He Didn't Like Strippers . . .
Monday, November 12, 2007 12:02 PM
and he was telling me about an invasion that radically change the world, which is now many years past due, from non-human humans that resided on planets billions of light years away. He claimed to be one of these non-human humans even though he was given birth by a human female. For a limited time only trusting humans were invited to join the winning side and enjoy all manner of luxuries such as nudie cuties. :) I said why bother when you can just go to the local stripclub to find nudie cuties? The answer was that prostitution is evil. I asked even if they don't have sex? The answer: Yes, prostitution occurs just by showing the flesh which is a sin that non-human humans as well as god will not stand.
Who knows if he even believed his own stories, but it sounded like he was trying to create his own religion. It was interesting in that he did visit stripclubs.
He explained that his human body was defective and thus he unfortunately needed human contact. If he had his non-human human body, then he would be immune from the powers of evil strippers who just want to take advantage of him and refuse to return the genuine love he offers. In his opinion the human female strippers engaged in the greatest of all crimes. Namely, the selling of love for worthless money. He asked how could they be so heartless and look so attractive? His answer was that maybe they're not evil and just have defective human bodies like he was stranded with.
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