Recent developments here on TUSCL have really given me a new appreciation for my tuscl bretheren. We are a unique clique here, scorned by much of society, yet we look after each other. We give each other the best advice possible and show empathy and sympathy to one another when nobody else will. Who the fuck in the real world is gonna understand getting taken by a ROB? Fucking nobody, they laugh in your face and behind your back. Only a tuscl brother will understand the pain and humiliation. What fuckin normal is gonna understand how some ATF can make you feel special? Only a tuscl brother is gonna understand that. You think jimmy fuckin straight-guy is gonna identify with you for being a PL? I dont think so. We love cotton-candy perfume, hi fuckin heels and hi fuckin mileage dances. So go ahead and fuck that stripper unapologetically. Do it for your TUSCL brethren, cuz WE ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS!!!!!
A CALL TO ARMS!!!!!
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Let's go brothers! I raise my flag every day (possible with the help of my dancer friends).
Hell yeah!
yeah, let's take Dick to the nearest club and have the dancers take him on stage, strap him to a chair and have their way with him, while we cheer him on. ROTFLMMFAO !!
I am Steve229! And I see a whole army of my TUSCL countrymen, here in defiance of pasties and no contact rules. You've come to club as free men... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight for your right to monger?
(PL: Fight? Against that? No! We will run home to our SO’s and online porn. And we will live.)
Aye, club and you may go broke, or your ATF may break your heart. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell the ROBs that they may take our cash and our dignity, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM.
DJ: "So go ahead and fuck that stripper unapologetically"
Right on! Fuck those lying, thieving whores in the ass unapologetically and know they would just be trying to ROB some poor PL otherwise if you weren't making her earn her money honestly!
This latest DickJohnson scam-post is less humorous than most, but a bit closer to greenvegas territory...
Steve, I was wondering when someone was going to channel William Wallace... I'm surprised you didn't change your profile pic for this thread!
I think we need to enlist Dick Johnson to be our one-man political action committee and send him to Capitol Hill with a suitcase full of singles to lobby for stimulus for strip club goers. Something like a blank check each issued by the U.S. Treasury and backed by bonds bought by the Federal Reserve. It can all be under the Build America umbrella.
I AM WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!!....um,sorry just got carried away. Anyhoo, I really am happy I found this site and I do appreciate the good advice and camaraderie shared by pervs who have the same affliction...cheap women, good drink and dark places...love live TUSCL!!
Can I just donate a kidney to the cause?
Gator, why not your left nut?!?
damn after reading this I was motivated to go to the SC to smell some cotton candy perfume lol..
That was beautiful.
Is that why William Wallace painted his face to match his B*lls after spending his time in the SC, because I am not sure if there was mileage at any of the clubs he frequented
That truly was beautiful, Dick. I don't know how much of that rabble-rousing was sarcastic or sincere, but it's true that we are held captive by a hobby that only we can understand. All we've got is each other, isn't it?
I feel better going to the club tonight. Was starting to feel wrong, but now...I will spend more than I originally planned to. Now, where is the bank card?
No joke! The SC brotherhood is alive and well on this board and has some real advantages for us. We should always strive to help out a fellow TUSCL brother.
Good points DJ. We should stick together. Problem is that some posters, like MisterGay, just to pick a random example, are a) complete idiots, and b) seem to be on the side of the whores instead of their TUSCL brethren.
A call to enjoy guilt free clubbing. Amen.