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3 years ago
AnalYes, there's one local dancer who prefers it to vaginal sex, or so she says. She did manage to convince me to do it one time. She wanted it bare so she could feel the cum in her ass, but I declined that particular variation. She did seem to like it, though.
The bartender was not pleased though. "Good thing there's nobody else here. Try to be quieter next time."
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3 years ago
OT: Christmas dinner alternatives?It ain't the food that matters, it's who you're eating it with.
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3 years ago
What did Santa bring you for Christmas?@shadowcat, put it under your girl's butt when you're fucking her in missionary. changes the angle, and works better, at least for me. And most girls like it too.
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
AMA: Online Dating@Tetradon: "A smarter, better looking, and more hung version, maybe."
And humble, too!
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3 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Lunchtime Poll: Best Place to Freshen UpHow happy do you think I am that I don't need to do any of that.
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3 years ago
So you older guys want a young stripper - read this!She probably won't get tired of me before I get tired of *her*.
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Describe the last woman you banged@DirtyMonkeyWife: Looks more like a cartoon than a real woman.
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3 years ago
My Father Left My Mother for a Stripper. Now He Wants Me to Mourn Her Death.Without knowing why he "kicked [her] mom out of the house", I don't know how anyone can answer the question of what to do.
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3 years ago
OT: Kim Potter found guiltyA travesty of justice, is what it is. She should have been completely exonerated; she shouldn't even have been charged! The guy would probably have gone on to commit some heinous crime anyway, so good riddance to him. Police officers in this country should have carte blanche to waste bad guys on even the slightest suspicion, just to make sure and keep the rest of us safe.
/s
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What's the extraest extra?@heaving: "Dude, the extraest extra is having a dancer actually care about you while you know you don't deserve it."
You ain't wrong...
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3 years ago
TetradonI'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Describe the last woman you banged"Retired" pro, tall, slim, gorgeous long, dark hair, cute little pierced B cups. Rides slow and easy, squeezing just right. Lets me finish where ever I want, but prefers a creampie.
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3 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Return of the MILFAh yes, the MILF. While she isn't coming back to the club any time soon, not with 4 kids to take care of, she still makes occasional time to see me. And yes, since she's only 25ish years younger than me (but if you were to see her naked you'd swear she was 10 years younger still), our conversations are much more "adult", for lack of a better word, than they are with the ones who are just past legal drinking age. Of course, her skills in the sheets are pretty damned awesome as well. She's the only one who can consistently get me off multiple times in the time we're together.
I sent her a Christmas gift this year, and she almost sent it back. :D
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3 years ago
NYPD rookie gives lieutenant lap danceWell, at least it was a *good* lap dance. At least he didn't fuck up his career for a shitty one.
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3 years ago
Dropping the OTC Bomb@some idiot: "It's not about trust."
Of course it is. Just in the direction you didn't consider.
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3 years ago
Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity @rickdugan: "A night in one shitty club in Covington KY"
They're <em>all</em> shitty in Covington.
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3 years ago
If your club is showing a PPV how early should you show up to find spac? (MIAMI)I'll be with shadowcat.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
What's the extraest extra?Troll level: Level 4 Extra
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3 years ago
Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity Make her stay home that night. :(
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3 years ago
In the mood to post a hot tattoo artist...Smokeshow? That's a little like saying the Dead Sea is a little salty. Total understatement.
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Do I go to far?Too far?
Yes.
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3 years ago
Handling bad news@nicespice, I agree that you don't seem to be in any murky territory with regard to ethics on this one.
I have been fortunate to have met a fair number of dancers with a high level of compassion. And not just towards those who spend a lot of money.
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3 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Stripper Moms who make the ultimate sacrifice@RTP: " In some cases these dancers are actually making a decision which is best for their kid (s), in some cases it is just a cop out and it is what is easiest and cheapest for them."
But, as C.M.I. has already pointed out, if it's a cop out, that actually <em>supports</em> the notion that it's best for the child to be elsewhere.
@ilbbaicnl: "One of my favs told me the only good part of her childhood was the year and a half she was in foster care."
I'm glad foster care worked for her, truly. But my wife is a product of the foster care system, from birth, and let's just say that her experiences there figure prominently in her lack of sexual desire. I'd like to think that your fav's experience was the norm, and my wife's the exception. Unfortunately, I'm not convinced of that.
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3 years ago
Handling bad news@SirLap: Well <em>obviously</em> any account that claims to have met her is just another nicespice sock puppet.
/s
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3 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Stop Being AssholesAnd yes, I know I'm an asshole. Not a "create an alias just to post dumb-mother-fucking comments" asshole, just a regular everyday asshole.