Posts by jackslash

This is what it's like to be married to a stripper--who is a clean dancer. Or so she claims. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/married-to-stripper_us_5b2946ece4b0f0b9e9a6050c

Q. Why is a dream stripper like the square root of -100? A. Because she's a perfect 10 and completely imaginary.

Q. Why are strippers like paleontologists? A. They both spend their working hours handling the bones of old fossils.

A male teacher who had sex with underage females would get 20 years in prison. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5863139/Female-teacher-jailed-30-days-admitting-having-sex-three-students.html

The Flight Club has been advertising Amateur Nights on Sundays. "The Original Amateur Night Cash prize every week 1st place $500 2nd place $250 3rd place $150 10 weeks starting May 13 Contest at 11:00PM Grand prize $20,000 Finals…

Counselor is doing the teacher's job. https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/mom-busts-teen-son-in-bed-with-middle-school-counselor-cops/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180615&mpweb=755-7060481-711691148

What do you think of his stripper on the side? https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2018/06/tristan-thompson-to-lani-blair-im-gonna-need-you-to-stop-being-a/

http://www.informationng.com/2018/06/call-me-a-he-but-put-paid-in-front-of-it-stripper-says-as-she-shows-off-money-shes-made.html

Always pay your dancer. https://www.mystatesman.com/news/crime--law/unpaid-dances-led-austin-strip-club-shooting-lawsuit-says/giEx5vrkwJR7LdpSFjuSzM/

This is what I really want for Father's Day. https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/10/17445838/boring-company-flamethrower-elon-musk-tweets-party

Even the New York Times writes about strip clubs. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/06/07/magazine/new-york-love-club-lust.html

Whereabouts unknown. http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2018/jun/10/man-who-drove-teens-strip-lawrence-club-skips-sent/