For our next meaningless, but hopefully at least mildly amusing, discussion, I'm interested in what you female types prefer to call various body parts.
Tits, titties, boobs, breasts, "the girls", something else? Ass, butt, bootie, rear, derrière? Cock, dick, pecker, peepee, wiener, penis? Cunt, vag, pussy, muff, vagina, "my girl"?
Any others for any of them?
IME, boobs, titties, ass, bootie, dick and pussy seem to be the most common. My wife and daughter, along with some porn actors are the only ones I've hear use cunt. My daughter's use surprised even me.
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I'm not a female type, but I'll offer up a few more...
Tits: balcony, rack Ass: backyard, caboose Cock: don't really stray from cock/dick. Cunt: clam, tuna, taco - (never noticed the food theme till I saw it in writing)
"Junk" is pretty versatile too, applicable to pretty much any of them.
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male member membrum virile phallus pizzle (Australian, UK) virile member chopper cock dick ding-a-ling ding-dong dingy (childish) dong dork [WS] fuckpole johnson John Thomas joystick knob (UK) lad (Ireland) love muscle love truncheon male rod manhood member meat [WS] meatstick meat stick organ [WS] package pecker peen pee-pee (childish) pee-wee (childish) penis peter piece [WS] pink cigar prick pud shaft shlong skin flute spitstick tallywacker tadger (Australian, UK) third leg todger (Australian, UK) tool [WS] trouser snake unit wang weapon [WS] wee-wee (childish) wick wiener (childish) willie willy winky yard
vagina sheath vulva [WS] bearded clam ?? beaver bush camel toe cunny obsolete cunt box front bottom UK fanny (UK, Australian, NZ) gash kebab (UK) kitty rare love box love hole minge UK muff poontang pussy quim UK slit snapper snatch squish mitten sugar walls trim ??? twat vertical smile
arse (British) arse cheeks (British) ass (US) ass cheeks backside batty (Jamaican slang) behind booty (US) botties bottom bum (British) bum cheeks (UK) buns butt (US) buttocks caboose cheeks derriere fanny (US, baby-talk) glutei maximi gluteus maximus glutes heinie (US, baby-talk) hiney (US, baby-talk) hurdies (British) jacksie (British) keester keister moon [WS] nates patootie poop chute (UK) pooper posterior rear rear end rump seat tail tuckus tush tushie
"breast bosoms bust mammaries mammary glands assets baps bazookas boobs boobies bristols cans chesticles cones funbags gazongas girls hooters jugs knockers melons rack teats tits titties twins
male member membrum virile phallus pizzle (Australian, UK) virile member chopper cock dick ding-a-ling ding-dong dingy (childish) dong dork [WS] fuckpole johnson John Thomas joystick knob (UK) lad (Ireland) love muscle love truncheon male rod manhood member meat [WS] meatstick meat stick organ [WS] package pecker peen pee-pee (childish) pee-wee (childish) penis peter piece [WS] pink cigar prick pud shaft shlong skin flute spitstick tallywacker tadger (Australian, UK) third leg todger (Australian, UK) tool [WS] trouser snake unit wang weapon [WS] wee-wee (childish) wick wiener (childish) willie willy winky yard
vagina sheath vulva [WS] bearded clam ?? beaver bush camel toe cunny obsolete cunt box front bottom UK fanny (UK, Australian, NZ) gash kebab (UK) kitty rare love box love hole minge UK muff poontang pussy quim UK slit snapper snatch squish mitten sugar walls trim ??? twat vertical smile
arse (British) arse cheeks (British) ass (US) ass cheeks backside batty (Jamaican slang) behind booty (US) botties bottom bum (British) bum cheeks (UK) buns butt (US) buttocks caboose cheeks derriere fanny (US, baby-talk) glutei maximi gluteus maximus glutes heinie (US, baby-talk) hiney (US, baby-talk) hurdies (British) jacksie (British) keester keister moon [WS] nates patootie poop chute (UK) pooper posterior rear rear end rump seat tail tuckus tush tushie"
That's a pretty good vocabulary gatorfan.
GMD's list seems good enough for me.
"My daughter's use surprised even me"
Was that use of "Cunt" as an Adult? A word I've rarely if ever used.
Yes I memorized my Thesaurus
@Alucard: The first time I heard her use it, she was 15, referring to one of her Facebook "friends".
When I get together with my ATF, I refer to her breasts as "the twins."
Steve Martin has some notable names for breasts:
One more, name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. Then ask if you can visit "between the holidays". :)
I read the original 18th century 'Fanny Hill' and learned that 'grummet' was used to describe the female parts by the servant classes. I have liked that word ever since - not to be confused with 'grommet'.
I love groping the grummet.
Any dancers or other ladies want to comment?
So none of our female members ever commented. Any of the newest crop care to chime in?
Pussy is what you marry for, a cunt is what you marry.
@ gmd - UR daughter a chip off the old block?
+1 gatorfan
Reading that shit makes me want to find some poontang so i can put my tallywacker up her squish mitten an then, before I do the ol' jizz-a-roo, turn he over to pop my pink cigar up he poop chute. Fuck yeah!!!
@joker: In many ways, yes. :)
Which both makes me proud, and scares the shit out of me.
I always loved the term Papaya for vagina. It looks like one. It's juicy. It's delicious. It's nutritious. It's La Papaya.
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