I'm sorry to bother my tuscl brothers with this sad story about my dog Corky but I know some of you would like to know....i found him today with a rope around his neck in the garage. He had been under a lot of stress lately, i guess i just didn't see it. I know he didn't get along well with my new girlfriend and i suppose it was too much pressure on him. Say a prayer for Corky.
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No, not Corky! Oh, well ... say, on a happier note, how is that hot new gf of yours?
Talking about how dogs are hung? A step down...
I checked and it turns out that Corky had been reading Dougster's posts. Then I found Corky's five page, rambling, manifesto. He didn't use anyone's name, but he kept referring to that TUSCL flamer who "hasn't had it, since it had him." All that anger depressed Corky and he wished the flamer would get at least a HJ.
Corky? the half doberman pincher half Shitzu = pinchershitz
sounds like a case of Erotic asphyxiation. That horn dog!
erotic asphyxiation...now thats some funny shit!!!!!!!!! Corky was kinda a thrill seeker..long live the corkster!!!!!!!
Guess he needs to rest in piece.
Dick, Corky didn't think your girlfriend was enough of a bitch. What a shame.
Now the blue balls are permanent.
Corky, may you experience 72 virgins in the afterlife!
Um, DJ I don't want to get all CSI on you, but you said that the rope was around his neck. What was the other end of the rope tied to? If the answer is "the garage door" and you have an automatic opener . . .
Was Corky's death a suicide? A tragic accident? Or murrrrrrrrrrrrrrder?
Stay tuned for our next episode, where we hear Corky say "hey dummass, put the fucking door back dow . . gaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!"
DD,
Girlfriend, in the garage, with the "open" button!
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