Discussions

Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends?

A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.

Q If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound?

A What the hell is she doing out of the strip club?

Q. What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

A. She takes off her apron.

Q. Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers?

A. I like to eat mine plain.

I favor legalization, although I only smoke weed when I'm with a stripper who's smoking. Today in Michigan you can posses marijuana if you're 21. Regulations concerning the sale of weed still…

Q Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half?

A Because she better half the dinner on the table when he gets home.

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Q. Why are strippers like refrigerators?

A. They look good on the outside, and even though they're cold on the inside you still want to put your meat in them.

Q. What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman?

A. Who will make the sandwiches?