Comments by Dudester (page 22)

He's a lawyer, but he needs a lawyer to plead his case. If his lawyer can sell intoxication to a jury, then he should be okay. My degree is in Constitutional Law-I'm not a lawyer, but if I was pleading his case, I'd have the club's lawyer try to explain the math. Let's see, lapdances are 20.00 each, how much does 20 go into 18,000 ? The club's lawyer will try to counter with how much the mark up on booze is (that will raise the jury's eyebrows). Then, I counter with-how many bottles did you sell him ?(raises eyebrows again) Then, he counters that the VIP room costs how much ? Final argument-club overcharges on credit cards, hopes guy is too shamed to legally protest. Jury will most likely find he's only liable for 1/4 to 1/3 of it. The club will eat 12-14k. Lesson learned-cut guys off when they're drunk, don't just run up their credit cards.

Even better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnSEdl5GPG4

I saw a group once-like how kappa described. One of the amateurs was hot and I walked by her on purpose to get a closer look. She got nasty and rude towards me. I found this off putting. As club staff was doing nothing about it, I left.

In Houston, I've seen big gals at Club Onyx and the other black clubs (High Rollers, Harlem Knights, etc.).

For five years, I was able to get laid at one club,then, there was a total attitude change at the club. I've found another club where I can get laid, but counting cover, wristband, drink, lapper + price of pussy = over 300. I used to get laid for less. I'm going to be "auditioning" other clubs.

1) See naked women 2) Get touched 3) Taking a roll on intelligent conversation (not likely, but it's worth a shot) 4) Possibility on OTC date

Back in the mid 90's, there was a church trying to shame a club into closing. They were taking license plate numbers, and were going to notify relatives of the club goers. I wasn't a fan of the club, but I went anyway. I walked up to the guy at the parking lot entrance and gave him my name and address, advising him that I'd be ticked off if my name was misspelled. The church ran out of steam after a couple of months.

I got suckered into it at Houston Dolls once, but that was because I'd had all kinds of good stuff at Dolls before. A deal breaker.

txtittyfan ;-) LOL !!

"Police were still trying to find information on the second victim. Investigators believe that after being shot, he or she walked away from the club to avoid being questioned by police." Read that = the shooters and victims knew each other. This was territorial-drugs and/or prostitution involved. Could be some Florida gals working without a pimp.

I saw it at St. James once. I was dressed for success and these four "cheesy burritos" come in. They looked like they had been mowing lawns all day (I thought the place had a dress code). Anyway, the four burritos sit in different spots. The dancers went after them.

A mentally unstable stripper ? Who'da thunk it ?

Thanks for being proactive Sam. If during the first dance she said "don't touch", I wouldn't let her finish the first song. I have a feeling that, on club orders, her memory wil get fuzzy before the court date.

A couple of years ago, when I was involved with OTC Gal. There were a couple of three week periods when we weren't seeing each other. During one of those periods, I went to a SC. When she found out, she flew into a rage.

Where are your people looking for rig help ? Gulf Coast, mainly Louisiana, folk are complaining that the defacto drilling ban has left them without work.

Someone is going to get her belongings peed on in the locker room.

At my last job there were people who quit right in that Dec. 22-Jan. 2nd frame with the intent of taking their check and getting an instant refund with the credits involved and being out of work until at least April. When I questioned a smart friend about it, he answered "That's three months you don't have to work." To some people, it is vitally important to work the least amount available.

I would definitely check it out. There are a few strippers (just a few) out there who really do have a talent.

Sad.

Onstar, how can I help you ? Is this onstar ? Yes it is. What can I do for you ? I'm locked in my car. You're locked in your car ? Yes. I dropped the keys as I was closing the door, now I'm locked inside. You can't open the door ? No. Do you see the silver knob on your door ? Yes. That's the lock. Pull up on the knob. (You hear a thunk and the door opening). Oh, thank you.

Olga, who works the door at Houston Dolls is 33 and about 70 pounds overweight. She has three kids and an unemployed husband. She could make some money next door at the hotel (instead of begging for tips), but she doesn't want to cheat on her husband. Also, she doesn't have any skills. Working strip clubs is all that she's ever done.

Things strippers don't know: 1) I'm not one of those neutered married guys so excited to be touched by a woman not my wife, that I won't cum in 30 seconds. Actually, it takes me a while to hit blast off, unless you're a raging 10 with the looks of a young Phoebe Cates, and the skill of an early 1980's porn star. 2) I return affection in the LD area. I'm not one of those clueless clods ignorant of foreplay, expecting the stripper to do all the work. If I'm caressing your arms, nibbling on your ears and neck, and paying attention to your nipples, I'm sending you clues that orgasm is within easy reach. Lose yourself in the experience. If I disgust you, you're in the wrong line of work. McDonald's is always hiring. 3) If I tell you to stop, go ahead and stop. If I don't stop you, all you have to do is say, "that's the second song, that's the third song. If I'm willing to allow you to continue, it's because I'll end up paying you 200+ bucks. You're at the club to make money, right ? 4) Don't make an OTC Date with me, unless you really mean it. If you give me your number and tell me to call you tomorrow, I will. Don't then play stupid, and fumble while youmake an excuse (the liquor got to you) and you no longer intend to follow through. You stand to make 200-300 without sharing it with DJ, bouncer, manager, bartender,and busboy. I thought you wanted to make money. Are you that stupid ? 5) Yes, you are in a "party" profession, but if alcohol impairs you that much, you lose a money making mind. Do you ever see drunk CEO's, CFO's, and executives in a boardroom ? No ? There's a reason for that. 6) Yeah, a strip club is a wrong place to make a romantic connection, but if you play your cards right, you could end up leaving your loser BF and be the richer for it, literally. 7) If you find a golden goose, don't fuck it up by getting greedy.

In VIP Room, most strippers aren't worth the time/money, unless OTC will follow. With that said, my worst stripper in a real bed has been better than my worst non stripper bed experience. Overall, in a real bed, the strippers are better.