ArchiePitcar

For my area, there’s a website called “Skip the games”. It may be active around you, too, although you have to beware of some obviously fake ads there.

A punter is a customer

...but _The Onion_ is usually funnier.

And you can stop in Akron part way in between for some actual extras. Actually, you probably know that. And I'm sure the girls are better looking in Cleveland and Columbus. I just get the impression that they don't put out much. Am I wrong?

This raises an interesting issue, and one that worries me sometimes. My SO was out of town this weekend. I teach in a college, and some students in one of my classes invited me to go out to a bar for Friday happy hour (celebrating the last day of classes). So I figured "what the hell", and went out with them. After a couple rounds the crowd thinned out, and pretty soon it was just me and two girls from the class. We were having a very enjoyable conversation about this and that, but I had this urge to go to a strip club where I could blatantly hit on hot women, and probably get extras, rather than put all the effort into conversation. So I told the students that it was probably time for me to take off, and I did. Now, I probably wouldn't have tried to hit on either of them, because that could lead to all sorts of professional problems, and I wasn't THAT drunk. But the whole sequence made me think that I have perhaps become a PL.