Comments by ArchiePitcar

For my area, there’s a website called “Skip the games”. It may be active around you, too, although you have to beware of some obviously fake ads there.

A punter is a customer

...but _The Onion_ is usually funnier.

And you can stop in Akron part way in between for some actual extras. Actually, you probably know that. And I'm sure the girls are better looking in Cleveland and Columbus. I just get the impression that they don't put out much. Am I wrong?

This raises an interesting issue, and one that worries me sometimes. My SO was out of town this weekend. I teach in a college, and some students in one of my classes invited me to go out to a bar for Friday happy hour (celebrating the last day of classes). So I figured "what the hell", and went out with them. After a couple rounds the crowd thinned out, and pretty soon it was just me and two girls from the class. We were having a very enjoyable conversation about this and that, but I had this urge to go to a strip club where I could blatantly hit on hot women, and probably get extras, rather than put all the effort into conversation. So I told the students that it was probably time for me to take off, and I did. Now, I probably wouldn't have tried to hit on either of them, because that could lead to all sorts of professional problems, and I wasn't THAT drunk. But the whole sequence made me think that I have perhaps become a PL.

A serious suggestion would be to drive to Akron. It's only about 45 min away, and the clubs are much more high mileage. Try Jen's Den, Georgie's (just across the street from each other), Lusty Adventures and Dreamer Girls. Try to go to the last two while it's still light out, as they are in rougher neighborhoods.

I would bang Cami first, and then Lacey. Then I'd be too exhausted for the others.

Jeanne, Touche! (avec un accent sur "e") AP

Yes, but all they had on these guys was that their cars were videotaped and they were seen entering and leaving the spas, which were licensed to offer massages. Easy for us to say, I know, but I don't think there would have been much of a case if all those guys had said was that they got massages.

Since you don't like to read, I recommend Desiree's in Norton.

Your own business, I guess, buy why persist for 8 months if the OTC sex is only "so-so." There are plenty of other stripper fish in the sea!

With me it's mostly dancer hygiene. In my local clubs, it seems like a quarter of the girls don't clean themselves well, and when they are grinding on me, the odor wafts its way up to my nostrils. Not very pleasant. I'm too polite to say anything, but those are always "one and done" dances.

And my general opinion is that it would be neither clean enough to eat, nor to fuck bareback. So I would abstain. Better to be safe so that I can play another day. I've been offered BBFS by strippers, but have always passed on it.

She has a hot bod, but I don't think I'd pay much for that sort of dance.

Stop and get gas on the way home, and "accidentally" get a little bit on your hand. Then wipe it off on your shirt. Gasoline smell is overpowering, and a little goes a long way. It will overpower stripper smell.

Thanks to all you gentlemen for the advice. I have one more question - are the clubs in pg county really safe for a skinny bourgeois white guy like me?

I'd frisk her for weapons first.

First off, Ohio's governor is NOT a Baptist preacher. He was a Methodist minister - not exactly a fundamentalist denomination. Here in northeast Ohio, I have not noticed any dampening of dancer enthusiasm.

I tend to prefer dancers who are under 30 (or at least look it) and relatively slender. But I'm a nice guy and have a hard time saying "no." So what I've started doing when approached by dancers who are not my type, but who look like they have some clout in the club (you can tell by the way they interact with the other girls) is getting one $5 table dance from them, and then offering them $5 to get a girl I've got my eye on to come over to my table (the club is often crowded and the girls busy). This almost always works very well. They'll often then check back later to see if I enjoyed the girl in question.

In life, we find that we are attracted to some women and not to others. Can't it be the same way with dancers? Some get you going, and some don't. This strikes me as only being natural. I'm 49 and don't exercise as much as I should. Sometimes a lapdance gets me going pretty well, and sometimes not at all. I think the main factor is whether I am attracted to the dancer and whether she at least *seems* interested in me.

My favorite club draws mostly white customers, but some black guys, particularly if it is in the evening or at night. Sometimes near closing the clientele will be almost 50/50 black/white. Some of the dancers tell me that they avoid the black guys because the perception (whether right or wrong) is that they don't tip as well. But I think that if a guy becomes a regular at any club, he will acquire a reputation for generosity (or stinginess) irregardless of his complexion.

I find that unzipping in the VIP sends a message to her that I would have no objections. I tend to go to "extra-friendly" clubs, and only once (out of probably 30 times) has the dancer scolded me (with a back off and wag of the finger) for doing so. This is not to say that I always get what I am seeking that way, but I usually get something nice. (Skin on skin usually feels good in any case).

That club is near a rough area, although not exactly IN it.

Petite blonde dancer was one of my faves in a local club here. Very sexy moves in the VIP, bit of a southern drawl, and always made sure I left happy. She would recognize me and come over to me as soon as I walked in. Well one day she came over, looking kinda slow, and asked if I wanted a dance. I said "sure", and she proceeded to sort of grind in my lap for about 20 seconds and then seemed to nod off. This was VERY uncharacteristic. I asked if she was OK, and she sort of woke up toward the end of the song, but I declined offers of further dances that day. Next time I came in, she was her usual self. I asked her what had been up, and she said she had switched to new meds for her bipolar disorder, and they had really messed her up. Perhaps true? I'm still skeptical, I know several dancers in this club are heroin users, and I wonder if she has joined that crowd. I haven't seen her in the club for a while now.