Return of the MILF
rickdugan
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The complexion of many clubs has changed dramatically since COVID, especially at night. During periods when clubs were shutdown and/or very slow, girls with kids were forced into the vanilla workplace to make ends meet and many never returned. They were replaced instead by younger dancers who, while serving as good eye candy, do not quite possess the same skills.
Even worse though, many of those who DID return on a P/T basis dropped back out when monthly child tax credits started paying out at the beginning of the year. This of course was on top of enhanced SNAP benefits being paid out most of the year and, until a few months ago, enhanced unemployment. Oh and for those actually working when they lost the UI, higher wages due to labor shortages.
But there is finally hope again. These fucking job killing tax credit payments are finally expiring due to the wisdom of one Sen. Joe Manchin. Add to that the recent ends of various other diversionary programs and the current price inflation on basic goods and services and there is hope that we will soon see the return of the MILF to our beloved clubs.
Even worse though, many of those who DID return on a P/T basis dropped back out when monthly child tax credits started paying out at the beginning of the year. This of course was on top of enhanced SNAP benefits being paid out most of the year and, until a few months ago, enhanced unemployment. Oh and for those actually working when they lost the UI, higher wages due to labor shortages.
But there is finally hope again. These fucking job killing tax credit payments are finally expiring due to the wisdom of one Sen. Joe Manchin. Add to that the recent ends of various other diversionary programs and the current price inflation on basic goods and services and there is hope that we will soon see the return of the MILF to our beloved clubs.
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I understand how guys can get fooled by young hotties, as they offer a great view. But in many cases, they haven’t honed their abilities like most MILFs.
It’s good that you provided more specifics, as I find the term MILF has become too broad a category to be useful anymore.
several hundred-page textbook. When the government tries to use the tax system to encourage or discourage various behaviors you end up with such a complex tax system that people can't do their own taxes and have to hire full time professionals to do it for them. We need to scrap this whole incredibly complex tax system and come up with something simple.
I like the older girls too. The added strip club experience is good but there is another reason I prefer them too. I can remember when I was 20, girls ignored me and then about ten years later started being more friendly to me. As women become older, financial security becomes more important to them and they appreciate the career-oriented guy with a decent income more and start to get tired of the slacker bad boy loser type. This is true both for when you are looking for a girlfriend or looking for a regular down at the strip club. A lot of my nicest regulars have been single moms in their late twenties with long gone baby daddies who appreciate it that I spend money on them so they can pay their bills.
And here I've always thought there's a certain ease in the simplicity of a term like MILF- either she's a mom you wanna fuck or she's not- but here we have arguments for making it more complicated... isn't that what men are always accusing women of doing? 🧐
In the long run, reducing child poverty will help the kids grow up into tax paying citizens who stay out of prison. If Sinema had not block the repeal of the Trump tax cuts, the short-term inflationary and deficit-increasing effects of the tax credits could have been at least partially offset.
LOL real men have decided they don’t need babies at all. And by real, I’m *not* talking about some supposed ideal personality, I mean actual living breathing cis American men today.
https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/20…
But avoiding going too off topic…
Since “milf” is 26+…
In my opinion, how much club turnover to late/teens early 20s varies.
My home club has plenty of late 20s, 30s, and I think a couple in their40s from precovid including at night. But then I go out of town and one of the clubs was King of Diamonds in Minnesota, most of the “old crew” who had been at that club for years was gone. A couple of club regs were lamenting that they don’t know most of the dancers now.
Weekends would be super packed by a bunch of younger dancers. Weekdays they avoided it more and total # of dancers on shift was way down. It was WEIRD. Not complaining, because I selling VIPs back to back even on weekdays (at least until it was the end of the month, then it was a lot more brutal lol). Didn’t work any day times at that club so can’t compare ages from that shift time.
Then one club not too far away in Wisconsin had some older dancers who had been around for a while and still at it. And these weren’t “baby faced” or “Botox” older dancers in their mid 40s. They were blatantly so. And also upper 20s and 30s sprinkled in as well.
In South Dakota I think we were all late 20s and up. My guess is that is probably a self-selecting thing. Newer dancers may not be aware of nor even want to go to a club where you have to go long distances and book at idk.
From my vantage point there doesn’t seem to be a deficit in late 20s and up dancers as long as one is in certain clubs. Though that being said there has been an influx of newbies that a lot of dancers my age and older aren’t too fond of. (I don’t agree with a lot of the criticisms but that’s just me)
Using common sense and reasonableness to make a point - now that is such a mom thing to do. Plus I am imagining her being naked when she says it so it’s also sexy as hell.
Meanwhile SJG will still be dreaming of goats.
When I look at all of my favorite dancers over the years, their ages have been from 29 to 51. There were at least two GILFs, and possibly more. I can't think of more than three or four of them that didn't have children, some grown and on their own.
Why do I enjoy these women? It's because they provide a lot more complete experience.
My requirements are simple - a consenting adult woman - nothing more and nothing less.
Also, I don’t take everything I hear as gospel anyway. I shade some of my own info because I consider it too personal and I assume dancers do the same.
I apologize in that my comment is tangential to the OP but, thinking about it, I’m not sure I very often know the actual parental status of these gals. I do look for a certain personality vibe that seems to reflect a certain amount of maturity but it’s not dependent on whether they actually have a kid.
By the way, when I think MILF, I think older than 26 for sure. I picture it very much int he American Pie sense, the mother of a teenager I knew at the time when I was also a teenager. That means they've basically gotta be mid thirties and more likely late thirties to early forties. Young strippers with kids I think of more as teen moms.
Nietzsche is the former middle linebacker of the Green Bay Packers, right?
I go wild when I see a stripper or civilian in her mid to late 30s or early to mid 40s that’s hot. They are out there but let’s face it they’re kinda rare. To see an “older” woman who has taken care of herself is hot, although a lot of times she’s probably just lucky with genetics.
RickiBoi said: "Real men don't need the government to pay for their babies or for their women to tend to them."
Mr. ThatX responded: “Did you find one to ask? Cause you certainly don't qualify.”
Phil sez: C’est Magnifique!
I go along with what docsavage and motorhead have posted.
The difficulty with the bail out payments was that they did not deflate the real estate and securities bubbles while taking care of people's needs. They used our treasure to prop up landlords and mortgage lenders. This was stupid.
SJG
I’m guessing you are thinking - The Return of the MILF - as the updated hook. Not - The Return of the Rick?
@Cash: No return needed for me - I never left, lol.
I sent her a Christmas gift this year, and she almost sent it back. :D
SJG
Other than those two, unfortunately not enough others have come back.