Cop: Sex With Hooker Wasn't Fun, It Was Work

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A suspended Texas police officer testified Thursday that he was forced to have sex with two prostitutes during an undercover sting operation, saying he was "paid to do it."

Officer Keith Breiner testified in Beaumont, Texas, during a hearing to be reinstated after he was suspended along with another officer after it came to light that the men engaged in sex acts with prostitutes while on the job, the Beaumont Enterprise reports.

"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir," Breiner reportedly said during testimony. "I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

Breiner admitted to being manually stimulated as well as engaging in oral and vaginal sex with two women at two spas during an undercover sting operation, the Enterprise said.

Police Chief Frank Coffin contends that Breiner and fellow officer Lt. David Kiker were suspended indefinitely after the sex acts came to light, the paper said. Breiner is trying to stop Beaumont from suspending him, saying that he was asked to have sex as part of the job.

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shadowcat
16 years ago
It's a dirty job but some body has to do it. Sign me up.
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arbeeguy
16 years ago
Seems like police departments would have pretty clear written rules on how these "Sting" operations are to be conducted, doncha think?

If he had followed the rules he would not have been suspended, is what I think.

I wonder where the original story was published. The best part of the story is "being manually stimulated". If it was a family-type local newspaper, it would simply not do to say, "he was jacked-off", but how about the word "masturbated". Is that too racy for a family newspaper?
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parodyman-->
16 years ago
"It's a dirty job but some body has to do it. Sign me up." -- TUSCL's own Barney Fife in the making.
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mmdv26
16 years ago
Don't have an opinion about the cop's behavior, but years and years ago when I worked in Texas, the local guys told this joke: A couple was in the car engaged in some heavy petting and kissing (that would be DFK & GFE for us hipsters) Anyway, the girl whispered in the guy's ear, "Oh baby, kiss me where it's hot, smelly and wet!" So he drove her to Beaumont.
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Dudester
16 years ago
Thanks wallanon for the research.

mmdv26-I haven't heard that joke in nearly twenty years. Several years ago, after Rita flattened Beaumont, my company asked if I would go there to help rebuild, I said no. Recently, I looked at a map of Beaumont and found that a category two storm would sink most of the city.

Finally, it's getting to the point where it's silly for Police to run prostitution stings. Considering everything Police have to do nowadays, money spent to enforce morality has to compete with cyber crimes, traffic enforcement, drug enforcement, anti terrorism ops, and plain old patrol.

Just last week, Houston Police busted several high dollar escorts, one of whom was a well regarded teacher. Of course, the media went on and on about the hooker teacher. Now, they've ruined her career. Did the Police free any captive sex slaves? No. What exactly was accomplished? In a land of dwindling teachers, especially good ones, there is one fewer.

It is past time to legalize prostitution.
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BobbyI
16 years ago
"It is past time to legalize prostitution. "

Word!

Let's legalize certain drugs while we are it!

Then we can get high and fuck strippers legally. As it should be. Good times!
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