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The Pervert's Film Library

Let's say you have a financial hiccup, and it's going to be a while before you can make it to the strip club, so you nedsome good stroke material. You could pull out the porn, but's let's say you want something more sophisticated than &quot;Oooh, ah, yes more&quot;. Here's a list of some good mainstream movies that are must be for the film pervert.<br />
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<b>Fast Times at Ridgemont High</b>- This is the ultimate teen movie. Stunningly beautiful <b>Phoebe Cates</b> and <b>Jennifer Jason Leigh</b>, both barely 18 at the time, play 15 year olds in a big hurry to shed their innocence. Phoebe's top opens in a fantasy sequence and Jen bares all to lose her virginity. Both scenes are well lit and very much worth looking at.<br />
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<b>Embrace of the Vampire</b>-This is <b>Alyssa Milano's </b>best nudity. In all she has five nude scenes, but her best is when a female photographer peels Alyssa's clothes off. <br />
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<b>Outer Limits</b>-the Caught in the Act episode. <b>Alyssa Milano</b> plays a &quot;energy vampire&quot; and has a super hot strip scene, seducing her boyfriend so she can absorb him. <br />
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<b>Gia</b>-This is <b>Angelina Jolie's</b> best nudity. In her best nude scene, fully nude, she storms down a hallway and tries to coax her girlfriend out of a crowded elevator. You see her full backside and some nice firm breasts. <br />
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<b>American Pie</b>-<b>Shanon Elizabeth </b>plays a horny exchange student. She's got some really nice breasts, really nice. <br />
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<b>Not Another Teen Movie</b>-Former Miss America <b>Cerina Vincent</b> bares all. Nice. <br />
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<b>Private Lessons</b>- A 15 year old has <b>Sylvia Kristel </b>as his maid for the summer-lucky lucky boy. In her best nude scene, she asks him to come inside her room where she does a slow strip for him.<br />
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<b>Emmanuelle</b>-A young wife learns a lot about sensuality while living in Thailand. <b>Sylvia Kristel</b> is frequently nude and her nude scenes are three to five minutes long.<br />
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The next two movies are special:<br />
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<b>The Pigkeeper's Daughter-</b>This 1970 movie has really bad acting and the writing is just plain awful. The pluses-Young natural D cup women with nude scenes lasting 8 to 9 minutes each. <br />
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<b>The Dirty Mind of Young Sally</b>- <b>Sharon Kelly</b> was a 20 year old redhead with firm natural D cuppers in a San Fernando strip club when she was discovered for this movie. The nude/sex scenes in this movie skirt the NC-17/X rating and are 9-10 minutes each in duration. Besides Sharon, there are hot blondes and brunettes doing it all over the place.<br />
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Of course, it goes without saying that the strip club afficiando should have the following:<br />
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Showgirls<br />
Dancing at the Blue Iguana<br />
The Casino Job

5 comments

  • steve229
    15 years ago
    Met a dancer that resembles a young Angelina Jolie and goes by the stage name &quot;Gia.&quot;&nbsp; I asked her if she got the name from the movie. &nbsp; She said yes, and was very excited that I had seen the movie.&nbsp; And yeah, looking kinda like a young Angelina is a good thing.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br type="_moz" />
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    &quot;Stunningly beautiful <b>Phoebe Cates</b> and <b>Jennifer Jason Leigh</b>, both barely 18 at the time&quot;<br />
    <br />
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Cates was around 19 &amp; Leigh was around 20 at the time.&nbsp; Cates has</span></span><span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"> said: &quot;I was only 17 when I did my nude scenes in </span></span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084469/"><s… style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Paradise</span></span></a><span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">&quot; though.</span></span><br />
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    &quot;Former Miss America <b>Cerina Vincent</b> bares all.&quot;<br />
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    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">She was only Miss NV Teen USA, not Miss America.</span></span><br />
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    &quot;<b>The Pigkeeper's Daughter-</b>This 1970 movie&quot;<br />
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><br />
    </span></span><span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Make that 1972.&nbsp; <br />
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    Dude, do us all a favor &amp; start checking your facts before you post on this website.&nbsp; I'm getting tired of correcting all your laziness as of late.</span></span><br />
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  • Dudester
    15 years ago
    MisterGuy-Get a life or get laid. I've checked your profile-you've only filed three club reviews. I think most of your anger comes because:<br />
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    A) You rarely can afford to get to a strip club, and<br />
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    B) You've never been to VIP and you don't know how you'll ever be to&nbsp;afford it, and..<br />
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    C) You're afraid you'll be stuck living in your mom's basement&nbsp;forever. It must suck to peak at being the chief fry cook at the local Jack in the Box, but it explains your neverending anger. <br />
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    Get a life you loser.
  • MisterGuy
    15 years ago
    &quot;I've checked your profile-you've only filed three club reviews.&quot;<br />
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    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">LMAO!&nbsp; Make that I've got <b>83 reviews</b>.&nbsp; Learn to read moron!</span></span><br />
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    &quot;You've never been to VIP&quot;<br />
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    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">In your wildest dreams that is...lol...</span></span><br />
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    &quot;You're afraid you'll be stuck living in your mom's basement&nbsp;forever.&quot;<br />
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    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">LMAO!&nbsp; You really do have a <i>vivid imagination</i> for someone that is so clumsy with facts.&nbsp; Run along now...</span></span><br />
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  • bornloser
    14 years ago
    &nbsp;I like a man with such good taste.<br />
    Try &nbsp;<b> Undercover </b>1995 with Athena Massey<br />
    the <b>Haunted Sea </b>with Krista Allen nude<br />
    Also <b>Illegal in Blue </b>with Stacey Dash naked.<br />
    <b>Lap Dancer</b> with the late Lorissa McComas<br />
    I am listing &nbsp;those because I have a relative who sells movies on Ebay and even the VHS of those go for a lot.
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