Recently on a trip thru the urban wasteland of the city im near I was approached by a woman who waws very scantilly dressed. Thing is she looked like a woman from a distance but up close she had very guyish features. Tall, muscular legs, square jaw, even an adams apple. She even had an adams apple. She asked me if i was looking for a date and when I said, "well, ok, how bout dinner and a movie" she or he started to laugh. Sensing something wasn;t right I decided to scram. Has anything like this ever happened to you guys?
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Ratio of neck length to shoulders is a good determiner. Women tend to have longer thinner necks than men. Some chicks are just ugly.
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Just about everytime I've gone to Splendor [Houston] (especially before 8 p.m.), I always get approached by a burly tranny stripper. They got vaginas, but also adam's apples, deep voices, horrible boob jobs, and large biceps.
Adam's Apple isn't a good determining factor, since anyone with a deep voice will have one, regardless of sex.
yeah but why did she laugh when i said dinner/movie when she asked if i was looking for a date?
Dick, it seem obvious to me that she was a prostitute and possible a tranny.
Really? a prostitute? Man I had no idea. I dont know about the granny part cause she seemed a little young for that? Man oh man what is the USA comin to?
One joke thread was somewhat amusing, but dragging this out is neither clever nor interesting. Not even as satire.
Everyone needs a little humor and sleaze in their life. I liked it.
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