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investment update part 2

hey guys thanks for all the great insight into my stripper CFP. I know its gonna pay off eventually. Kinda funny tho I ran into her at the airport, she really seemed shocked to see me. I…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 17

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investment update..

well..i thought i would let you guys know how my investment is going with my stripper investor...the only problem is that i cant reach her..her phone is not working and she quit the club yesterday...i'm sure she will be in…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 18

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stripper gonna make me rich....

I recently met a stripper who is also a certified financial planner and she has convinced me to invest 30K. she says she will get me 500% return within 6 months and then i can do…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 17

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what does this mean?

Sometimes I have dancers tell me i remind them of somebody. at first i didnt pay much attention to it cuz i had no idea who this person is but it happens more lately.…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 13

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Coming to an infomercial near you..........

i just got word from an industry insider that consumer advocate/protector Kevin Trudeaus next revealing book/expose will be titled, "Secrets Strippers Dont want you to know about." Kevin claiims that he went into the…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 7

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Help!! I wanna stop this girl from becoming a stripper!!!!!!!!

there is a girl i know who wants to become a stripper and i am pretty sure it would destroy her life. How do i know this? well, you see, the thing is that…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 33

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surreal night at an adult book store......

I was driving by some place advertised XXX so it caught my eye...I didn't know what it was so I decided to stop in and it turned out to be an adult book store, this one happened to have a…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 13

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looking for some feedback...

I have been checking out some of the sex/dating sites for dates...like fling.com, a ripoff, any ideas on what the best sites are for hookups?

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 8

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Undacova STRIPPA

I have decided to go undercover in the stripclub industry guys. No, im not gonna be a bartender or a bouncer, but a full-fledged strippa. Yeah, thats right. I'm gonna be channeling Dustin Hoffman…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 1 6

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HOw to pick up a stripper

Recent conversation heard at a club between a dancer and a customer... Dancer: so how much do you have? Customer: enough for everybody, at least an eight-ball Dancer: Ok..we will come party with you guys later then after work.. Customer:…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 10

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Do you go to SC's because you have issues with women?

Are you a misogynist? Why do you really go to SC's? Is it difficult for you to approach women socially so you find it easier to do it at a SC. Really, what is the…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 30

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Best porno chick

the best girl in porn today is Jenny Hendrix..no one even cums close in my book. She fucks like her life depends on it and is so HOTT!!! The way she can moves those hips and ass up…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 16

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its a sad ending.......

I'm sorry to bother my tuscl brothers with this sad story about my dog Corky but I know some of you would like to know....i found him today with a rope around his neck in the garage. He had…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 11

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Stripclub alternatives

Been feeling kinda down lately because things between my girl and me aint going so good and corky has dissappeared so i thought id watch some porno. put a tape in my betamax and watched a great movie with…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 1 19

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too much too soon?

i recently met a stripper and fell in love. She says she loves me too. She says that since we are in love then I need to stop by the club every day, which i do, and i…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 21

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Ever done this for a stripper?

I met a stripper who was really curious about my marriage and all the money i have, which is a lot. anyways shes kinda cute and i like her and now she wants me to make a pornographic movie…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 1 17

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A CALL TO ARMS!!!!!

Recent developments here on TUSCL have really given me a new appreciation for my tuscl bretheren. We are a unique clique here, scorned by much of society, yet we look after each other. We give each other the…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 18

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should i do this?

There is a dancer that I really like and she wants me to take out a loan for her for 50k. She says her credit is bad so she needs me to do it and she…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 48

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a possible extras venue?

I was telling a friend of mine that I have been having trouble getting extras at the clubs. He said he knows of a surefire place for extras. Its something called a "bathhouse?" He…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 16

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This could lead to somthing...

Some of you might be familiar with my quest for extras. Well it hasn't happened yet. I decided to take a break from it cuz its so stressful. I mean I walk in a…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 29

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Another bizarre chapter in my neverending quest for extras

Recently I stopped in a place because I was told there were some hott women there. Anyways I go to this place and sure enough all the chicks are hott. Its kind of a…

DickJohnson· 16 yrs ago 24

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This club is kinda different

Recently on a trip to Nevada I told a cabbie that I was lookin for some action at a stripclub. He said, "I got just the place for you." He took me to a…

DickJohnson· 17 yrs ago 10

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Did any of you guys notice this?

Recently at a club i noticed that many of the strippers will kiss and fondle each other. wtf

DickJohnson· 17 yrs ago 16

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Extras newbie

Recently I have decided to jump into the "extras" pool, wink wink, when i get a lapdance. I was out recently and had some fine lappers with a hott girl. When I hinted…

DickJohnson· 17 yrs ago 13

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What is going on here?

Recently on a trip thru the urban wasteland of the city im near I was approached by a woman who waws very scantilly dressed. Thing is she looked like a woman from a distance but…

DickJohnson· 17 yrs ago 9
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