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19 comments

• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  I enjoy reading a new novelist by the name of Dick Johnson.
• earlyriser60609

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  14 years ago

  [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] That betamax will probably bring you some high dollars on eBay from antique collectors :-))
• how

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  14 years ago

  Yeah, that Seka might just make it someday...
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Bungee jumping without a bungee cord is fun
• sinclair

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  14 years ago

  Russian roulette.
• Dudester

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  14 years ago

  Well, if it's daytime, I fill a bag with candy and hang out at the park. I give the best candy to the little girls and ask their moms if they want their little girls to be lingerie models. If it's evening, I hang out at the Walmart, also with candy and tell mothers of little girls that my girlfriend is very petite and would the little girls model some lingerie so I could see what fit best on my girlfriend. If it's night time, I hang out at the waffle house and wait for some cops to take their dinner break. I then tell the cops that they're pussies and I ask if they wanna go out back and defend their honor so that their faggot partner won't think they're a wus.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Unfortunately, I have a habit of reading stuff like this: [view link] Might qualify as "XXXX" material.
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Reading Wall Street material is like anti-Viagra.
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  I smoke a bowl or two then jerk off.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Gator, ordinarily I'd agree with you. But these aren't normal times. For example, the mortgage market is so screwed up the U.S. government is buying basically every single mortgage written nowadays with taxpayer money. So how could some firm be entitled to "record bonuses" when the taxpayer saved them??? That's what the piece is about. Assuming you don't work for one of the big banks (and get one of the whopper bonuses), you are just like me and taking it up the keyster. Unfortunately, no anti-Viagara required to receive that.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  hey sometimes when the wall street news is in your favor and a stock or fund that you own has skyrocketed it can have Viagra like effects
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  I like to beat up the trolls of TUSCL (MisterGay, and co.)
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Like I said, thinking or reading about Wall Street does not help sexual performance in any way, and only can cause greater anxiety. It is the anti-Viagra.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  Ah, but it is Rolling Stone's coverage of Wall St.
• gk

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  14 years ago

  Seka [view link] Alpha Blue Archives,or, search by actress name. Pocket full of quarters for nostalgia. You might also consider a hole in the wall.
• Player11

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  14 years ago

  I usually check out gals on [view link]
• bornloser

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  14 years ago

  [view link] has some hot porn. Try [view link]-they have a ton of celebrity sex scenes-Nicole Eggert, Demi Moore, Jamie Pressley, Teri Hatcher etc
• bornloser

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  14 years ago

  Forgot-Empflix has maybe the only boy girl hardcore scene of the legendary Tawnee Stone. Remember her from circa 2001?
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  I have 161 pornos on my hard drive. Ranging from 59 seconds to 90 minutes. I have 6 Jenna Haze videos. These hold me over between strip club visits.