investment update part 2

17 comments

• PerpetualTravel

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  14 years ago

  I didn't see part 1 but unless she's investing in food, I'm pretty sure you don't need to sweat the fda.
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  DJ, at least she hasn't plowed it into Euros. Nothin' but blue skies and great sailing ahead!
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  DJ, you just got screwed. But I think you liked it!!
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  I hope you at least were able to see her "junk".
• Clubber

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  14 years ago

  DJ, You are being overly worrisome. She is a professional and you need to trust her. I mean really, what are the odds that you would find one of the few dis-honest dancers?
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  I wonder how txtittyfan's short dollars and short treasuries are working out from him today?
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  I'd say he is short quite a few dollars now (not to mention short quite a few treasuries too) or short shorts I guess.
• sharkhunter

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  14 years ago

  Good luck on your stripper investments. I think I missed part 1 too. I actually listened to Jim Cramer from mad money today. Now I'm thinking about investing in some Cramer weapons of mass destruction. I just need the market to go up some tomorrow, peak and start reversing and then I'll pull the trigger. Everyone thank Cramer if the market blows up. After all he pointed out how to do it. I'm just not sure how the stripper junk will hold up. She did give you her cell number didn't she to reassure you? Here I've been sitting in cash every since the market peaked and I could have been buying up weapons of mass destruction. Cramer is so brilliant. I'll leave the stripper junk to the real investment pro's though. Cramer must be a 2nd level investor because I never hear him talking about grabbing some stripper junk. The last time I tried to grab some stripper junk she moved my hand away. :(
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  We should know by Monday whether the whole world will fall apart or this Euro panic is finally over. I've been giving tx a super hard time lately, because the idiot deserves it, but if the EU does not fall apart here, I'm prepared to take profits (at last short term) on the dollars and treasuries.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  How short treasuries and dollars working for you today, tittyfan?
• rickdugan

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  14 years ago

  Dick, I think this one ran out of runway and was a little forced, but previously very funny and thanks! And don't you mean "high yield" bonds ;)
• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Right now investing in boobs might actually yield a better return than all the shit going on with the stock market lately.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  Invest in FUNNY MONEY!
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Jesus what a day. Not only am I thinking of taking profits on those treasuries before the weekend, but I think it may finally be time to short them (for a little bit anyway). ;-) Will the world still be there when we wake up Monday or should we spend all our savings on strippers this weekend since it will all be over anyway?
• gk

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  14 years ago

  Gator, I wonder if silicone is in the futures market.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Great idea, Dougster!!
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Looks like the world is not ending after all. I'm partially with tittyfan now. Short treasuries. Mind you he said to do it when TLT was at 87 (the day before it bottomed), and then it ran up to 99.75 this morning plus about 3.5 in dividends. A 19% loss assuming no leverage. WTF, tittyfan, you fucking moron! I'd hold onto the US dollars, however.