HOw to pick up a stripper

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• potheadpl

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  15 years ago

  That's classic.
• how

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  15 years ago

  DickJohnson strikes again, but this particular parody has enough truth to it to be authentic...
• arbeeguy

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  15 years ago

  I choose to believe this conversation is 100% authentic. Am I wrong? Naive?
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  sad but true. One complained that red bull just simply wasn't strong enough to energize her throughout the night
• Player11

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  15 years ago

  I find the best line is to introduce her to my friend Ben, especially if there are several of him along.
  
  When I was out on a project in Cali I had a 2bedroom condo paid for by per diem funds. I kept the fridge stocked with all kinda wine and beer. When a stripper or hooker would come over I would let her have some drinks and relax. Then her clothes would come off and there were times we did not make it from the sofa to the bed.
• DickJohnson

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  15 years ago

  this was a real conversation...heard it at the world famous mons venus...it was outside the doors...people were standing outside catching a smoke, thats how im sure of what was said...
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  "How to pick up a stripper"
  
  with 2 arms, one by legs, the other middle of the back and carefully lift both the girl, then carry her where you are going
• CTQWERTY

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  15 years ago

  Um, done that, Gator... From the middle of a crowded restaurant in Detroit last summer. She was feeling ill. I had in mind a fireman's carry. She threw me a curve, hopping up and straddling me. So glad I didn't know anyone there...
• Mr.White

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  15 years ago

  this is how i pick up a hot young stripper.After a really good VIP grind..with a new girl.after she had 4 really hard cumms.she had a bad case of shaky legs.could hardly walk so i stood in front of her and piggy backed her all the way down the stairs across the club to the dressing room door.the manager was standing by the door when i put her down.still wobbly ,i told him she has bad case of shaky legs.after laughing a minute he goes i know i saw it on camera. OH NO.i just said yeah i bet ..lol...she came out a little while later and told me everyone was talking bout it and she had never done that before. i wasn't sure what she meant..the ride or the "RIDE"..I miss her.she wasn't there long.. about 2 weeks...the problem was they all wanted rides after that!
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  CTQWERTY, fireman'ss carry would work but the mid air cowgirl straddle is much more fun