He Didn't Like Strippers . . .

Jablake, remember I told you not to disclose my true identity on TUSCL? Oh, you ruined it! The signal has been sent and you might be abducted: they always need fresh test material. You might be able to bribe them by buying a few $5 LDs... :)

Sorry to let you in on a little secret, but you fooled only the lesser beings. The highly developed TUSCLERS spotted you your first post! :)

I suggest you keep the invas- the liberation forces under lettice till this site has been neutralized.


Key Code:

lettice = cover
little secret = large secret
liberation = invasion
neutralized = nuked
LDs = lascivious dances
LLDs = long lascivious dances

In that case I must self-destruct immediately. It takes about 2 seconds of my planet's time, which translates roughly to 97 years here, on Earth :(

Not to worry. I'll just report you to the IRS. $5 million in LLDs on a declared income of $50,000 just ain't going to play well to the gmen or even the peanut gallery.

And, while you're at let's see you explain the marble toilet, to wit:

"Ministries from Fenton, Mo., to explain the tax-exempt purpose of a $23,000 'commode with marble top.'"

http://www.latimes.com/business/taxes/la…

Haha, good story. How did you know I was black, LOL?..

Well, you frequent Angels and like BIG BOOTY. A. + B.B. = BLACK. :)

And, when you're singing your travails it twaint over the wire . . .

Personally........ I don't see where this topic has the slightest thing to do with strip clubs........... therefore *somebody* is being added to my "MUTE" list. Goodnight!

Bones, are you there?

Bye Bye Bones. :) Apparently he doesn't like kiss and tell. These strippers are truly angels to put up with half the garbage they do==at least at the less expensive inner city clubs.

And, yes I did know a stripclub customer who 1) thought he was an advanced non-human human and 2) hated strippers for not returning his "love." In all fairness I think the customer sold his religion better than I attempted to explain it. I just had a closed mind because he could produce any hard proof or show special knowledge or special skills.

I think the strippers I talked to liked my alien story better. I told them I was abducted in a dream I had one night. (Notice as a disclaimer I said it was in a dream.) Anyway, the alien devices that are supposed to immobolize most humans didn't work on me. I don't remember now what the one alien did, but he/it ticked me off. I sucker punched him and knocked him out. Then I proceeded to attack the remaining aliens. Then I was hell bent on causing trouble on board their ship. I neutralized a lot of aliens. I traveled through different levels of their ship. I planned to take it over. However I discoved the ship was extremely large and I didn't know how to work the controls. For some reason I thought maybe they had emergency teleportation chambers. I remember chasing down a few terrifed aliens. I accidently got tricked and they emergency beamed me back to my sleeping body. I got the message that they were terrified of me and I am now black listed as far as future alien abductions go. I was thinking Darn, I wanted to take over their ship.

Or I could tell the story of the 3 very hot looking blonde human looking aliens that took me aboard their ship. Actually I just remember a pleasant experience. I guess if you're really into it, you could ask a dancer, your planet or mine?

The dream where I said I was watching an interstellar battle between two alien species far away from here didn't seem to get much interest. I said my dream became lucid and I got ticked off when one alien ship noticed me watching and fired on me. I was floating in space just watching. First with a thought, I annihilated their entire fleet with massive explosions wherever they had a ship. Then, with another thought, I wiped out their entire species on all their planets. The other species was real happy with me at that moment but the war would have dragged on. But then I went back in time and wiped out the one species from existence. I felt somehow still not satisfied as I saw time go back to now because the other species suddenly had no knowledge of me or what I did. Well I did say the dream was lucid. It's late, I'm rambling my thoughts. later.

Hi casualguy,

I see we have a budding sci fi writer. :) But, where are the alien strippers??? Seems like they would have been tasty morsels . . .