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13 years ago
Back in 99, I went to a short lived all nude place. Long story short, when I finally got this little cutie to straddle me, the security guard was looking at me as if this girl was his sister and he wanted to kick my ass. It ruined my mood, and I stopped at two dances, even though everything was offered.
As I was leaving, the guard bumped my shoulder like he was looking for a fight. I stared him down in the doorway to let him know he'd crossed a boundary and that he was seconds away from a mandatory ambulance ride. After a pregnant moment, witnessed by a few, he backed down. I left without looking over my shoulder.
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13 years ago
From 2004 to Jan 2009, Houston Dolls was a nipple sucking, high mileage, finger in the kitty, price negotiable for extras place. Around Feb 2009, theyinstituted a newtype of LD that doesn't allow nipple sucking and the LD is half air. If you manage to get a tongue on a nipple, they pull away with a "Ewwwwww".
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13 years ago
Sounds lke a job for Dirty Strip Club Harry.
"Well punk, you stabbed a customer in the throat and seeing how this is the vibrato magnum, the most powerful vobrator in the world, it'll vibrate your ass right off. You have to ask yourself punk, do you feel lubed ? Well, do ya ?"
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13 years ago
bunga-bunga
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13 years ago
The thing about these SC Golf tournaments is:
A) Sooner or later some stripper will act lke a stripper on the course (because she's boed) and she'll whip off her top, start giving LD's out in the open, and just making merry.
B) Inside Edition loves to fly helicopters overheard and do the "Shame, Shame, Shame" report, while hinting that ALL strip clubs are just fronts for drug and human trafficking and prostitution.
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13 years ago
I didn't get to go-other things going on, but stories I read about the Mansion when they knew they were going to be forced to close-a stripper went fully nude on stage (it was a topless club), strippers were giving fully nude LD's in the booths, and a blow job was seen on the main floor.
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13 years ago
You have to be 21 to be there, right ? Do the words consenting adults mean anything ?
I bet there were there half a dozen over the air TV shows (General Hospital, etc.) where simulated sex occured. Are the Grand Junction Thought Police seeking arrest warrants on the actors ?
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13 years ago
And they were victimizing people how ? Why then are we wasting our tax dollars on this ? Geez.
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13 years ago
gsv asked:"Is $500 the typical fine for this sort of thing?"
Most likely, that was set up with tourists in mind. Fine them, shame them, make them take an early plane back to the mainland.
The 30 days is for islanders that don't get the clue.
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13 years ago
My biggest missed opportunity was in 2004. Because an unexpected bill (brakes went out on car + a few maintenance issues) left me with a restricted budget for about three months. It ws right in the middle of this that a friend pressured me to go to a SC with him. I told him I was more or less broke. He offered to get the cover fee for me. I still walked in with only ten bucks.
Ninety percent of the dancers that night were non english speaking, thick bodied mexican mamas with thick torsos and thin limbs. The remaining three dancers weren't much to look at. The waitress, though, was an absolute ten.
Blonde and barely 18, she looked like the captain of the cheerleaders. I couldn't help complimenting her and striking up a conversation with her. During that time, my friend disappeared for a couple of LD's.
When he returned, the waitress went away. Rudy talked for a few minutes, then he decided it was time to leave. As we were leaving the waitress was giving me a look and it looked like they were trying to talk her into being a dancer.
A month later, when finances returned, I looked for her, but she was long gone.
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13 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I had a MSOG this past weekend-my first. The stripper was lovely, very accomodating, and she worked hard for her money-harder than any stripper before her has.
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13 years ago
He's an NFL player and he needs boner medicine ? And he drove around with it ?
Several years ago, when I found out the games were fixed, I lost respect for the NFL.
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13 years ago
He paid in advance, and probably had too much to drink.
Must not be a TUSCL member.
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13 years ago
1) It will be more than 1,500 feet from any school, church, park, YMCA, mall, or any place that kids or spiteful old biddies will gather-negating the NIMBY argument.
2) It will be an adults only establishment, negating any possible juvenile contamination, unless the managers are sloppy about checking identification.
3) The only argument left is "human trafficking", as every strip club in the world has been painted with that very broad brush (feminists can't accept that any American female, over 18, would of their own free will, take off their clothes for, ......ugh...a man).
In a relevant chord, cruise lines occasionally have a clothing optional cruise, but I think they're passing up $$$ not having a very adult cruise, complete with strippers, porn stars, and consenting adults. Since they're very much offshore, stupid things like distance requirements, one foot on the ground, no touch rules, wouldn't apply.
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14 years ago
A number of Houston strip clubs have free buffets. Those who miss out on the free meal are missing out on good food.
A strip club having a restaurant operation actually helps out on a legal basis. The amount varies state to state, but if a club has a certain percentage of their club dedicated to something other than sexual entertainment, they can stay open if they, wink, nod, nudge, promise to "play by the rules". Ricks sells T shirts. St. James and Houston Dolls (and other clubs) have a chef or cooks on premises. Hooters sells merchandise in addition to food, making them difficult to close-even if the old biddies at the local church have a problem with friendly, young, busty, scantily clad waitresses.
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14 years ago
What a total dumbass. Hope he enjoys his time in the pokey and all the unpleasant things that come with it.
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14 years ago
I was just under 18. The boot camp bus took us down the road.
Les Girls and Body Shop.
Nude Girls Here (arrow pointing down)
Worked for me.
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14 years ago
I'm repulsed by anything larger than one square inch. If it's larger than three square inches, it's a deal breaker.
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14 years ago
I guess these knuckleheads missed that a porn studio is being built in Mexico.
Well, California is ruled by knucklehead dumocrats who constantly attack business. And they're surprised that the state is in debt ?
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14 years ago
Jack, you left punctuality off of the list. I see reliable, but punctuality is extremely important to me.
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14 years ago
What I like about early 80's porn is there's a plot line and a seduction before the sex starts. Today's porn, they're already naked, little to no discussion, and just sex.
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14 years ago
Hey, I told the cop I was there to get "My knob polished". Next thing I know, I'm hearing the Dragnet song.
"Just the facts ma'am."
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14 years ago
Anythin with "sulf" in the ingedient list will kill me.
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14 years ago
I'm used to male bartenders in SC's. Male waiter-I would have issues with. I might leave the club .
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14 years ago
1) He was drunk (not smart)
2) He used a credit card (isn't that # 2 on the TUSCL Commandment list-Thou Shalt NOT use a CC in a SC)
3) He didn't learn my Dirty Harry/Clint Eastwood look that instills fear in the hearts of men. If he had it (and his wits) he could've intimidated the manager.
Lesson to be learned,