This club is kinda different

Anybody else heard of this place?

Yeah, you can get all kinds of bunny, skinny bunny, fat bunny, fuzzy bunny, shaved bunny, wet bunny, smelly bunny, black bunny, brown bunny, white bunny and yellow bunny. Personally, I prefer shaved bunny topped off with ectasy sauce. It's finger licking good.

Sowwy I dont wike wabbits.

That must have been along cab ride!
And I don't mind shooting a wabbit once in a while.

What i found really puzzling about this place is that the girls there were all dressed like strippers but still no stage. One of them seemed insulted when i tucked a dolla in her g-string. i would have thought it a sure bet for some sort of extras, but i guess not.

DJ, you didn't say what city you were in. I suspect that you were in Carson City NV.

The World Famous BunnyRanch Feels Your Air-Fare Pain!
BUNNYRANCH BEATS THE BAGGAGE BLUES!

Carson City, NV (May XX, 2008) – Only a decade ago, American Airlines advertised “something special in the air.” Today, in the wake of its recent announcement that it will charge customers $15 to check their first piece of luggage, a beloved Nevada institution is looking to offer its own fly-in customers something special on the ground...

The World-Famous BunnyRanch, the location of the hit HBO series “Cathouse,” has announced that it will reimburse any American Airlines customer $15 who shows their baggage claim stub at the brothel. The rebate – similar to the stimulus tax-return checks currently being mailed by the U.S. government – are intended to stimulate a warm feeling in BunnyRanch patrons who might otherwise feel screwed at 30,000 feet without even joining the Mile-High Club.

“As long as the airlines keep sticking it to the consumer, we feel obligated to help,” explains Dennis Hof, owner of the BunnyRanch. “And we won’t ask what’s in your luggage, even though the girls may be curious. We’re all about helping the little guy – so to speak.”

I think you found a ROC!

I hate to be a complete tool on my first post, but I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that a red-blooded American male who hangs out in strip clubs and subscribes to TUSCL did not know the name, location, and modus operendi of the most famous legal whorehouse in the United States of America. Just the tiniest bit of research on Nevada's adult entertainment scene (isn't that what the internet and TUSCL are for?)would have saved DJ (or any other traveller) the embarrassment of being the obvious, out-of-town and out-of-touch "fish out of water." Since you "left bitterly disappointed" it seems that you were so utterly clueless that not one of the legally available prostitutes bothered to clue you in. Good God man--it was a whorehouse. The extras were there for the taking (the "menu" listed the available services, price, etc)!!! Let this be a lesson boys and girls: do your research, ask the right questions, READ THE MENU, and for crying out loud, when you find yourself in a legal, disease-free whorehouse, be the screwer, not the screwee!

DoctorDarby,

Spend some time here, and you will understand that it was nothing other than a joke. Welcome!

DoctorDarby, while I agree with your take on the event and advice, I have to disagree on the Bunny Ranch being the most famous. I believe that title belongs to the Mustang Ranch, just outside of Reno, I have been there but not recently. Check it out. http://www.worldfamousbrothel.com/

LOL. I had a sneaking supsicion that something was up. The "skewwy wabbit" wesponses shoulda been the giveaway. Oh well, as you can see, I like to rant a bit but feel free to give it back when needed--I can take it! Thanks for the good-natured heads up. And you may be right about the Mustang Range, though the Bunny gets lots of free publicity via mass media. Looking forward to future exchanges and silliness.