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jablake

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196 posts by jablake

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Fat Dancer's Lament . . .

A dancer over at Club Diamonds was shooting the breeze with me because it was so dead. She blamed the poor management and gave as an example the manager reading the dancers the riot act over weight. She…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 18

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He Didn't Like Strippers . . .

and he was telling me about an invasion that radically change the world, which is now many years past due, from non-human humans that resided on planets billions of light years away. He claimed to be one of these…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 11

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Know Any Strippers on Cheese? Sounds like it might be worth trying . . .

Here is the link to the story: http://fieldnotes.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/11/09/458349.aspx The price of only $2 per dose sounds too good to be true. Being in chronic pain is what some old farts, like me, feel day in and day out. Doctors who…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2

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Adorable Stripper / Escort Trashes Apartment . . .

Just got a call from a buddy who is more straight laced than normal. He believes in all the old fashioned values and likes working. It surprises me that we are close, but then he knew me decades…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 5

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Young Ho, A Future Stripper in The Making . . . . :)

Girl, 13, gets detention for hugging two friends Illinois middle school bans public displays of affection; parents urge change Tim Vizer / ASSOCIATED PRESS Eighth-grader Megan Coulter gets a family hug from her mother Melissa Coulter, left, father Dean Coulter, right, and…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 4

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Another Special Dancer from Decades Ago . . .

Thanks to MIDancer I was recalling different dancers that really stood out for one reason or another. I saw this cute dancer and she was new. I could tell because although she was very soft, her hands…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 12

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Serious Subject: High Heat Grilled Chicken or Turkey Acts Like Viagra?

I've noticed this a few times and I don't know if it is just me or whether other old farts have had the same experience. It is almost too much of a good thing. :) Makes me…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 14

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Am I Too Big? Yes.

That seems to be the latest craze amongst the larger dancers when you decline a dance offer. Answer yes and it usually isn't taken too well. Considering the significant number of big spending customers who seem very into…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 24

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SHONEYS????? Black Slang Meaning?

I went to Angels last night and paid a $10 cover. Surprising because Sundays were cover free and before that they didn't even open on Sundays! So I asked what the hell is up with $10 cover on…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 3 11

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The Owner of Angels is Crazy or There is government BS . . .

I just spoke with the owner of the shopping plaza where Angels is. Right next door is space available that would more than double the size of Angels. The monthly rent? $1,300. I asked why don't…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 5

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The Positives Don't Add Up . . .

I was thinking about 2 very different dancers that I like a lot. One is rated a little higher than the other and the more I thought about it, it didn't make sense. One should have been rated…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 3 18

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I Miss The Little Goof Ball <sigh>

Really a hot little girl with a lot of skill, but under it all she was a goof ball. :) One time she kept calling me up giving a progress report as to proximity and time to my…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 5

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Meeting Dancers' Needs . . . Is it important?

Well, if you think it is all about cash things are pretty straight forward. Just treat her like a vending machine. I tend to think of the old man who makes the girls laugh and talk. He…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 9

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Felicity @ Club Diamonds . . .

Almost forgot: Bones this is a real life dealy. No, hypothetical bs. In fact, even though it was years ago I think she is still working, but I don't know where or when. Anyway, I see her and…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 6

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Lick that Fat Ass . . . Visually Disgusting . . .

Another non-hypothetical for Bones. I was at The Trap last night. Pretty much nothing but garbage for dancers. (Why no Angels? WAY TOO CROWDED + a high cover $10 or more + parking is extra. It has…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 24

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Old Lady Pimp . . .

Another non-hypothetical for you Bones. She worked at Cherry's on W. Dixie Hwy (bulldozed for years thanks to a Haitian Church) very close to Angels. This hag was sweet and smart and had happily worked in the business forever.…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 2

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TRUCE AND MORE. . .

2 dancers who've hated each other since day 1 were buddy buddy today. :) Unfortunately, although they were nice enough to me neither had any interest in selling me dances. 1 of the 2 dancers always runs…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 19

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Improbable Impact

LaFrance what a pathetic guy. Small, afraid, there didn't seem like any positives except that he was friendly and caring. He met a fanatic under stressful conditions. The whole deal probably lasted under 10 minutes. The…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Which Dancer is More Valuable?

Dancer A you would rate as a perfect score all down the line. You have known her for months perhaps even a year. Compared to other dancers she is too good to be true. Dancer B caught you off…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 3 25

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Surprising Trend . . .

Years back the tiny percentage of lesbian customers seemed more similar to their male counterparts. Older. Average to below average looks. Dancer preference was a little different in that the preference definitely went to the small dancer…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 10

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No. 1 Complaint About Dancers Other Than Stealing . . .

is when they purposeful do bad dances when you know they can do a hell of a lot better. Sometimes it is because they're tired of customers making a mess after a single dance. Sometimes it is a…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 19

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BLACK GOLD on Biscayne Blvd. goes Heterosexual Again . . .

. at least that is what a dancer told me. The Miami Herald was so thrilled and optimistic that the sex club for gay males would save the surrounding neighborhood. High praise was heaped on the gays because not…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 5 5

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$160 to Work a Shift @ a $5 Club?????????? WOW!

Dear leader must be doing a great job. I wish I was getting in on the money train. Just to break even in for that one house fee (there are others, btw) the dancer needs to do 32…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Lady Friend Insists A Woman's

attractiveness doesn't affect my performance. Unfortunately, she is wrong. Guy friends spout the same nonsense, btw. Yesterday, was probably one of the clearest examples. Have a very nice dancer without the looks I like playing with me…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 5 9

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Getting Taken with Dance Overcount

When a dancer is doing a good job (assuming I didn't give her a mercy dance), I tend to start buying dances. Two ways the dance overcount occurs. First, the nasty DJ is running songs together or starting…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 10
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