Bring a vibe to the club?

Do you mean "vibrator"? Or do you just have a (ghetto? disco? alpha male?) "vibe" that the strippers just can't resist?

Dude, seriously, the object is to get YOUR DICK into them, not a vibrator that you have no nerve endings in.

B that is funny as hell.

I thought he was talking about the magazine. :)

I once had a favorite dancer surprise me with a "hello kitty" one. Surprised the hell outta me when she whipped it out in VIP! It was awesome, but the fact that the vibrator had the familiar "hello kitty" face on it was a bit disturbing.

Always check the batteries before you go to the club. You don't want anthing to go limp.

I did last night! Usually, however, girls don't want it. Many of them are scared. I don't see why: it's not engorged.

Wow, I thought we were talking about a mood thing at first. I guess it could be a mood thing if it creates the right buzz!

Sounds like the type of item Bobbyl/Dougster would smuggle into the club in his ass.

Well, well. Looks like parody hasn't been able to handle the recent stress of us outing him as the stupid little faggot that he is, and now we see him staring to crack. This oughta be amusing to watch!

I've always wondered why more girls don't keep a teeny "pocket rocket" type vibrator, an easily concealed one, in their clutch-purse to treat "those special clients" to something extra-special through the shorts. Wouldn't it just be a danged OBVIOUS professional investment to make?

The Trojan pocket-vibe is advertised on late-night TV.