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9 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I wonder if science could genetically engineer the womcow to not have tender teats
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9 years ago
"The MILF I occasionally get to see absolutely refuses to take any cash for our little trysts."
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George,
That's interesting. Any thoughts why she will not accept your cash? I have no doubt you have exquisite bedroom skills and are a very handsome man, yet I'm still perplexed why she would turn down your help.
If you were spending large amounts of cash ITC, I could understand, but it doesn't like it.
You describe her as a MILF. Is she older? Say in her 40's? Does she view you more like a boyfriend or fuckbuddy?
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9 years ago
A favorite I had about 10 years ago cheated on her babbydaddy boyfriend. (this was just shortly before I met her). After a year or so, we got to know each other pretty well and shared a lot of personal conversation. She told me about her abusive boyfriend and how he beat her up for 30 consecutive days after he found out about the cheating.
I told her that's not right. You have to get out of that relationship. And then she said the saddest thing I've ever heard anyone say: "I deseved it".
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9 years ago
The most expensive "rich guy" story I ever heard was a guy that spent $20,000 in a non-extras Deja Vu club in Kalamazoo, Mi with caneras in the VIP.
I would call BS if I heard it from a Dancer but I heard it straight from a manager. The guy paid the manager and and assistant manager each $5000 to turn off the cameras and look the other way. And $5000 each to two dancers to go into the VIP
That's some expensive pussy. He could have driven 2 hours away to Detroit and gotten the same thing for 10% of that.
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9 years ago
"I'll wait here while Jim tries tries to get a close up"
http://youtu.be/0wCu8fbF2mM
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9 years ago
^^
Great find. Lol.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
My other favorite player is also how this sentence is completed:
"I went to a strip club last night and had my _________"
http://www.footballcardgallery.com/1963_Fleer/8/Dick_Felt/
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9 years ago
"How does a creepy PL act or look like?"
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Suited up. Usually in white polyester.
Plies underaged girls with lots of alcohol
Has stash of Wal-Mart receipts in wallet
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Close toss up between Peyton Manning and Kenny Stabler
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9 years ago
"The problem with wearing a condom is that not everybody sports an erection all day long"
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Try a cocktail of 3 Viagra, 2 Cialis, and a Levitra. That might achieve the desired result.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I always thought I wanted to live in Florida until my mom and dad retired there (what a shock -- lol).
Sure the winters are lovely compared to the brutal snow abd cold of the Great Lakes region. But the summers were dreadful. I would never be able to get used to the heat and dripping humidity.
I like cooler weather but not cold. And very little snow. I've thought about somewhere like Albuquerque, NM or maybe Boise, Idaho. And I've heard Ashville, NC might be what I want.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
shailynn
But why can't I die happy???
:)
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9 years ago
Lol. I heard on ESPN radio he was arrested but they didn't mention the shooting was at a strip club.
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9 years ago
There are some old houses in Detroit that farmerart would be more helpful than Bob Villa
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9 years ago
You have much more fun in Canada than we do in the good ol' US of A
We can't even order fries cooked in trans fats or large sodas in New York and you get to play with dyn-o-mite.
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9 years ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
The Eagles
Lion Eyes will be the theme song on TUSCL
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9 years ago
Will my old version of "The System" on a CD run on Windows 10?
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9 years ago
How have you not learned LDK?
Shame on you, son.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
^^
My second all time favorite
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9 years ago
GoVikings nailed it
Packers-Colts
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9 years ago
The manager of Hi-Liter is Mr. Zucchini?
Not brilliant!
I thought the phallic vegetable de rigueur for strip clubs was the cucumber!
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9 years ago
"prove to me" not to be
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9 years ago
I like talking with my ATF. But don't care for small talk with a complete stranger. It's so forced. I don't really wanna tell you where I work, where I'm from, if I'm married or how young I look.
First prove to be you could be my ATF. Like I said, I'll talk to my ATF
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9 years ago
"Republicans hate gays, hate women, hate poor people, hate abortion, hate foreigners, hate people of color...I'd say by and large TUSCL is the PERFECT place for them to announce!"
Rockstar, I don't know if you were being serious of funny, but that was pretty damn funny. Well done. LMAO
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9 years ago
I'm not exactly a fan of Michael Moore's politics but his documentary about Flint (Roger & Me) was funny as hell and maybe the best documentary film I've ever watched.