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Overheard in the Strip Club

Dancer 1: "That customer over there is a real jerk. He wanted to fuck me in the ass for $200." Dancer 2: "Eewwww. That's really disgusting." Dancer 1: "Yeah, it sure is. I don't let guys…

jackslashElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 5 15

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An Honest Mistake

Dancer walking up to me where I am standing, rather unsteadily, at the bar: "Can I do something for you?" Me: "You can suck me. Dancer: "I meant, can I get you a cup of coffee or something?…

jackslashElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 8

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How can I Keep my New Year's Resolution?

Looking back on the year 2010, I decided I spent too damn much money in strip clubs. Now some people might advise me just to stop going to strip clubs, but that's crazy talk. I analyzed my spending…

jackslashElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 15

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How do I get Stains out of my Shirt?

No, you pervs, not those kinds of stains. What happened was I was getting VIP dances from a girl, and she started telling me how her boyfriend was screwing another stripper in the club. Then she cries…

jackslashElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 21

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Best Stripper Songs

I was thinking about the songs that best capture the stripper experience. There have been a lot of songs about strippers. An early one was "The Stripper" by the David Rose orchestra, which is an instrumental composition…

jackslashElite Reviewer15 yrs ago 3 17
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