Posts by DickJohnson

I'm sorry to bother my tuscl brothers with this sad story about my dog Corky but I know some of you would like to know....i found him today with a rope around his neck in the garage. He had…

Been feeling kinda down lately because things between my girl and me aint going so good and corky has dissappeared so i thought id watch some porno. put a tape in my betamax and watched a great movie with…

i recently met a stripper and fell in love. She says she loves me too. She says that since we are in love then I need to stop by the club every day, which i do, and i…

I met a stripper who was really curious about my marriage and all the money i have, which is a lot. anyways shes kinda cute and i like her and now she wants me to make a pornographic movie…

Recent developments here on TUSCL have really given me a new appreciation for my tuscl bretheren. We are a unique clique here, scorned by much of society, yet we look after each other. We give each other the…

There is a dancer that I really like and she wants me to take out a loan for her for 50k. She says her credit is bad so she needs me to do it and she…

I was telling a friend of mine that I have been having trouble getting extras at the clubs. He said he knows of a surefire place for extras. Its something called a "bathhouse?" He…

Some of you might be familiar with my quest for extras. Well it hasn't happened yet. I decided to take a break from it cuz its so stressful. I mean I walk in a…

Recently I stopped in a place because I was told there were some hott women there. Anyways I go to this place and sure enough all the chicks are hott. Its kind of a…

Recently on a trip to Nevada I told a cabbie that I was lookin for some action at a stripclub. He said, "I got just the place for you." He took me to a…

Recently at a club i noticed that many of the strippers will kiss and fondle each other. wtf

Recently I have decided to jump into the "extras" pool, wink wink, when i get a lapdance. I was out recently and had some fine lappers with a hott girl. When I hinted…