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'They look like strip club ads': Racy Subway poster promoting breast enhancement

I need to ride the subway more often. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2600970/New-York-governor-takes-aim-racy-subway-ad.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Is It Because Easter is Almost Here?

Is it because Easter is almost here that "doc_holiday" and "troop." have been resurrected?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 6

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Why I Love Strip Clubs

This Monday morning I texted my CF Sansa, asking what days she was working. She replied Tues and Thurs, and I said I would see her Thursday. Then another hot dancer named Cersei--blonde hair, big tits--texted me, saying, "Are you…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 8

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Chi-Chi

Today in the strip club I saw Chi-Chi, a Mexican dancer with natural C cups, whom I have known for 7 years. Chi-Chi is very sensual, but she is not really my type, which is blonde bimbos with…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 7

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Belle Knox inspiring more NYC co-eds to be strippers

http://pagesix.com/2014/04/11/more-nyc-college-girls-trying-to-be-strippers/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter What America needs is more role models like Belle Knox.

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 12

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I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

My CF Mandy is not working this week, and so while I was sitting in the club today the other dancers--including her "friends"--were all over me like flies on shit. I attribute this to the fact that: 1. I have a…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 9

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OT: Edwin Edwards--Great Politician or the Greatest Politician?

Edwin Edwards--the 86-year-old former governor of Louisiana, a felon convicted of political corruption, the new father of an 8-month-old baby--is now running for Congress. It's time to get on the Edwards bandwagon! http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/edwin-edwards-louisiana-2014-elections-105563.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

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Why a Dancer Disliked another Club

Since my CF was not working today at my favorite club, I was on the lookout for someone new. I spotted Sansa, a dancer in her early 20's with big boobs, tipped her, and invited her to my table…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 20

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Kate Upton in "The Other Woman"

This is a must-see movie for me: ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnX-tNq4FLM

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 4

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Nursing home hired strippers for patients: suit

OK. This story is about elderly women and male strippers. But it illustrates how people hate to see the elderly enjoy themselves. "The son of one resident — 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood — was shocked when he showed…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 9

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A Real Rainstorm

Making it rain is not common in the upscale, mostly white clubs I visit in the Detroit area. But yesterday I saw a real rainstorm. When I arrived in the club, a single dancer was on stage. She was…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3

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Kaley Cuoco Calls Breast Implants The 'Best Thing I've Ever Done'

Kaley, a star of "The Big Bang Theory," "affirmed that she had implants done at age 18, calling them the 'best decision she ever made.'" In your face, breast implant haters! http://www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2014/04/01/kaley_cuoco_calls_breast_implants_the_

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 16

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Blow Jobs Are Overrated

Blow jobs are overrated. I have found that having an interesting conversation with a dancer is far more satisfying than sloppy, wet oral sex. Talking to a dancer forms an emotional connection, and I am willing to…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

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Strip Club Ennui A dispatch from a loveless and joyless world

The author claims "that nobody, so far as I can tell, really enjoys the experience of going to a strip club." What a buzz-kill! http://thefederalist.com/2014/03/28/strip-club-ennui/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 13

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Whore Cat

I got home from the strip club, and my cat bit me on the hand when I went to pet her. Not hard enough to break the skin, but hard enough to hurt. OK, whore cat, feed yourself!

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 14

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Dez Bryant's Cowboys Curfew and Strip Club Ban Alive and Well in Dallas

I need Bryant's contract to keep me out of strip clubs too. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2007326-dez-bryants-cowboys-curfew-and-strip-club-ban-alive-and-well-in-dallas

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 6

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Strip clubs say broader city regulations would be onerous

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/city_of_waco/strip-clubs-say-broader-city-regulations-would-be-onerous/article_2b73626b-cab6-5e34-8a79-cc4181319c73.html "About 20 people, not counting city officials, turned up for a public meeting on the proposed ordinance. Many delivered pointed criticisms of the ordinance" Good push back!

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1

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FinDom

A stripper I know hasn't been dancing much lately. Then she revealed on Facebook that she is making good money as a findom (or FinDom). I had no idea what that was, and had to look up the…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 9 13

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Can I be Beguiled?

I was planning to stay home this Saturday, reading and cooking a good dinner. Then a stripper texted me this morning: Stripper: Hi sweetheart Hope you can come in and play with my boobies! Me: I'm sorry, baby.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 20

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Hawaii law lets police have sex with prostitutes

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/03/21/4008582/hawaii-law-lets-police-have-sex.html Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Xposed strip club manager elected to Canoga Park Neighborhood Council

http://www.dailynews.com/government-and-politics/20140319/xposed-strip-club-manager-elected-to-canoga-park-neighborhood-council I'm glad that the prejudice against strip club managers has been overcome. How long will it be until we see the first strip club manager elected President?

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 3

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An Open Letter From A Detroit Extras Girl

Interesting views from a Detroit extras dancer. http://titsandsass.com/an-open-letter-from-a-detroit-extras-girl/

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 18

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Found Money

Last week I found money in a strip club. I was sitting at a table beside one of the satellite stages jutting off the main stage. Strippers walk out onto these stages and swing around the poles, getting…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 26

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Thanatopsis

On Saturday I attended a memorial service for a friend of mine who recently died. The memorial was followed by a lunch in the church basement. During the memorial service, during the lunch, during my conversations with my…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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Candidate drops out of race after alleged strip club visit with Rochester lawmak

Politicians are such hypocrites. They routinely do much worse things than visit a strip club, but they act like this is an unforgivable sin. http://www.postbulletin.com/news/politics/candidate-drops-out-of-race-after-alleged-strip-club-visit/article_90f2bd24-0b35-5e59-95f7-57b9a357f85c.html And why are strip club so hated by the general public.…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 10
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