Personal Worsts ?

Worst experience around year 2000 prior to 2009 -- got kicked out of a club in Windsor Ontario for masturbating Thru The Pants (TTP?) when a dancer stripped buck naked (I wasn't used to seeing that) The manager said I could finish my beer, and then please leave. I did. A few monthslater, I carried a wad of $20s & $50s worth $300 total into nude bar in Iowa, and due to being excessively nervous (stupid, actually), I kept fondling my bills, trying to make up my mind about Private Dance or No Private Dance. I was also drinking and paying for beers and tipping dancers who came by with small bills ($1s and $5s). Soon I looked around and felt around for my wad of big bills and they were nowhere to be seen or felt. Did a dancer quietly lift them? Did I carelessly drop them on the floor? WHO KNOWS? I was out $300 and had nothing to show for it. Oh well, it's only money. Not like I couldn't pay the rent or the kid's college tuition.

Worse things have happened since but I'll save that for another day. I hope this thread generates some interesting stories.

Red Parrot, El Paso, TX
(also had some great times there)
Went in one afternoon. Sat down. Waitress took drink request. Bouncer approaches: "I am sorry, but you will have to leave."
"May I ask why?" I inquire.
"The manager just told me to make you leave."
"Have I done something here ever to lead to that?"
"No; he just gets this way sometimes..."

So, I would try to avoid going to the Red Parrot when John Spencer is on-duty as the manager. Otherwise, it can be very fun. (I learned the manager's name after the fact; was too curious not to ask someone later...)

The absolute worst time I ever had was a long time ago in the NW suburbs of Chicago (it was listed here as Dancers Show Club, but it closed at some point), where I ended up paying $200 for a lap dance that, needless to say, wasn't worth $200. In the last five years, there was this one place in Topeka, Kansas called Town and Country, which was little more than an old converted house turned into a titty bar, only they only had one girl on duty. It was not only not much of a titty bar, it wasn't even much of a bar. I believe it closed up shortly after I went there. I've been to several clubs where they have long interludes with no girls dancing, which doesn't seem right considering they all have enough girls there.

The Scarlet Lapper

Hawaii Theater. Not the worst "experience" per se, but one that made me reevaluate a thing or two once I noticed the parting gift.

Foxy in Holiday, FL. Looked like a total dump, but chanced it. Expensive cover, and took 10 minutes to enter thanks to moron door girl. Once I sat down I noticed all the girls looked kinda rough. One obvious druggie sat down, and started kissing my face. Then she took my beer and started drinking it. She got a free beer and I left shortly thereafter.

Pleasures in Columbia SC. It was so scary, I couldn't wait to get out of there.It has been closed for several years.Bluff road.Drinks were served in plastic cups. The dancer on stage was 40ish, fat, tatted, gold teeth. 2 Guys were sitting stage side stuffing 1's up her pussy.The other 5 or 6 dancers were not much better. Then I discovered my home. PP.

Danny's Gold Fox in Columbus, OH.
Now closed. It had an excellent location though. Right off I-71 and next door to supermarket.
You can see a picture of it in my tuscl profile picture album.

Centerfolds in Columbus, OH. I saw a nipple in VIP! All it cost was $40 ($35 for the first song and $5 for the second.) Meanwhile for $40 in Detroit... oh, nevermind!

Dishonorable mention: Paper Moon in Springfield, VA. The only club for miles around, and mgmt. knows it! "Hey guys, buy one dance now and I'm gonna pick up the cost of the second!!!" sir DJ says. Pick your poison: a $20 non-contact, fully-clothed table dance, or a $60 fully-clothed VIP grinder in the back. [Steve229: you've got a big heart to embrace The Paper Moon!]

CT you know exposing the nipple is a hot no no in columbus lol

I was at dreamgirls this weekend and the dancer was not wearing pasties. I mentioned this to her and she's like "oh yeah they fell off, don't tell anyone"

Centerfolds now does have a 3 for $30 deal on Mondays though, not too bad.

Sam, THAT was the WORST $40 worth of spending I've EVER made. Not to mention my time, too.

Okay, but is Centerfolds doing one-minute songs now?!?

That place is a wife's dream! Their husbands will think they're going to cheat while stopping over at the Columbus airport. A VIP dance at Centerfolds and guys will hate themselves.

dejavue last march they put you in a folding chair for your birthday.all the strippers will give you a little grind and stick there tits in your face.one of the girls will simulate a blowjob and you get your pic taken.all was going good i picked my atf for the bj simulation.right before her turn this big saggy chick comes up to me and does her thing.it all happens so fast.this chick had white stuff between her tits and stuffs my face right into them.all i can see is this white stuff coming at me.I'm trying to back away just freakin out..no..no..noo!!she starts laughing and says really rude .like its just hand cream you asshole.we never did get along because i never give her money.. ever..it pissed me off though.my alf made up for it and i had one hell of a night.she got fired for getting too drunk and yelling at me not long after that night.

On a personal note, worst experience: I was getting a bbbj and couldn't cum. We tried everything and still nothing. Went home with a full load. It hasn't happened since--I don't know what happened. I guess when I think about it, it was a good experience, just a bad outcome.

CT, I know the main floor manager at nights when I go is a female! She probably had an ex husband who left her for a high mileage stripper lol

Drippy,

Has happened a couple of times to me. In my case, it was the dancer. My favorite wasn't there and I picked others. When my favorite was back, no problem. The two I picked looked ok, but neither seemed to be into doing their job, but rather just mechanically going through the motions, a turn off to me.

"What are some of your worst experiences with clubs ?"

I would say any of the strip clubs that I've reviewed that have gotten basically a 1 rating overall. Honestly, I don't want to remember them at this point.

Bring back the Bottom 40! :)

At Platinum Plus in Columbia I once had a dancer I was tipping at one of the satellite stages duck down beneath me. She suddenly popped up real fast and her head hit me right up the nose. I had the worst nose bleed ever. I went to the restroom for some tissue and after the bleeding finally stopped, I left. I was not happy.

A close second worse. I went up to a stage along with about a hundred other guys already at the stage to watch a feature entertainer whom I believe was a porn star called Houston. Instead of just taking my dollar tip, she grabbed my button down shirt and ripped it open ruining it. It had been one of my favorite shirts. I was not happy and left.

Mine was years ago when I was discreetly masturbating near the stage. The bouncer comes up behind me, grabs under my shoulders, and jerks me up. None of the girls minded, but this dude did. The club burned down a few years later.

One of our local hellholes, I've commented on some of the old scraggy regulars that work the place constantly harassing me for drinks and dances. I know that when I go in there, she'll hit me up immediately. Time and time again, I turn her down and browse until one that hits my fancy walks by and we go back to the VIP room and play.

Mr. G.: There was a "Bottom 40"? Do tell, please!

CT, yea...there used to be a whole lot more Top whatever lists on TUSCL. Top number of member reviews, most reviewed strip clubs, most improved strip club rating, and (after some chiding from me & others) there was a "return" of the Bottom 40, which were the bottom rated 40 strip clubs in the country. It was fun to read some of the many reviews that made those strip clubs so baaaaaddddd... :)