The other day we sat down to make a list of the top celebrities we'd like to see displaying their unclothed jubblies for a camera, and near the top of the list, right above Greg Evigan and below Gordon Jump, we placed Jersey Shore star Snooki. Ask and ye shall receive. Radar Online claims that nude photos and a video of the terra-cotta Bumpit queen are being shopped around to the highest bidder.
The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
From Dudester: Personally, I find her repulsive, especially her personality, but if she were grinding on me in a club and wanted to go VIP, I wouldn't say no.
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Dude, say it ain't so! Snooki is basically fat, and she's offensive to any self-respecting person of Italian descent.
Snooki on the pole:
royaltyfame.com
More Snooki on the pole (almost shoving the go-go dancer off the stage with her huge, fat ass no less!):
tmz.com
Oh, and I forget who was looking forward to Kristen Stewart on the pole in her upcoming movie:
eonline.com
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Snooki is a fat little midget. Not interested.
However, I would fuck JWoww and Sammi for days.
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