Undacova STRIPPA

I have decided to go undercover in the stripclub industry guys. No, im not gonna be a bartender or a bouncer, but a full-fledged strippa. Yeah, thats right. I'm gonna be channeling Dustin Hoffman from Tootsie in order to pull this one off. Why am i gonna do this? To give my tuscl brethren an insiders look at what really goes on behind the scenes. I will be dooing recon and gaining valuable, priceless intel from the dressing room, parties, etc...I'll find out what strippers really think of regulars, exactly how much lesbianism and drugs goes on in the clubs, what a stripper really needs to hear from a customer in order for him to score...the possibilities are endless. I haven't come up with a name or club yet but when i do I will report back. I have waxed my legs and back already(Ouch!!), and been practicing my pole tricks so I will have my stripper game down!!!!