Preferred terminology

I'm not a female type, but I'll offer up a few more...

Tits: balcony, rack
Ass: backyard, caboose
Cock: don't really stray from cock/dick.
Cunt: clam, tuna, taco - (never noticed the food theme till I saw it in writing)

"Junk" is pretty versatile too, applicable to pretty much any of them.

breast
bosoms
bust
mammaries
mammary glands
assets
baps
bazookas
boobs
boobies
bristols
cans
chesticles
cones
funbags
gazongas
girls
hooters
jugs
knockers
melons
rack
teats
tits
titties
twins


male member
membrum virile
phallus
pizzle (Australian, UK)
virile member
chopper
cock
dick
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingy (childish)
dong
dork [WS]
fuckpole
johnson
John Thomas
joystick
knob (UK)
lad (Ireland)
love muscle
love truncheon
male rod
manhood
member
meat [WS]
meatstick
meat stick
organ [WS]
package
pecker
peen
pee-pee (childish)
pee-wee (childish)
penis
peter
piece [WS]
pink cigar
prick
pud
shaft
shlong
skin flute
spitstick
tallywacker
tadger (Australian, UK)
third leg
todger (Australian, UK)
tool [WS]
trouser snake
unit
wang
weapon [WS]
wee-wee (childish)
wick
wiener (childish)
willie
willy
winky
yard


vagina
sheath
vulva [WS]
bearded clam ??
beaver
bush
camel toe
cunny obsolete
cunt
box
front bottom UK
fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash
kebab (UK)
kitty rare
love box
love hole
minge UK
muff
poontang
pussy
quim UK
slit
snapper
snatch
squish mitten
sugar walls
trim ???
twat
vertical smile


arse (British)
arse cheeks (British)
ass (US)
ass cheeks
backside
batty (Jamaican slang)
behind
booty (US)
botties
bottom
bum (British)
bum cheeks (UK)
buns
butt (US)
buttocks
caboose
cheeks
derriere
fanny (US, baby-talk)
glutei maximi
gluteus maximus
glutes
heinie (US, baby-talk)
hiney (US, baby-talk)
hurdies (British)
jacksie (British)
keester
keister
moon [WS]
nates
patootie
poop chute (UK)
pooper
posterior
rear
rear end
rump
seat
tail
tuckus
tush
tushie

"breast
bosoms
bust
mammaries
mammary glands
assets
baps
bazookas
boobs
boobies
bristols
cans
chesticles
cones
funbags
gazongas
girls
hooters
jugs
knockers
melons
rack
teats
tits
titties
twins


male member
membrum virile
phallus
pizzle (Australian, UK)
virile member
chopper
cock
dick
ding-a-ling
ding-dong
dingy (childish)
dong
dork [WS]
fuckpole
johnson
John Thomas
joystick
knob (UK)
lad (Ireland)
love muscle
love truncheon
male rod
manhood
member
meat [WS]
meatstick
meat stick
organ [WS]
package
pecker
peen
pee-pee (childish)
pee-wee (childish)
penis
peter
piece [WS]
pink cigar
prick
pud
shaft
shlong
skin flute
spitstick
tallywacker
tadger (Australian, UK)
third leg
todger (Australian, UK)
tool [WS]
trouser snake
unit
wang
weapon [WS]
wee-wee (childish)
wick
wiener (childish)
willie
willy
winky
yard


vagina
sheath
vulva [WS]
bearded clam ??
beaver
bush
camel toe
cunny obsolete
cunt
box
front bottom UK
fanny (UK, Australian, NZ)
gash
kebab (UK)
kitty rare
love box
love hole
minge UK
muff
poontang
pussy
quim UK
slit
snapper
snatch
squish mitten
sugar walls
trim ???
twat
vertical smile


arse (British)
arse cheeks (British)
ass (US)
ass cheeks
backside
batty (Jamaican slang)
behind
booty (US)
botties
bottom
bum (British)
bum cheeks (UK)
buns
butt (US)
buttocks
caboose
cheeks
derriere
fanny (US, baby-talk)
glutei maximi
gluteus maximus
glutes
heinie (US, baby-talk)
hiney (US, baby-talk)
hurdies (British)
jacksie (British)
keester
keister
moon [WS]
nates
patootie
poop chute (UK)
pooper
posterior
rear
rear end
rump
seat
tail
tuckus
tush
tushie"

That's a pretty good vocabulary gatorfan.

GMD's list seems good enough for me.

"My daughter's use surprised even me"

Was that use of "Cunt" as an Adult? A word I've rarely if ever used.

Yes I memorized my Thesaurus

@Alucard: The first time I heard her use it, she was 15, referring to one of her Facebook "friends".

When I get together with my ATF, I refer to her breasts as "the twins."

Steve Martin has some notable names for breasts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBFrYGCU4…

One more, name her left leg Thanksgiving and her right leg Christmas. Then ask if you can visit "between the holidays".
:)

I read the original 18th century 'Fanny Hill' and learned that 'grummet' was used to describe the female parts by the servant classes. I have liked that word ever since - not to be confused with 'grommet'.

I love groping the grummet.

Any dancers or other ladies want to comment?

So none of our female members ever commented. Any of the newest crop care to chime in?

Pussy is what you marry for, a cunt is what you marry.

@ gmd - UR daughter a chip off the old block?

+1 gatorfan

Reading that shit makes me want to find some poontang so i can put my tallywacker up her squish mitten an then, before I do the ol' jizz-a-roo, turn he over to pop my pink cigar up he poop chute. Fuck yeah!!!

@joker: In many ways, yes. :)

Which both makes me proud, and scares the shit out of me.

I always loved the term Papaya for vagina. It looks like one. It's juicy. It's delicious. It's nutritious. It's La Papaya.