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17 years ago

OT: Official "fart putdowns" thread

Hey guys! I'm not sure what a "fart putdown" is, so someone else will have to start. Let's see if we can hit 100+ posts here.

parody? This sounds right up your alley (so to speak)...

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how

When you fart, you set off smoke alarms in a three-block radius.

(Is that the sort of reply you're seeking for this thread?)

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BobbyI

One time MisterGay and his "friend" parody were riding on the short bus to their Special Ed class. But then MisterGay blew a fart that smelled so bad that the driver had to stop and clear out the bus. Because of this MisterGay and parody missed their critical thinking class that day, and, hence, are unable to post cogent arguments here.

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