He Didn't Like Strippers . . .
jablake
and he was telling me about an invasion that radically change the world, which is now many years past due, from non-human humans that resided on planets billions of light years away. He claimed to be one of these non-human humans even though he was given birth by a human female. For a limited time only trusting humans were invited to join the winning side and enjoy all manner of luxuries such as nudie cuties. :) I said why bother when you can just go to the local stripclub to find nudie cuties? The answer was that prostitution is evil. I asked even if they don't have sex? The answer: Yes, prostitution occurs just by showing the flesh which is a sin that non-human humans as well as god will not stand.
Who knows if he even believed his own stories, but it sounded like he was trying to create his own religion. It was interesting in that he did visit stripclubs.
He explained that his human body was defective and thus he unfortunately needed human contact. If he had his non-human human body, then he would be immune from the powers of evil strippers who just want to take advantage of him and refuse to return the genuine love he offers. In his opinion the human female strippers engaged in the greatest of all crimes. Namely, the selling of love for worthless money. He asked how could they be so heartless and look so attractive? His answer was that maybe they're not evil and just have defective human bodies like he was stranded with.
Who knows if he even believed his own stories, but it sounded like he was trying to create his own religion. It was interesting in that he did visit stripclubs.
He explained that his human body was defective and thus he unfortunately needed human contact. If he had his non-human human body, then he would be immune from the powers of evil strippers who just want to take advantage of him and refuse to return the genuine love he offers. In his opinion the human female strippers engaged in the greatest of all crimes. Namely, the selling of love for worthless money. He asked how could they be so heartless and look so attractive? His answer was that maybe they're not evil and just have defective human bodies like he was stranded with.
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I suggest you keep the invas- the liberation forces under lettice till this site has been neutralized.
Key Code:
lettice = cover
little secret = large secret
liberation = invasion
neutralized = nuked
LDs = lascivious dances
LLDs = long lascivious dances
And, while you're at let's see you explain the marble toilet, to wit:
"Ministries from Fenton, Mo., to explain the tax-exempt purpose of a $23,000 'commode with marble top.'"
http://www.latimes.com/business/taxes/la…
And, when you're singing your travails it twaint over the wire . . .
And, yes I did know a stripclub customer who 1) thought he was an advanced non-human human and 2) hated strippers for not returning his "love." In all fairness I think the customer sold his religion better than I attempted to explain it. I just had a closed mind because he could produce any hard proof or show special knowledge or special skills.
Or I could tell the story of the 3 very hot looking blonde human looking aliens that took me aboard their ship. Actually I just remember a pleasant experience. I guess if you're really into it, you could ask a dancer, your planet or mine?
The dream where I said I was watching an interstellar battle between two alien species far away from here didn't seem to get much interest. I said my dream became lucid and I got ticked off when one alien ship noticed me watching and fired on me. I was floating in space just watching. First with a thought, I annihilated their entire fleet with massive explosions wherever they had a ship. Then, with another thought, I wiped out their entire species on all their planets. The other species was real happy with me at that moment but the war would have dragged on. But then I went back in time and wiped out the one species from existence. I felt somehow still not satisfied as I saw time go back to now because the other species suddenly had no knowledge of me or what I did. Well I did say the dream was lucid. It's late, I'm rambling my thoughts. later.
I see we have a budding sci fi writer. :) But, where are the alien strippers??? Seems like they would have been tasty morsels . . .