What's the extraest extra?

Humor comes in various forms.
Some I don't understand.
Ignore, maybe?

Would be a shame 😕

Lol @scrub. Double meaning on extra shit.

@ilb, this looked like an interesting thread then you sent it in a bizarre direction.

WTF?

I blame nicespice, she's corrupting me.

I also blame rickdugan. I felt insecure after he called me girly 20 times, causing this outburst of toxic masculinity.

Wtf? Very bizarre. Definitely an opportunity for reflection OP.

I would say this is roughly on a par with the campy horror of a Rob Zombie film. I certain understand if some would rather not see it, it's not my goal to never be put on ignore by anyone. But, I'd have to ask, if you're actually offended by it, what are you doing in strip clubs? The horrors you'll see are not as extreme, but given that they're actual, not fictional, they seem roughly equivalent.

This is an absolutely fascinating book:
amazon.com

In the late Victorian Era, any large city would have these second floor herbal remedy shops. And there among other things, you would find these herbal products designed to remedy "delayed menses".

It was real simple, just boil it in water, maybe let it cool some, and then drink it down. Menses will no longer be delayed.

So you ask, isn't this really just the same sort of thing as RU-486?

Well sort of, yes. But there is one big difference. As I know, with RU-486 they still have to do a pregnancy test. This makes it take more time, and it makes it more of a mind fuck.

With the herbal remedies you just drink it down. What you don't need to know you won't.

Do they have to do the test first for RU-486?

I would suspect that they really don't, but I do not actually know what this.

They say that in the late Victorian Era about 1 in 5 pregnancies were dealt with by these herbal remedies. That is almost as high as today's surgical abortion rates.

And then there is the morning after pill. And then there is the folk remedy, two contraceptive pills right away, and then another two 12 hours later.

These things have always existed, for as long as we have had settled living. They just have not usually been talked about, and the knowledge was kept restricted.

In some realms women have a lot of power, and this is just the way it is.

SJG

tuscl.net

The OP seems to be confusing pearl-clutching offense with people cumulatively becoming wary about a guy whose posts are veering from quirky to a not-flattering form of bizarre. And, honestly, making the argument in a very recent thread ( tuscl.net ) that it's fine for an adult to be sexually attracted to a minor probably isn't helping in this thread.

But, it's nice to see someone giving SJG a run for his money as the most autistic guy on a strip club message board.

Go you!

I thought Plan B replace RU 486.

Is SJG saying my mom should have taken this?

"Is SJG saying my mom should have taken this?"

No Of Course Not!

About Plan B, the issue is, as it always is in this realm how far out can you use it?

Well they say it is best if within three days. So of course no pregnancy test.
plannedparenthood.org

But if that is not done, I think RU-486 is still next in line.

verywellhealth.com

What’s the difference between RU486 and Plan B?
Plan B is an emergency contraception drug that's taken by mouth to prevent an unintended pregnancy after unprotected sex or contraceptive failure (like a broken condom or a displaced IUD). Plan B is not an abortion pill and it will not work if you are already pregnant. RU486 is a medical abortion option that is taken by mouth and used when a woman is already pregnant.

And in this realm in this country, every step has meant huge political battles.

SJG

What could have been a reasonable discussion of actual extras has gotten derailed by the op.

I guess the op thinks that is the extra-est extra? But, it’s not.

The most extra extra is when you take a tranny to VIP and pay to watch her fuck herself. If you want to take it to the next level - you penetrate her ass with your cock - while her cock is still stuffed in her hole.

And you don’t wear a condom.

Dirty, we are still very far from being able to live consciously. The Medieval Cathars were going that way. This is why they got burnt.

SJG

How about a girl doing a double with a guy and his seeing eye dog.

It's more extra if it's an emotional support dog, cause she can't just pretend the dog's getting extras too.

Troll level: Level 4 Extra

A white guy paying enough to get a blow job from a Kardashjennian ?

Attending an awkward family holiday dinner where the stripper has to pretend to be a chaste, church going girlfriend is the ultimate extra.

Two jobs ago a guy brought a random girl as his date to the company holiday party that the consensus was she probably was an escort.

What I remember Kim saying on Howard Stern is that it's not about race with them, they just want very devout butt worshipers. It's a mission for Papi Chulo.

I grew up on the internet (and not even the nicer internet nowadays with content warnings)…you probably don’t want to adopt my sense of humor. It can get pretty horrible sometimes 😬

Blumpkin
Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

I've heard that theory that an orgasm is more intense if you poop while you're having it. Yeah, pass.

Decades ago my company had a family picnic. People would bring their older kids, too (free food etc. and the kids tended to know one another). One fairly drunk guy asked someone's college age daughter what she was doing there and called her by what might have been a stripper name. The girl and her mother both corrected the guy as to her name. There was enough of a "I can't believe you just called me by my stripper name" look that it might have been true. FWIW about 3 years later I was at their wedding. Mom thought he as a nice guy and "fixed them up" at the picnic.

Maybe founder could create a NSFCL forum (Not Suitable For Church Ladies).

It kinda sounds like nicespice is throwing down the glove? Do your worst, us old people can take it
youtube.com . Boomers had dead baby joke in elementary school, no need for any kind of lame technology crutch.

I once went to a fully nude club, out in the middle of nowhere, where the method of stage tipping was to slap dollar bills on the dancers crotch. Supposedly anything and everything happened in VIP there. But the dancers had a pimped vibe to them, so I took a pass on VIP, and ever going back. A few weeks later the club got robbed, several people were killed, including a could of customers. Not surprising, security did a pat down but too dumb to look for ankle holsters (common problem).

I need to followup on Goldmonger's comment. Did you write that the stripper's mother set the stripper daughter and the stripper patron up for a meet and greet at the non-stripper company picnic? What's the rest of the story? Did you know she was a stripper through the strip club? Did the mother know the patron from the strip club. Article time, baby!

Me the mother and the drunk kid all worked together.

I had no knowledge of the daughter or her being a stripper. All I saw was the "shut the fuck up" look she gave this guy behind her mother's back. The young guy later (at the picnic) told me he was pretty sure he got dances from her at a local strip club (near college but not near her family). Got enough dances to remember her stripper name? This was all before extras were available in Atlanta clubs. He never mentioned the stripper thing again and I didn't ask. I went to that club often before and after and do not remember seeing her.

Yes, Mom just blew off the wrong name thing and invited drunk guy to sit at their picnic table. I know Mom invited him to the girl's family birthday party. By the time of the Christmas party, she was his date. With the dress she wore, every woman hated her and every man wanted her.

AFAIK they are still married some 25 years later.

I get da double exrra cheeze on da whopprrz at birger Kang

@heaving: "Dude, the extraest extra is having a dancer actually care about you while you know you don't deserve it."

You ain't wrong...