Discussions

Q. Why are strippers like blunts?

A. They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.

Q. If a stripper invites me to her house, should I come inside?

A. No. Come on her face or tits.

Q . This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened?

A. She recovered her eyesight.

The teacher is pretty hot. Where was she went I was 13?

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Q . Why are strippers like guns?

A. If you keep one around long enough, you're going to want to shoot it.

Q. Why is calculus like sex with a stripper?

A. You don't get either one.

Q. Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy?

A. Because they have big mouths and small dicks.

Q. What does a stripper have in common with KFC?

A. When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

I noticed this typo in a story about a Providence strip club: "...alleging that the Foxy Lady wasn’t paying its exotic dangers in line with federal and state law."

Sometimes there is truth in typos.

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