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Dudester

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296 posts by Dudester

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The Pervert's Film Library

Let's say you have a financial hiccup, and it's going to be a while before you can make it to the strip club, so you nedsome good stroke material. You could pull out the porn, but's let's say you want…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 5

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Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine

In this throwback to the great T & A movies of the 1980's, three middle aged friends commiserate about how shitty their lives are. Trying to lift their spirits, they decide to take a trip, with a younger hanger on,…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 2

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Movie Review Bandslam

<p>If your idea of being into music in a big way is to put a three thousand dollar sound system in your car, this isn't your movie. If your idea of being into music in a big way is that…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 1

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About Albuquerque Clubs......???

Recently, I've read several enthusiastic reviews of Albuquerque clubs and I can't help but be curious. When I lived there in the 80's, Albuquerque was the (bold type and underline) mecca in the country for lesbians. and not just female…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 9

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That Closure Thing.....

Have you ever been at a club and spotted a dancer who just made your mouth water ? You tried to get a lapper from her, and she made a point of ignoring you, or....you get a lapper from her…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 11

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Prince Phillip puts his foot in it again...

AAP March 13, 2010, 7:36 am The Queen's gaffe-prone husband Prince Philip proved that at 88 he is as undiplomatic as ever when he asked a young sea cadet if she worked in a strip club. The former naval officer, infamous for…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 15

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Underground Strip Clubs

Back in the 1990's, I heard about these places, but never been. I found the following while surfing. I imagine most of us would avoid this kind of place, but I wonder if anyone has ever been to such a

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 10

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About Alien Women ?? A Survey

Okay, let's say it plays out like a well written sci fi nook or movie-the city sized craft comes to rest near a major city and they've run out of blue rock to power their craft. The crew of a…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 10

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New York Woman Gets 3.5 Million After Doctor Gives her Four Breasts

Was he a TUSCL member? A New York mom who said her botched boob job left her looking like she had four breasts was awarded $3.5 million for pain and suffering, the New York Post reported Thursday. "I hope this will give…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 6

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Bathroom Troll

This hasn't been discussed in a bit. Only in SC's have I ever seen bathroom trolls. The troll at St. James don't bother me, but last night I was in a club where I had to pee three times. The…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 35

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Personal Worsts ?

What are some of your worst experiences with clubs ? Mine: Club Palace in San Antonio-In the parking lt, birds coated my car in bird shit, dancers were aloof and snobbish, waitress served up rancid soda that made me puke and shit…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 20

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Obama Introduces Anti-Earthquake Legislation

Noting the recent upswing in devastating earthquakes, "No doubt caused by Global Warming", President Obama today called for "Bump and Grind" legislation. In the Bump and Grind act, Americans will be required to register with the federal government. Once registered,…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 4

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Woman Gets Life for Burning Dancer

LOS ANGELES - A San Fernando Valley woman was sentenced to life in prison Thursday for dousing a bikini dancer with gasoline and setting her on fire at a club called "Babes & Beer." Rianne Theriault-Odom, 28, was sentenced in Van…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 5

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Strip Club Bartender Fired for Being Pregnant

A pregnant woman says she's still in shock over what her boss said about her, and she got it all on tape. Boss: "Each week you are getting bigger and bigger and bigger and more unsexy, unsexy, unsexy, okay? It's more…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 8

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Charges Dropped Against Bikini Barrista

EVERETT, WA -- Prosecutors in Washington state have dropped prostitution charges against a bikini barista accused of selling more than coffee at an espresso stand. The Daily Herald reports that Everett Municipal Court Judge Timothy O'Dell approved a deal between…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 4

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Pole Dancing in the Olympics?

Iina Laatikainen, one of Finland's top pole teachers, likens pole dancing to skateboarding and snowboarding, two sports that have gotten serious mainstream attention without completely abandoning their rebellious roots. "I think getting in the Olympics would be great for the sport,"…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 11

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Lapgirl Preferences

Yesterday, while reviewing two clubs,I found myself being discriminatory on types of girls i picking that one or two that I wanted lappers from, so, cut and paste the following survey and give me your thoughts on these items. The girl…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 22

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The L Word

To those with a regular ATF, or have known their ATF a while. Have you ever used the L word, or has she? Did you mean it when you said it?

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 27

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Snookin' at Nudie Pics

The other day we sat down to make a list of the top celebrities we'd like to see displaying their unclothed jubblies for a camera, and near the top of the list, right above Greg Evigan and below Gordon Jump,…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 2

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SC's and Natural Disasters

Due to hurricanes, tropical storms, and biblical scale floods, Houston is disater prone. Some SC's lie in bad areas (i.e. Fantasy North), but some weather the storm quite well. Are there any in your area that stay open despite hell…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 25

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Founder-About new clubs ??

I recently found out about two new clubs in the Houston area, neither of which is here. I'm going to check out one of them next week. Whose responsibility is it to enter the club's information here?

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 6

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Stripper Legal Problems

I got to thinking about this after seeing hat the porn star got popped at a club and the fuzz weren't trying too hard to convct her or her friend. Anyway, A few years ago, when Houston Dolls got raided, the owner…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 3

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YIKES !!!

This, from a recent review: "She was about 5'3" with medium to slim build and hair a few inches past shoulders. After 4 $11 drinks for her and a beer for me, I asked about a back room. She wanted $140,…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 7

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What Does Happen

McALLEN, TX -- Federal agents arrested a south Texas bar owner and one of his bartenders after a house raid revealed several Honduran girls allegedly forced into prostitution. Immigration officials say Beleal Garcia Gonzalez and Elizabeth Mendez Vasquez are both…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 2

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(Off Topic) Anyone Here Use The LPS System

Yes, the purists will complain this is a strip club site, blah blah, but I seriously need some help. I need some feedback from anyone with a company that uses the Loss Prevention (safety) System. About 18 months ago, my company…

DudesterVeteran Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 2
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