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9 years ago
Ok, I'll give it a try
Hey newreqs, Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
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9 years ago
I recommend an extra pair of underwear and an air conditioned room
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9 years ago
Of course Mary Ann, but my favorite set of bodacious tata's belong to Connie Hines
Carol on Mr. Ed
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9 years ago
There was a family where I grew up named Growcock.
I always thought it was funny. But I guess it's better that a having a cock that doesn't grow
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9 years ago
I'm not into Asian girls either. That's why I've avoided AMPs.
By the way, where's Clubber?
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9 years ago
I agreed JS
If I go to a somewhat upscale club like the Flight Club near the Detroit airport, by the time i pay valet parking, pay the cover, get a booth, tip the bathroom troll, get a drink, tip the waitress, I'm out nearly $75 before I even say "what's on the menu" to a dancer.
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9 years ago
Just call us "Privileged"
Lol!!!!!!!
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9 years ago
I believe Rick Dugan honed the finer points of The System in NYC clubs. He will know.
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9 years ago
"After he gets a professional to look at it"
The Beard of Knowledge
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9 years ago
Yup things have changed. Even when I joined TUSCL 10 years ago, I would say that extras were the exception rather than the norm. The extras talked about on this board were either very expensive or only widely available in selected regions of the country.
Now, extras are more widespread and seem to be available most anywhere and are cheap.
Even kissing (which used to be a no-go among hookers) is somewhat common as is DATY.
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9 years ago
Two that I've heard about --
John Goodman is from St Louis and whenever he gets back home he likes to hit those notorious ESL clubs.
And Drew Carey even wrote about is mongering habits in his book.
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9 years ago
$14.99 for a bucket of KFC and 2 cucumbers @ 60 cents each
That's all I need
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9 years ago
Gimmick I hate the most
Clubs that show MMA/UFC events. If yo girls are so ugly you have to show two dudes beating up on each other to draw customers, um, I think I'll pass on that place
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9 years ago
@Tiredtraveler
ROTFLMAO
dang son, that was funny
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9 years ago
He was a little before my time as a player. But as a broadcaster he was quite good.
Just like Pat Summerall, he was so good in the broadcast booth, you may not have even known he was an ex-player. Better than many professionals.
Unlike today where the networks hire analysts based on their star quality not their ability.
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9 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
Nude no alcohol.
Why are there other choices. I can drink a beer at home. I can't see 20 yo pussy at home.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"I have bought expensive bakery cakes for celebrations in the club"
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Upon arriving at the club one night, my ATF immediately came out and said it was one of the other girl's birthday but no one brought in a cake or a card. She asked me if I would run down to Meijer to get a cake and a card.
I'm a PL too so I did. But a ready to pick up generic birthday cake from Meijer is not very expensive.
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9 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Fuckin' horsemen will never catch him
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9 years ago
Lol.
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9 years ago
"Copacabanna" by Barry Manilow
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9 years ago
For the school that is called "The Harvard of the South" this is not brilliant.
No, not brilliant at all!
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I consider myself a pretty hard core football fan but Will Shields, who was inducted last night, must be the greatest player I don't remember.
He played in 12 straight Pro Bowls ftom
1995 to 2006. The 12 Pro Bowls ties the all time NFL record.
He played in apparent obscurity for the Kansas City Chiefs because I can't remember him.
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9 years ago
I must have missed the questions. I was too busy looking at Megyn Kelly's boobs. I'd fuck her
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9 years ago
If you fuck a sheep and are from Arkansas you can become President.
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9 years ago
If she had been in Shawshank, Andy Dufresne's bum hole would be less sore