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Know Any Strippers on Cheese? Sounds like it might be worth trying . . .

Here is the link to the story:

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The price of only $2 per dose sounds too good to be true. Being in chronic pain is what some old farts, like me, feel day in and day out. Doctors who could provide real relief are parnoid of the government as well they should, but this sounds like it is worth investigating. :)

I especially would like to see if it is actually addictive. I can't think of any truly addictive substances that I have experience with. Chocolate is probably the worst. Alcohol, unfortunately for me, rates a big fat zero. Tea is a very distant second behind chocolate. Marijuana although very pleasant is a zero, which is surprising because it is very nice--way too expensive!!! The problem is I'd rather spend the money on dancers. Maybe if the government gets rid of stripclubs, then I can change my spending priorities. I definitely feel a huge need for pain killers on some days, but maybe it is better to just lounge on the couch watching tv. I mean if I stay off my feet, then I can pretty much handle the pain.

So have any of your strippers offered you some of this "cheese?" I wonder if it comes in different flavors or strengths. :)

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