Back in the late 90's, a religious group was trying to "shame" SC customers into no longer going. They would hang out at the parking lot entrances and someone was running plates for them.
Anyway, I drove in once and noticed them taking my plate down. I walked over, told them that:
A) I'm an adult
B) I'm single
C) If they wanted my mother's address, I would give it to them, and
D) If they notified my employer I'd sue them for all past, present, and future wages and property-taking their church and everything else I could put my hands on.
They quietly quit their campaign two days later. Don't know if my statement had anything to do with it, but I'd like to think so.