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8 years ago
I saw that little squirt at the club
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8 years ago
6
8
Minus 1 for the tattoo
Minus 1 for the fake looking tits
Net of 6
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8 years ago
The Duck System
The only time you want your bill to be bigger than the other guy
Size does matter gentlemen
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8 years ago
Ricky Boy's Duck System
Offer $50 to the quackheads
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8 years ago
Not since Scooby Doo Trapper Keepers were on sale at the Piggly Wiggly for 89 cents
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8 years ago
Lexus, Mercedes, Porsche, Ferrari
Paul McCartney once said the lyrics "baby you can drive my car" came from an old Blues euphemism for sex.
OK, but the strippers shouldn't be named after the car, right?
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8 years ago
I kid you not - I knew a guy named Richard Hoar.
If I ever I found a stripper with a "Dick Hoar" tattoo, I'd say she's a keeper
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8 years ago
Accept no substitutes
https://frugalchristianliving.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jucylucy.jpg
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Rick probably hid their Ativan and Synthroid
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8 years ago
This thread is as old Ricky's polyester suits
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8 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
I was in a strip club Friday night and the cell phone of the guy next to me rang. One of those obnoxious rings with some damn rap song. I reached over to punch him in the face when I saw my WWJD bracelet. So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.
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8 years ago
I've said this before in similar threads. The absolute sexiest thing I've seen in a strip club was years ago.
The dancer came on stage wearing street clothes. Jeans. T-shirt. White tennis shoes. She takes her shirt off during song one revealing a simple white bra.
Takes her jeans off. Song two. Simple white panties.
White bra & panties and white tennis shoes. That was sexy as hell.
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8 years ago
The place I order from was started by Italian immigrants back in the 50's. They have their cheese made for them. I don't know what it is, but it's not the same tasteless mozzarella you get at the store. This cheese makes the difference.
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8 years ago
+1 Shadowcat
I keep it simple. Pepperoni and Onions.
Of the national chains, I like Papa Johns but I usually order from a local family owned place.
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8 years ago
The NBA All-Star game is scheduled to be played in Charlotte next year and there has been a large call from guys like Bruce Springsteen, Charles Barkley, and several US Senators to move the game out of North Carolina
It will be interesting to see what happens. The Orlando Magic are owned by Rich DeVos (from Grand Rapids, Mich and founder of Amway) and he is a huge contributor (millions of dollars) to conservative political groups such as Focus on the Family that support anti-LGBT legislation.
The NBA has never said a peep about him. It seems they can't boycott Charlotte without doing someyhing about DeVos.
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8 years ago
There are treatments for PE
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8 years ago
^^^
Classic!
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8 years ago
Rong
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8 years ago
Hell yes it is. I can't make it thru the night without getting up at 4:30 to take a piss. That's better than some though. My boss is only 3 years older than I am and he says he gets up 3 times a night.
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8 years ago
No, I don't think so.
I knew my ATF for 7 years. She would still be my exclusive favorite if she hadn't retired 3 years ago. I never tired of her. She was a "10" and there are no "11's"
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8 years ago
I'd do just like the Reverend Cleophus at the Triple Rock
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8 years ago
That seems a bit high. But the percentage must be high enough that one dancer (in a non Detroit clean club) showed me she carries a stack of business cards from an escort. She gives them to customers who inquiry about fucking.
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8 years ago
Years ago I read a review of a club somewhere in Africa where guards protected the door with automatic rifles and once they let you in, the door was chained.
Now that's a must-see bucket list club. YOLO
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8 years ago
I would have loved to live in the old west when prostitution was legal and brothels were out in the open.
I always found it kind of funny that in an era of television where you weren't even allowed to use the word "pregnant", one of the most popular shows on TV (Gunsmoke) had a major character that was a former whore turned madam who ran and saloon and whorehouse.
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8 years ago
I wonder if they have extra, extra, extra small condoms for home delivery
I hate asking the 16 year old girl at Walgreen's, "do you have these in a smaller size?"