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I enjoy reading a new novelist by the name of Dick Johnson.

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That betamax will probably bring you some high dollars on eBay from antique collectors :-))

Yeah, that Seka might just make it someday...

Bungee jumping without a bungee cord is fun

Russian roulette.

Well, if it's daytime, I fill a bag with candy and hang out at the park. I give the best candy to the little girls and ask their moms if they want their little girls to be lingerie models.

If it's evening, I hang out at the Walmart, also with candy and tell mothers of little girls that my girlfriend is very petite and would the little girls model some lingerie so I could see what fit best on my girlfriend.

If it's night time, I hang out at the waffle house and wait for some cops to take their dinner break. I then tell the cops that they're pussies and I ask if they wanna go out back and defend their honor so that their faggot partner won't think they're a wus.

Unfortunately, I have a habit of reading stuff like this:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/sto…

Might qualify as "XXXX" material.

Reading Wall Street material is like anti-Viagra.

I smoke a bowl or two then jerk off.

Gator, ordinarily I'd agree with you. But these aren't normal times. For example, the mortgage market is so screwed up the U.S. government is buying basically every single mortgage written nowadays with taxpayer money. So how could some firm be entitled to "record bonuses" when the taxpayer saved them??? That's what the piece is about. Assuming you don't work for one of the big banks (and get one of the whopper bonuses), you are just like me and taking it up the keyster. Unfortunately, no anti-Viagara required to receive that.

hey sometimes when the wall street news is in your favor and a stock or fund that you own has skyrocketed it can have Viagra like effects

I like to beat up the trolls of TUSCL (MisterGay, and co.)

Like I said, thinking or reading about Wall Street does not help sexual performance in any way, and only can cause greater anxiety. It is the anti-Viagra.

Ah, but it is Rolling Stone's coverage of Wall St.

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You might also consider a hole in the wall.

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Forgot-Empflix has maybe the only boy girl hardcore scene of the legendary Tawnee Stone. Remember her from circa 2001?

I have 161 pornos on my hard drive. Ranging from 59 seconds to 90 minutes. I have 6 Jenna Haze videos. These hold me over between strip club visits.