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Chicken dancer?
I arrived at Follies today 30 minutes before the official opening. As soon as I got settled in I saw a dancer that I was pretty sure had worked there in the past and that I had had some good…
10 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(vincemichaels)
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Why your penis has no bone?
A biblical scholar has suggested that due to an unfortunate mistranslation in the Bible, God did not create Eve from Adam’s rib but rather from his penis. Needless to say, several historical purists are up in – arms.
Professor Ziony Zevit…
11 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Estafador)
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Do cover charges piss you off?
A Louisiana woman in Willimantic visiting family for the holidays didn't want to pay a cover charge a strip club, so she returned with a baseball bat and bashed property with it inside the club, police said.
Shantel Jones, 28, got…
14 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(PhantomGeek)
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What is the best brand of penis pump? :)
ST. PAUL, Minn. (KMSP) - A man fled from a St. Paul adult sex shop Wednesday night after pointing a pistol at a clerk's head demanding a working penis pump, the Pioneer Press reports. Police say he remains at…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Tiredtraveler)
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The girl next door
One member recently said that a girl with huge "Ds" was the epitome of the girl next door. I know we all have different tastes but to me that would be more like the epitome of a "B" porno actress.
When…
22 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(bubba267)
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Floriduh of course.
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A Florida woman was arrested after police said she attacked her husband for passing gas one too many times.
According to a police report, around 3:30 a.m. Dec. 11, an officer responded to a domestic battery…
5 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(JohnSmith69)
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Cleveland 2AMer
CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Cleveland police are investigating an attempted robbery and shooting outside a West Side strip club that left a man injured.
Gunfire erupted about 2:30 a.m. Monday in the parking lot of Secrets Gentlemen's Club on Brookpark Road in…
15 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(motorhead)
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No white Christmas for Atlanta
Just looked at the forecast for Christmas day. A high of 75 and a low of 62. No complaints from me. :)
15 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx)
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Ft. Lauderdale 2AMer
Police are searching for a gunman after a person was shot Saturday at a Fort Lauderdale strip club.
At least 13 Fort Lauderdale Police cars responded to the shooting at Boardwalk, a club featuring male dancers, at 10:07 p.m. near North…
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Toledo 2AMer
An unidentified patron outside a North Toledo strip club was shot in the leg early Saturday in what city police said might have been an accident.
According to a police statement, the man was in a large crowd of people outside…
2 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(vincemichaels)
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Where else butt Floriduh?
Buying a butt plug might be embarrassing, but is it not worse to be caught shoplifting one?
Christopher Masters, 33, was arrested Dec. 10 after a manager at a Spencer's Gifts store in Vero Beach, Florida, reported seeing him stick two…
5 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clubber)

