boobs
boobies
bristols
cans
chesticles
cones
funbags
gazongas
girls
hooters
jugs
knockers
melons
rack
teats
tits
titties
twins
male member
membrum virile
phallus
pizzle (Australian, UK)
virile member
chopper
cock
dick
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingy (childish)
dong
dork [WS]
fuckpole
johnson
John Thomas
joystick
knob (UK)
lad (Ireland)
love muscle
love truncheon
male rod
manhood
member
meat [WS]
meatstick
meat stick
organ [WS]
package
pecker
peen
pee-pee (childish)
pee-wee (childish)
penis
peter
piece [WS]
pink cigar
prick
pud
shaft
shlong
skin flute
spitstick
tallywacker
tadger (Australian, UK)
third leg
todger (Australian, UK)
tool [WS]
trouser snake
unit
wang
weapon [WS]
wee-wee (childish)
wick
wiener (childish)
willie
willy
winky
yard
vagina
sheath
vulva [WS]
bearded clam ??
beaver
bush
camel toe
cunny obsolete
cunt
box
front bottom UK
fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash
kebab (UK)
kitty rare
love box
love hole
minge UK
muff
poontang
pussy
quim UK
slit
snapper
snatch
squish mitten
sugar walls
trim ???
twat
vertical smile
arse (British)
arse cheeks (British)
ass (US)
ass cheeks
backside
batty (Jamaican slang)
behind
booty (US)
botties
bottom
bum (British)
bum cheeks (UK)
buns
butt (US)
buttocks
caboose
cheeks
derriere
fanny (US, baby-talk)
glutei maximi
gluteus maximus
glutes
heinie (US, baby-talk)
hiney (US, baby-talk)
hurdies (British)
jacksie (British)
keester
keister
moon [WS]
nates
patootie
poop chute (UK)
pooper
posterior
rear
rear end
rump
seat
tail
tuckus
tush
tushie
bosoms
bust
mammaries
mammary glands
assets
baps
bazookas
boobs
boobies
bristols
cans
chesticles
cones
funbags
gazongas
girls
hooters
jugs
knockers
melons
rack
teats
tits
titties
twins
male member
membrum virile
phallus
pizzle (Australian, UK)
virile member
chopper
cock
dick
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingy (childish)
dong
dork [WS]
fuckpole
johnson
John Thomas
joystick
knob (UK)
lad (Ireland)
love muscle
love truncheon
male rod
manhood
member
meat [WS]
meatstick
meat stick
organ [WS]
package
pecker
peen
pee-pee (childish)
pee-wee (childish)
penis
peter
piece [WS]
pink cigar
prick
pud
shaft
shlong
skin flute
spitstick
tallywacker
tadger (Australian, UK)
third leg
todger (Australian, UK)
tool [WS]
trouser snake
unit
wang
weapon [WS]
wee-wee (childish)
wick
wiener (childish)
willie
willy
winky
yard
vagina
sheath
vulva [WS]
bearded clam ??
beaver
bush
camel toe
cunny obsolete
cunt
box
front bottom UK
fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash
kebab (UK)
kitty rare
love box
love hole
minge UK
muff
poontang
pussy
quim UK
slit
snapper
snatch
squish mitten
sugar walls
trim ???
twat
vertical smile
arse (British)
arse cheeks (British)
ass (US)
ass cheeks
backside
batty (Jamaican slang)
behind
booty (US)
botties
bottom
bum (British)
bum cheeks (UK)
buns
butt (US)
buttocks
caboose
cheeks
derriere
fanny (US, baby-talk)
glutei maximi
gluteus maximus
glutes
heinie (US, baby-talk)
hiney (US, baby-talk)
hurdies (British)
jacksie (British)
keester
keister
moon [WS]
nates
patootie
poop chute (UK)
pooper
posterior
rear
rear end
rump
seat
tail
tuckus
tush
tushie"
That's a pretty good vocabulary gatorfan.
GMD's list seems good enough for me.
"My daughter's use surprised even me"
Was that use of "Cunt" as an Adult? A word I've rarely if ever used.
Steve Martin has some notable names for breasts:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBFrYGCU4…
:)
I love groping the grummet.
Reading that shit makes me want to find some poontang so i can put my tallywacker up her squish mitten an then, before I do the ol' jizz-a-roo, turn he over to pop my pink cigar up he poop chute. Fuck yeah!!!
Which both makes me proud, and scares the shit out of me.