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8 years ago
Don't hold a grudge. Fuck and make up.
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8 years ago
Meat 72: Yikes. Never heard of "blue waffle pussy." If this is a real conditsion, I never, ever want to encounter it.
As best I can tell, she did not have this condition. Hers was pale and somewhat wrinkly.
I do marvel at the pounding a pussy can take for a woman who is sexually active.
To quote Betty White:
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
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8 years ago
If strip clubs are going to a "franchise model"in which the rent the stripe club name, it really helps if the name already has a good reputation based on the quality of the facilities and entertainment.
For example, in the case of the Deja Vu/Hustler franchise, I have a very negative evaluation of that brand based on disappointing visits to clubs in Michigan and Maryland-- overpriced air dances or limited contact dances and overall poor quality adult entertainment. I don't have enough experience with the "Scores" franchise to have a strong opinion.
Maybe a Follies or Hong Kong franchise would make more sense??
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8 years ago
Easy. Actually enforce the smoking ban that applies to all of Michigan businesses.
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8 years ago
Lines from different two different strippers:
1. Are you satisfied with your current blowjob provider? Would you like an upgrade?
2. Your hands are cold. I have some ideas on how you could warm them up (as she spread her legs).
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8 years ago
The diva cup sounds like a Medieval torture device. At least they could develop a deluxe model that vibrates.
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8 years ago
I can't remember when I got too old! Of course, memory loss is one of the benefits of aging. I don't recall the other benefits.
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8 years ago
If it has an arrow pointing to her crotch, it is "directional" clothing for clueless men and not a fashion statement.
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8 years ago
Maybe clubs need to run a special promotion night for customers with an autism diagnosis?
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8 years ago
I'd love to hear from Wallanon on his top 5 or 10 strip clubs. Nothing like side by side comparisons to help develop and informed opinion.
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8 years ago
Landing Strip, BTs Dearborn and Players, all in Metro Detroit. Hong Kong in Tijuana.
I've been to Mons Venus and I agree with the comment about hot dancers but the club set up (no privacy for dances) and dancer rules (no touching the kitty) make it difficult to leave "happy" (unless you're young and are very easy to "please"). Feel free to correct me if things have changed.
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8 years ago
The Landing Strip near the Detroit airport, followed by BT's in Dearborn, MI.
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8 years ago
Good suggestion Papi Chulo. For those who keep their TUSCL identity anonymous, I can imagine the people at the reading of the will being perplexed (what the hell is TUSCL?) and then shocked (or may amazed) when they log in to TUSCL and discover the hidden side of their recently deceased loved one. Sounds like a good plot twist for a TV series.
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8 years ago
If not mistaken, some of the TUSCL members actually knew FarmerArt and could confirm his passing.
Did anyone actually know Motorhead (the person behind the screenname) so that they could confirm whether he is still alive but dormant on the board or whether he is no longer alive? I'm pretty sure that he lived in Michigan.
It does raise an interesting question-- on an anonymous discussion board, how does one know if an anonymous contributor has passed away (versus gone dormant but is still alive)?
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Its tragic when you have to explain a joke to the audience. Its called a double entendre.
As in Hannibal Lechter: " I do wish we could chat longer.... but, I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
duct tape fixes everything.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm surprised that "condom broke" didn't make the top 20 list of names.
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8 years ago
Most of the guys in the clubs that I frequent are paying attractive young women who are half their age (or less) to perform simulated or real sex acts in a private dance. It doesn't matter whether you are dressed in a business suit or going commando in shorts. Its still a sexually oriented business model regardless of your attire so quit worrying about impression management and have fun.
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8 years ago
I wonder how many clubs will be featuring Donald Trump's official campaign song from the Who, Momma's Got a Squeeze Box (or was it Gotta Squeeze Momma's Box?)?
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8 years ago
I hope the robots have a reboot option. I could never find the reboot switch on the women in my life (nor could they locate mine).
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8 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
The shaving cream shows at the Hong Kong can be pretty entertaining with two women, sex toys and audience participation.
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8 years ago
Better yet, send her a video of you giving your money to another girl.
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8 years ago
Let us know if a passport is all that you need to visit Tijuana or if you also need a visa.
Have fun; Hong Kong should be on every strip club aficionado's bucket list.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Climax Michigan is just a short drive away from Colon, Michigan.
Of course, they cannot compete with Hell, Michigan which sponsors a foot race called the Run Through Hell.
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8 years ago
You might consider stopping at an Asian Massage Parlor on the way home for a table shower and BJ. That should send you home clean and happy.