Been feeling kinda down lately because things between my girl and me aint going so good and corky has dissappeared so i thought id watch some porno. put a tape in my betamax and watched a great movie with this actress named Seka, shes hott and will probably be huge in porno someday. you guys have anything you do as an alternative to the stripclub?
Well, if it's daytime, I fill a bag with candy and hang out at the park. I give the best candy to the little girls and ask their moms if they want their little girls to be lingerie models.
If it's evening, I hang out at the Walmart, also with candy and tell mothers of little girls that my girlfriend is very petite and would the little girls model some lingerie so I could see what fit best on my girlfriend.
If it's night time, I hang out at the waffle house and wait for some cops to take their dinner break. I then tell the cops that they're pussies and I ask if they wanna go out back and defend their honor so that their faggot partner won't think they're a wus.
Gator, ordinarily I'd agree with you. But these aren't normal times. For example, the mortgage market is so screwed up the U.S. government is buying basically every single mortgage written nowadays with taxpayer money. So how could some firm be entitled to "record bonuses" when the taxpayer saved them??? That's what the piece is about. Assuming you don't work for one of the big banks (and get one of the whopper bonuses), you are just like me and taking it up the keyster. Unfortunately, no anti-Viagara required to receive that.
Like I said, thinking or reading about Wall Street does not help sexual performance in any way, and only can cause greater anxiety. It is the anti-Viagra.
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That betamax will probably bring you some high dollars on eBay from antique collectors :-))
If it's evening, I hang out at the Walmart, also with candy and tell mothers of little girls that my girlfriend is very petite and would the little girls model some lingerie so I could see what fit best on my girlfriend.
If it's night time, I hang out at the waffle house and wait for some cops to take their dinner break. I then tell the cops that they're pussies and I ask if they wanna go out back and defend their honor so that their faggot partner won't think they're a wus.
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Might qualify as "XXXX" material.
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Alpha Blue Archives,or, search by actress name.
Pocket full of quarters for nostalgia.
You might also consider a hole in the wall.