I was driving by some place advertised XXX so it caught my eye...I didn't know what it was so I decided to stop in and it turned out to be an adult book store, this one happened to have a theatre in it. i decided to check out the flick that was playing, some swedish erotica type of film. There were a few other people in the theatre so I decided to sit down in front. Anyways, I'm sitting there enjoying the flick, eating popcorn and goobers, all of a sudden I feel something hit me in the back of my head. It was some sort of liquid, then it happened again. I turned around and gave the guys behind me a mean stare because it was obvious they had a squirt gun and were having fun with it. Man, people are so rude. Of all places for this to happen.
Was the liquid white and thick? If so, it was obviously the filling to a Junior Mint. The person behind you must have bitten into one and shot the filling into the back of your head.
P.S. Does this story remind anyone of that scene in Taxi Driver?
Let me guess--a bunch of the other customers seemed to be wearing raincoats with short . . . ahem . . . pants. Oh my. I hope you didn't ask for extra butter on your popcorn in this place.
DJ, When they started shooting their squirt guns at you, you should have just gotten up from your seat and stood against the back wall of the theater. A lot of guys do that anyway because the view is better back there, and they will be glad to have you join them.
I have been to a couple of strip clubs that have adult stores attached to them.
Private Dancer, Dockside Dolls (out of business now), and now Cols Gold has opened up an adam and eve store next to it.
I wonder what does more revenue? the strip club or the adult store?
The dockside dolls strip club went out of business but the adult store is still open.
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How many will take the bait and reply to the fictional story?
P.S. Does this story remind anyone of that scene in Taxi Driver?
Private Dancer, Dockside Dolls (out of business now), and now Cols Gold has opened up an adam and eve store next to it.
I wonder what does more revenue? the strip club or the adult store?
The dockside dolls strip club went out of business but the adult store is still open.