Comments by BobbyI (page 12)

Sounds to me like... MISTERGAY LOSES AGAIN! But what else is new?

Do you mean "vibrator"? Or do you just have a (ghetto? disco? alpha male?) "vibe" that the strippers just can't resist? Dude, seriously, the object is to get YOUR DICK into them, not a vibrator that you have no nerve endings in.

What that little faggot parodyman--> needs is to get a real job so he can spend his time doing something more productive than "flaming" people on the internet all day. Heck, having parody do some real work (no his get rich quick pyramid schemes don't count) might actually increase the little retard's self-esteem to the point where he doesn't feel the need to constantly lash out at others.

I thought this was going to be an S&M thread when I saw the title. How disappointing...

I agree it's quite baffling that these guys can't see that's it's just stripper shit... However, even more baffling to me is that they would want it to be real. WTF???

Cindy and Jill are so old it's not pleasant to think about. Michelle and Sarah and getting up there, but I still borderline doable. Michelle looks like she would fuck the best. Maybe just get a BJ from Sarah.

I would, of course, advise them not to. But it's kind of like when they ask you if they should get a boob job or not. They are going to do what they would anyways irregardless of what you or the dozen other people they asked say.

The real per club discussions seem to happen on SCL.

I would say it's like ordering food. You go for lunch and notice a new intriguing item on the menu, but then there's an old favorite. Which do you go for? I won't feel any more "loyalty" to a stripper than to your usual lunch time meal. Nor would I feel obligated to try something just because it was new. Just do whatever you feel like, it's not a big deal in the end.

Completely unimportant. In fact, I would say that if they are putting too much effort into their costume it's pretty likely to make up for a defeciency somewhere else (i.e. their dances suck).

"It is past time to legalize prostitution. " Word! Let's legalize certain drugs while we are it! Then we can get high and fuck strippers legally. As it should be. Good times!

chandler: "I think one could do a lot better than to give it to strippers... not so many other people have deadbeat boyfriends and expensive drug habits, or such lousy self-discipline that money passes through their hands like a sieve." chandler's finally starting to understand!

It is well known that nearly all strippers come from weak families. Problems with their fathers are nearly ubiquitous. Sexual and/or other abuse is also extremely common.

"he used to do that b4 he started to think the job was beneath him. Now he sits around all day masturbating to baywatch episodes and giving me dirty looks. i do not say much to him anymore cuz hes likely to flip out. he could be bi-polar. every price offer entertained. " Well perhaps once "parodyman-->" finds a new home he'll be happier, or at least will no longer have internet access.

I, too, always thought chandler was male. Especially give how ill-tempered and cranky "she" gets. Interesting to hear otherwise. I guess "failed writer" wasn't even paying enough to fund her WalMart shopping sprees so she had to turn to sucking guys off.

"P-man... What holidays do you celebrate?" parody celebrates gay pride days. dresses up in his best drag and marches in defiance of the flag waving archie bunker types

Brother... you be smokin' too much crack befo you be this shit?

One time MisterGay and his "friend" parody were riding on the short bus to their Special Ed class. But then MisterGay blew a fart that smelled so bad that the driver had to stop and clear out the bus. Because of this MisterGay and parody missed their critical thinking class that day, and, hence, are unable to post cogent arguments here.

Should ad f) purposely misspell words, and use bad grammar. especially in thread titles. Good four a thousan lulz.

Now you're getting the hang of it, shadowcat. Rules for flame wars with parodyman-->: a) parody will never address a serious argument or holes in his logic that you present, so don't even bother. Stick to ad homs against him and your own flames b) especially effective is to attack his very ability to post good flames c) if parody claims that you are "X" never try to argue, logically, that you are not, rather just call him a "Y" d) if you really want to push his buttons, he his real trigger issues: anything that good little liberals hate. talk of how proud you are of America, etc e) do what he does: random insert insults of in threads even if completely off topic Seriously... The only way to lose with parodyman--> is by taking him seriously. Out-silly him. He is really quite harmless when you play his own game back at him.

Well it definitely sounds like you are a hero and savior-of-the-board, chandler. Good work. A 100-post thread of "fart putdowns". I'm not sure exactly what a "fart putdown" is, but it does sound amusing. Got a link? Still a little confused though. If davids/BobbyI was ignored bye everyone how did you know about these "fart putdown" threads? Also if he was truly and effectively "taken out" how could he have returned? I still think you mean you "took him out" to dinner. Was he a good dinner guest? Did you at least manage to score a kiss for all your hard work?

...or, if he wants to get there faster he could ride in the short bus with his "friend" MisterGay and take advantage of HOV lanes.

"Just wondering if parodyman got his new transportation??? " What a sewage truck?

"I guess scat really *does* believe that he has 'followers'...that's borderline insane IMO." You know it does seem pretty insane at first. However, compared to real religions there would be a number of benefits: a) learn how to get strippers to fuck for at most $150, could save you lots of money. especially if you become a 20 year junkie b) learn how to get them really "like" you. not the phony stripper shit either. anyone can get. real, genuine from the heart "like". Oh wait, a minute. You would have to be insane to even want b) and there's no evidence he could deliver on that. So it's just learning how to get strippers to fuck for $150 tops. Like I say still better than Catholicism or Islam or what not.