Discussions

Q. Why was the stripper's boyfriend mad when he caught her in their house having sex with a customer?

A. He didn't want her bringing her work home with her.

"What's going on?" That's the text a dancer sent me, along with a photo of her in the club. How do I explain that FKK Sharks has ruined Detroit strip clubs for

Q. How can you make strippers always say YES?

A. Ask, "Am I bothering you?"

Q. What's the best wine to buy for a stripper?

A. A whitetrash zinfandel.

Q When is a stripper too drunk?

A When she can't spread her legs.

Q. What's the best thing to get for lunch at a strip club?

A. BBBJBLT

Respect.

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Q. Why do you guys on TUSCL use so many acronyms?

A. IDK

I'm walking on sunshine.

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