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jablake

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196 posts by jablake

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Dagger Eyes . . . Shrimps . .. Large Dancers

I went to the RoLexx yesterday in search of the smaller dancers-- The real shrimps. It is funny, but the larger women (not fat) who are taller than me and well proportioned and most likely would be considered hot…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 4

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Big and Plenty . . .

Because Angels has been so busy even during what should be off hours (last time I had to pay for parking from the restaurant next door) my visits have been substantially reduced. Also, probably more importantly my finances are…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 3 3

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How much will you pay to have your Stripper tatted . . .

. . . with your special message. Shadowcat's Slut No. 1, would, imho, make a nice message. I can see him building a little harem of tatted Shadowcat sluts that if you see the tat you can be…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 10

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A.C.T. Reviews . . .

Angels----4PM - 6PM, Sunday. Parking was a problem and the club was packed. The smallest dancer I saw was 200 lbs. The largest was over 400 lbs. The blubber blobs were back in force and raking in the…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 6

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BLUBBER . . .

There seems to be a thing for blubber on this group so I thought I posted a little story from the past about a very bouncy beautiful blubber blob. LOL! :) I ashamed to admit it, but this particular…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 1

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Sprayed a Stripper . . .

Disclaimer: I didn't think most posts were of the Dear Abby variety. This is just a post that tells a story. Feel free to comment or not. I was at the club and it was rocking with extremely…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 10

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Let's See How "Empathy" Plays Out . . .

At my local club about 1% or less of strippers mind having their tits fondled. Some people believe that then you should ask first. I don't and some people would think that I therefore lack "empathy." Actually, I do…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 44

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Dancer Refuses To Hand Over Phone Number . . .

Thinking of missed opportunities. New dancer with beautiful skin perky medium natural tits full pouty lips. Definitely a 10 and she was the proper size for me standing just a little 5'4. It was a real pleasure…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 32

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My Dancer Buddies Have New Stiff Competition . . .

Yes, my dancer buddies offer $5 and lower dances, but where is the meat? Golden's Room, 1060 NE 79th Street Causeway, Miami, FL 305-758-3556, Wendesday - Thursday NO Cover Secure FREE Parking. Their Grand Opening was June 27.…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 1

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Stripper with a burka . . .

I didn't know this girl well at all. All she really knew about me was that I was a regular who loved to treat the dancers well and that I thought she was beautiful. I asked for her phone number…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 18

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Her Eyes Lit Up Real Bright . . .

I was buying dances from this tiny girl and all sudden I see her eyes light up. She was looking at this exceedingly large dancer. The kind I would pay to be rid of. She says that…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 15

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Dancers Insert Finger or Fingers in Her Ass . . .

Don't care for it. Haven't seen it for a while, for a while it seem to be required.

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 19

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Success: From the Bottom to the Top

I ran into an old dancer that I loved to buy dances from. It was wonderful seeing her again especially since she was very happy. She went from doing $5 lap dances and being a bottom tier dancer…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 8

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Any Wannabe Neologists on This Board?

Neologisms wanted for the following: 1. A strip club customer who finds dental braces on an attractive stripper especially exciting. 2. A strip club customer who loves the drug rush experienced by coke high strippers. 3. A male that seeks…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 4 6

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I've Actually Felt Good About Purchasing a Mercy Dance . . .

I was thinking about the dancers who really want that dance. It is a pain when they're pushing or even selling hard. The selling is a little sadder because I can tell they're attempting to apply new knowledge…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 6

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What I'm Not Pretty Enough For You?

One of my least favorite questions by dancers. And, 99% of the time that is exactly why I don't wish to buy a dance. The first time it happened I was honest and said that I was…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 26

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Dancer Leaves Club After Saying She'll Be Right Back . . .

I paid for most of the dances and then asked if she had change. She says NO, but I'll be right back. Before you know it I catch her as she is driving out of the parking lot.…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 17

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Ooooo You're So Big . . .

Fortunately, I don't get this often. This older (negative) dancer with years of stripping experience (negative) came up and started giving me a very nice massage (a plus) and waits until I'm feeling good (a plus) and then she…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 3 11

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Do You Want a Free Lunch?

The immediate answer was yes. I like a good deal. Then I thought what if the free lunch requires me to drive more than 5 miles. What if the free meal is good only at a Haitian restaurant.…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 1 3

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The Bartender Says NO Beer For You. You're an Alcoholic. :)

I stopped in over at The Trap and asked for a Bud Light. The bartender says NO you're an alcoholic and the only thing I'm serving you is water. I laughed and asked since when did I become…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 5

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Geniuses are Just Like Us

"Richard Feynman, a Nobel prize-winning physicist who helped develop the atomic bomb and figure out the source of the shuttle Challenger explosion, visited strip clubs nearly daily near his home in California. He mainly worked on lectures and equations there. But…

jablakeContributor19 yrs ago 2 4
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