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17 years ago
FONDL - Very good topic! Thank you.
In my case and with my looks and at my age, ANY dancer can appeal to me!!
It doesn't take very much to please me, as well as Mr Happy! I'm just your normal 'strip club junky' looking for fun and excitement, whether 'extras' be available or not! JUST GET ME "HARD"!!! I wanna' make sure he still works occassionally!
Professor - Certain standards?? You mean I'm suppose to have standards? LOL
FONDL - Did you lose your ATF? If so, I'll try and help find her, for a finder's fee of course! LOL Ah yes, the massage therapist. Hmmm, now that I think of it, it's time I get back with mine!!! Been a whole week since the last one.
As far as 'general dancer quality', I believe it depends on the type club you visit. Henceforth, if you visit an upscale club, you find prettier dancers. This is not always the case, as locality and economic factors figure in. But, yes, it is easy to conceive that dancers' looks are diminishing.
How about some responses from our 'dancer' members???
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17 years ago
Professor906090 - Believe me Prof... there was no OTHER competetive advantage over 'shadowcat' in this instance, and yes, I also believe the dancer would normally have not gone this far with the TUSCLer, unless there was a lot of money involved.
chandler - brings up a very valid point, in that 'dancers' want you to believe that "you are special" and that they've never gone this far with any other customer. I've been there many times (hmmm.. as a customer of course).
Take DougS for example. I've never seen his Miss ATF, but I can only 'imagine' she is probably a 'DIME' with a 'killer' body, and has been photographed in "Cosmopolitan" magazine. In this case, yes, DougS has every right to be jealous. Now as far as me, Cosmopolitan type dancers to nothing for me, other than displaying a beautiful appearance. I don't feel comfortable around them. Now, give me the usual "7" or "8" with a form fitted God made body anyday!
Shadowcat - Being a really true brother, I feel your pain. Just remember everything you have heard is, as Chitownlawyer would put it... "hearsay". As Betty Crocker would say, "The proof is in the pudding". Just becareful how you confront "her" about this issue, on your next visit. In my eyes, she's still a "winner" which rhymes with "________"! LOL
Advice from Uncle Bones: Now, go do the right thing!
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17 years ago
MIDancer - It sounds as if this "GENT?" (questionable indeed), probably had spent quite a bit of money on that one particular dancer, and wasn't all that 'satisfied for the money'.
I can only 'imagine' the number of "rude" customers any dancer has to put up with in a months time. We here at TUSCL occassionally make fun of what strippers (dancers) say to us as customers, but rarely ever give the dancers an opportunity to hear their side of the story.
Evidently, this kind of rudeness or confrontation with customers comes with the SC business and is a downside for sure.
Myself, and a lot of TUSCLers know me, I could never be RUDE to any dancer, even if I were pestered to death. It's just not in my nature.
Advice from Uncle Bones: Just keep on 'dancing', turn the other cheek, and try your best to forget the negatives. And, thanks for passing on the information about this dude to the other dancers. They have every right to share in information.
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17 years ago
Actually Professor - This could turn out to be a very good discussion!
I personally don't think 'dancers' (I like that term better) would ever end up as salaried or hourly employees, with or without benefits. I believe the clubs are making their money, as things are today.
And besides, how would the "tips" be handled? Percentage to the dancer and club? If so, how far can you trust the 'dancer' to acknowledge her actual tips?
Any comments from our 'DANCER' members?
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17 years ago
DougS - I think you automatically become a "Lifetime Member" here when you've visited enough clubs, that by adding on months to your membership for every new club review, you would have lived way beyond your life expectancy.
I'm still in the process of trying to figure out how to get my reviews sent back to TUSCL, once I've reached HEAVEN or HELL!!! :-)
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17 years ago
I used to tip the customary 15% when eating out, a buck to the barber, etc.
However, when I went to work for the casinos in Mississippi as a blackjack dealer, I soon learned that 75% of my hourly wage came from "collective tokes". Since the majority of my 'living' basically came from tips, I started tipping better at restaurants, etc. I even started tipping people I never used to tip. I didn't realize until then, how a lot of people 'count' on tips for survival.
As far as clubs, I'm no 'tightwad' that's for sure. In fact, There are times I have over-tipped. I'm just a generous person is all.
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17 years ago
No. 9: I'm running out of 'Blue Magic'!
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17 years ago
curiousier - Pardon my use of 'mother image', I wasn't really referring to a mass differance in ages. I figured you were in your 40s. What I meant was basically maybe dancers wanted to give lap dances to women closer to their own age. Again, I sincerely apologize.
You are probably many a mens' dream hon. I would have loved to had a wife that is caring enough to go to strip clubs with me.
