what does this mean?
DickJohnson
Illinois
Sometimes I have dancers tell me i remind them of somebody. at first i didnt pay much attention to it cuz i had no idea who this person is but it happens more lately. seems during the lapdance many of the girls say i remind them of some guy named rod germany or somebody like that. anybody know what this means?
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I've actually considered talking to him to see of there's a way for us not to intersect our lives, but since it's been three years since the last walk up, I've shelved the idea.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a bizarre sign above the bar. The sign read: "Anyone who can make my horse stop laughing will get 500 bucks."The guy asked the bartender where the horse was. The bartender gave directions to a corral outside. The guy walked outside and returned, moments later, with the horse-which was no longer laughing.
The bartender was astonished. He told the guy how amazed he was and wanted to know how the guy pulled the feat. He explained, "First, I told him my dick was bigger than his. Then, I showed him."
On another occasion, my brother and I were sight seeing in Washington D.C. Late in the afternoon, as the sun was setting, we both had to pee really bad. We were crossing the Potomac, so we figured "What the fuck". As we were peeing, my brother said "This water is cold."
"Yeah", I replied, "and deep too."
I figured it was just SS, but she kept on about how I looked just like "that guy from Fargo." I finally realized she was talking about Steve Buscemi ("Sopranos," "Reservoir Dogs", etc.). Not exactly a ringing compliment, lol.
I always gt pegged as some dude named John Holmes.
play this while you read the rest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-k4wg70…
Once he realized the situation and that he was alone, he started swimming. A good long while later, he came ashore on an island. Grateful to be alive, he kissed the land and promised to never again malign any of us pathetic losers. That evening, an old man found him and provided him with food. Dick ate, then passed out.
The next morning, when he awoke, he realized that he could hear drums, and that he had heard drums the night before. When the old man came to provide him with food, Dick asked him what the drums meant. The old man shot him a look and walked away.
That evening, when the old man once again brought food, Dick asked him what the drums, still going on, meant. The old man replied "Very bad when drums stop" and he left.
That night, Dick tossed and turned as the drums continued. In the morning, when the old man returned, dick asked, "Please, when do the drums stop?"
"Very bad when drum solo stops" the old man replied.
"Please, for the love of TUSCL", Dick asked, "Why is it bad when the drum solo stops?"
"Bass solo start".