A CALL TO ARMS!!!!!

18 comments

• SuperDude

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  14 years ago

  A call to enjoy guilt free clubbing. Amen.
• gk

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  14 years ago

  Let's go brothers! I raise my flag every day (possible with the help of my dancer friends).
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  Hell yeah!
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  yeah, let's take Dick to the nearest club and have the dancers take him on stage, strap him to a chair and have their way with him, while we cheer him on. ROTFLMMFAO !!
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  I am Steve229! And I see a whole army of my TUSCL countrymen, here in defiance of pasties and no contact rules. You've come to club as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight for your right to monger? (PL: Fight? Against that? No! We will run home to our SO’s and online porn. And we will live.) Aye, club and you may go broke, or your ATF may break your heart. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the ROBs that they may take our cash and our dignity, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  DJ: "So go ahead and fuck that stripper unapologetically" Right on! Fuck those lying, thieving whores in the ass unapologetically and know they would just be trying to ROB some poor PL otherwise if you weren't making her earn her money honestly!
• how

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  14 years ago

  This latest DickJohnson scam-post is less humorous than most, but a bit closer to greenvegas territory...
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Steve, I was wondering when someone was going to channel William Wallace... I'm surprised you didn't change your profile pic for this thread! I think we need to enlist Dick Johnson to be our one-man political action committee and send him to Capitol Hill with a suitcase full of singles to lobby for stimulus for strip club goers. Something like a blank check each issued by the U.S. Treasury and backed by bonds bought by the Federal Reserve. It can all be under the Build America umbrella.
• earlyriser60609

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  14 years ago

  I AM WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!!....um,sorry just got carried away. Anyhoo, I really am happy I found this site and I do appreciate the good advice and camaraderie shared by pervs who have the same affliction...cheap women, good drink and dark places...love live TUSCL!!
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Can I just donate a kidney to the cause?
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Gator, why not your left nut?!?
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  damn after reading this I was motivated to go to the SC to smell some cotton candy perfume lol..
• sinclair

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  14 years ago

  That was beautiful.
• heshootsandscores

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  14 years ago

  Is that why William Wallace painted his face to match his B*lls after spending his time in the SC, because I am not sure if there was mileage at any of the clubs he frequented
• someyoungguysomeyoungguy

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  14 years ago

  That truly was beautiful, Dick. I don't know how much of that rabble-rousing was sarcastic or sincere, but it's true that we are held captive by a hobby that only we can understand. All we've got is each other, isn't it?
• neoguy

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  14 years ago

  I feel better going to the club tonight. Was starting to feel wrong, but now...I will spend more than I originally planned to. Now, where is the bank card?
• DickJohnson

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  14 years ago

  No joke! The SC brotherhood is alive and well on this board and has some real advantages for us. We should always strive to help out a fellow TUSCL brother.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Good points DJ. We should stick together. Problem is that some posters, like MisterGay, just to pick a random example, are a) complete idiots, and b) seem to be on the side of the whores instead of their TUSCL brethren.