If I may suggest... after you two visit a club and having a good time with a certain dancer, go home, put on a stripper outfit (without him knowing first), introduce yourself as (the stage name of the actual stripper you two enjoyed at the club) and go to town on him! Do some teasing dances, allowing mild touching at first. Have him actually pay you money for dances and tips. Suggest to him that you and him go to the VIP lounge, but that it will cost him, but you will give him maximum mileage.
I used to do this with a former SO and our role playing really turned into some really HOT love making. If he's willing, have him be the stripper for a change. Good luck to both you lovebirds! Uncle Bones
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17 years ago
You folks are a blast!
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17 years ago
Austin, TX was a city on one of my past road trips in 2006. Check my reviews. I don't recall getting too excited about any of them... but of course that was probably due to not finding any extras available.
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17 years ago
Krist ALL Mighty!!! Some kids get ALL the luck!!!
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17 years ago
Open sores is what you have to worry about.
Like my brother..... I've lived a completely FULL life by the time I was 50! I did everything I ever wanted to do in life. I met everyone I ever wanted to meet in life. I did it ALL! I have led a VERY FULL life and am enjoying the remainder of my life.
However, if I were to "kick the bucket" tomorrow.... YOU can all say...
"Hey, I bet that freaky pervert Bones is having a good time UP or DOWN there!"
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17 years ago
First off, welcome to TUSCL. Hope you enjoy it here.
Maybe the younger dancers shy away because of a "mother image"?
Lopaw has a good idea, tip a waitress (generously) to help find a dancer to introduce to you. Might work.
Good idea of yours, keep your hubby with you. I think fun & games can be had for a HOT couple in a strip club. Just keep working it and eventually things will *click*! Best of luck to both of you. :-)
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17 years ago
Pete22Z - Most 'blockers', i.e., scam, pop-ups, etc., have "ALLOW LISTS" such as Pop-UP Cop. If your scamblocker has this, suggest you add the website address to it.
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17 years ago
founder is founder. Let him keep his personal life to himself. Amen.
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17 years ago
Welcome to TUSCL Mike. Thanks for joining us. Have fun.
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17 years ago
I ain't scared Darkwolf. All approximate figures:
Gasoline - $100
Lodging - $220
Restaurants - $40
OTC - $0
ITC - $1600; includes LDs, tips, beverages, cover charges (2 days only).
I could have spent a lot less ITC, but two things happened: I got in town one day early, and Mr Happy wouldn't keep his fucking head in the door(zipper)!!!!!!
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17 years ago
Coincidence no doubt. Economy has driven her to add her stage show.
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17 years ago
Been there done that, but not the FUCK OFF part! Just not in me.
I've only had to go as far as telling a dancer sturnly, "Listen, open up your ears and mind dear!" "My answer now is NO and will always be NO when you come and ask me again, and again, and again." "So, accept it, and don't bother me anymore!"
I prefer the above line. Good luck CT!
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17 years ago
Guilty! Like many others here, I've been caught (bare handed) several times. First time I worried and "fretted" until I got tested and results came back clean. Of course, you have to keep in mind that HIV can lay dormant for couple of years and then make it's rise!
Thankfully, I have GREAT medical insurance coverage, and my doctor knows of my club activities, so when he sees me, he usually asks, "Anothr blood workup?" Cost: $12 co-pay office visit - everything from there is free!
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17 years ago
I think it's the other way around FONDL. I believe a good percentage of customers are looking for high mileage or extras, but can't fork out the bread and butter money for it, or little wifey is going to inquire as to where the grocery money went.
I certainly hope reviews focus on mileage, as that is my main reason for visiting a club. I'm a club junkie. I'm a horny old bastard. I need to get it up and off as often as I can..... before I can't do it anymore.
True, I can enjoy myself in a club without 'getting off', but I at least want to obtain a 'hard-on' one time before leaving.
I agree with you, in that I don't see many customers getting LDs, but rather sitting with dancers. Those are the near broke blokes. Myself, I can't go into a club, just to watch stage dancing, talk with dancers, and then leave (although I have in the past unfortunately). I'll have those 'fantasies' pasted in my mind for the evening, but I would like a little touching to go along with them.
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17 years ago
No problem here. Now that I have 'my foot in the door' (so to speak) and am well liked, by more dancers than before, it will be 2fer $20 if I can get it, no more than 2fer $25. Bro, I don't think YOUR prices will EVER be jacked up because of your SENIORity, and because yu da CANDYMAN.
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17 years ago
Hold on, let me check. OH MY GOD!!!!
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17 years ago
I agree with AN! YMMV and MILEAGE and TIP should spell out the "extras" thingy. As far as LE monitoring, I don't think they do monitor strip club websites, because they have higher priority crimes to watch for that nets them news and newspaper time. And besides, all they have to do is send in an undercover cop to find out what's going on, every once in awhile.
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17 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Oh S*H*I*T - wallet size! What was I thinking??? LOL