Stripclub alternatives

DickJohnson
Illinois
Been feeling kinda down lately because things between my girl and me aint going so good and corky has dissappeared so i thought id watch some porno. put a tape in my betamax and watched a great movie with this actress named Seka, shes hott and will probably be huge in porno someday. you guys have anything you do as an alternative to the stripclub?

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Clubber
15 years ago
I enjoy reading a new novelist by the name of Dick Johnson.
earlyriser60609
15 years ago
www.youporn.com
www.redtube.com
www.pornhub.com
www.tubeland.com

That betamax will probably bring you some high dollars on eBay from antique collectors :-))
how
15 years ago
Yeah, that Seka might just make it someday...
gatorfan
15 years ago
Bungee jumping without a bungee cord is fun
sinclair
15 years ago
Russian roulette.
Dudester
15 years ago
Well, if it's daytime, I fill a bag with candy and hang out at the park. I give the best candy to the little girls and ask their moms if they want their little girls to be lingerie models.

If it's evening, I hang out at the Walmart, also with candy and tell mothers of little girls that my girlfriend is very petite and would the little girls model some lingerie so I could see what fit best on my girlfriend.

If it's night time, I hang out at the waffle house and wait for some cops to take their dinner break. I then tell the cops that they're pussies and I ask if they wanna go out back and defend their honor so that their faggot partner won't think they're a wus.
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
Unfortunately, I have a habit of reading stuff like this:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/sto…

Might qualify as "XXXX" material.
gatorfan
15 years ago
Reading Wall Street material is like anti-Viagra.
potheadpl
15 years ago
I smoke a bowl or two then jerk off.
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
Gator, ordinarily I'd agree with you. But these aren't normal times. For example, the mortgage market is so screwed up the U.S. government is buying basically every single mortgage written nowadays with taxpayer money. So how could some firm be entitled to "record bonuses" when the taxpayer saved them??? That's what the piece is about. Assuming you don't work for one of the big banks (and get one of the whopper bonuses), you are just like me and taking it up the keyster. Unfortunately, no anti-Viagara required to receive that.
samsung1
15 years ago
hey sometimes when the wall street news is in your favor and a stock or fund that you own has skyrocketed it can have Viagra like effects
Dougster
15 years ago
I like to beat up the trolls of TUSCL (MisterGay, and co.)
gatorfan
15 years ago
Like I said, thinking or reading about Wall Street does not help sexual performance in any way, and only can cause greater anxiety. It is the anti-Viagra.
CTQWERTY
15 years ago
Ah, but it is Rolling Stone's coverage of Wall St.
gk
15 years ago
Seka
hotmovies.com
Alpha Blue Archives,or, search by actress name.
Pocket full of quarters for nostalgia.
You might also consider a hole in the wall.
Player11
15 years ago
I usually check out gals on backpage.com
bornloser
15 years ago
Empflix.com has some hot porn. Try xvideos.com-they have a ton of celebrity sex scenes-Nicole Eggert, Demi Moore, Jamie Pressley, Teri Hatcher etc
bornloser
15 years ago
Forgot-Empflix has maybe the only boy girl hardcore scene of the legendary Tawnee Stone. Remember her from circa 2001?
shadowcat
15 years ago
I have 161 pornos on my hard drive. Ranging from 59 seconds to 90 minutes. I have 6 Jenna Haze videos. These hold me over between strip club visits.
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