OT: Official "fart putdowns" thread

When you fart, you set off smoke alarms in a three-block radius.

(Is that the sort of reply you're seeking for this thread?)

One time MisterGay and his "friend" parody were riding on the short bus to their Special Ed class. But then MisterGay blew a fart that smelled so bad that the driver had to stop and clear out the bus. Because of this MisterGay and parody missed their critical thinking class that day, and, hence, are unable to post cogent arguments here.