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@Archie I say go to P.G county which is just outside(15 min) of D.C. D.C clubs suck cause theirs no lap dances and no touching so u can get a table dance from a fine women at Stadium Club for about $20 but know touching. It all depends on what you are into, most clubs have mostly black girls except Fuego its mostly latina. I only go to the best clubs in the area which are Fuego and Extacy the others just dont have a good caliber of women. Extacy has mostly black women some light skinned, some dark skinned with a few latinas sprinkled in and Fuego is mostly latinas who dont speak english very well(that's a turn on for me)with a few black girls sprinkled in. You wont get any extras in the club you have to arrange OTC if the lady is willing. Both clubs are $20 to get in and $10 per dance. On weekends both clubs are kinda crowded after midnight but thats when the best girls come out. Weekdays are usually slower, more bang for your buck but also less girls. Its up to you both clubs will be fun and have plenty of eye candy. I hopes this helps I would hate to see you come to town and not get your moneys worth.

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Fear The Paper Moon in Springfield, VA. Too high of prices -- but they got this really crappy special to make you think you're getting a good deal when it's a pretty bad deal. Save your money.

Or consult the Yellow Pages for an escort (there's just a few of those in DC...)

lol i stay far far away from virginia strip clubs..

I hate to rent a car when I'm in DC. Cabs are so much better for getting around the city, but can be a bother for heading in and out of the suburbs.

If you go to Union Station, you can take a train to Baltimore; it's not too long a ride, maybe 45 minutes. From Baltimore's train station you can grab a bus, a cab or walk to The Block. It's so far superior to Washington, it's worth the trip.

"Fear The Paper Moon in Springfield, VA."

CT, I missed your Paper Moon tirades! (Guess I better not say where I just came from, lol.)

If you want more than a grind, you really need to get to Baltimore. Or find one of the few massage parlors in DC that are still good. Or an escort. DC isn't a good scene for the stuff we like.

I have spent some time in DC, and it does have one thing going for it. It is cheap, because there are no lappers. I just have two other comments. There are some HOTTT women at Camelot. And, it does not appear to be all that difficult to setup OTC at Archibalds.

Steve, your fortitude is amazing! Though I must concede if you're a regular it could work out. A club I was in recently took $30 house fee from a dancer per shift. Dances were $20. However, gals were willing to discount along the lines of 2-for-$30 to get the business. My point being, I don't know if The dreaded Moon is the same, but potentially as a regular & known quantity to the dancer, you could stand to benefit handsomely. The like club I was at, I think a regular for a gal could probably get dances at $10 a song. Why? Because at that club $20 is a bit pricey for the clientele so the girls have to sit and schmooze with the customer to raise the value of the experience for the customer beyond just "Wanna dance?" But as a tourist, which was the scenario for my Moon experience, it was overpriced ... and then there was that formulaic *special* which really isn't much of a deal at all.

So, here's to hoping you're getting dances there for 50% off!

DC has strip clubs?

yes gatorfan they have 8 or 9 .. but no lapdances though... thats why its better to come out maryland...

baltimore is a decent experience but pg county strip clubs are way better .. less hustle than the block and closer to dc

Thanks to all you gentlemen for the advice. I have one more question - are the clubs in pg county really safe for a skinny bourgeois white guy like me?

No lap dances would suck

lol gator - none that you would want to bother visiting. DC sucks. When I visit DC I normally stay, and club, in Baltimore. While Baltimore isn't exactly Mecca compared to other areas, it is a breath of fresh air compared to the DC clubs.

Once every few years I need to remind myself why I normally don't go clubbing in DC, so about 8 months ago I stayed in DC and visited a few clubs. The two words that come to mind are expensive and boring.

The girls do their stage shows, move around for a tip walk, rinse, repeat. My game does not play well there for several reasons...

Not only are the clubs strict, but there is already a lot of money chasing a limited supply of girls. Camelot and Archibald were packed with suits and I saw a few girls easily picking up over a hundred dollars in singles during each stage set and, of course, this does not include whatever else that some more enterprising guys were slipping them. I have no doubt that many of the girls walked out with bank rolls that night. Hell, even at Royale Palace, which is a seedier, more downscale club, the better looking girls were doing quite well.

No thank you. I will take MD anyday over the clubs in DC. And avoid VA like the plague - all horrible bikini clubs that cannot even serve hard alcohol.

In any event, good luck!