Comments by runnoft (page 2)

I remember when Michigan State's women's BBall team had a 6' 10" center and she was really hot!! Alsyssa DeHaan.

Okay, since I only go there in the afternoons, I have never met Nick. The day guy seems nice enough, though. There is a bar in my neighborhood that is not a strip club but used to hire young girls just out of high school as waitresses and then the manager would make them dress like they were even younger. He would find an excuse to get a girl up in his office and then attack them. Actually, my pic is of a few of the girls that used to work there. And they did finally get rid of the asshole manager.

All the dancers I know take care of this for you. They either carry tissues in their purse to clean up any mess, snap a condom on your dick before she starts, or simply swallows.

It could be that they only charge $5 for the VIP at night because they already got $20 at the door. I only go to strip clubs during the day for several reasons, no cover just being one of them. I also find that at most clubs, you get higher mileage during the day. Also, almost all Vice Squad raids come on the night shift. But the bottom line is, after paying $20 to get into the VIP, you can get for $150 what would cost $300 at other clubs, so it is still a good deal. As far as the owner being a scum bag, Hey, aren't they all?

I do not like any situation where dancers are trying to force themselves on me. The biggest mystery to me is how often club reviewers complain about a club because the girls just sit by themselves and don't come up to you to ask for a dance. I hate that! I would rather sit and watch for awhile and not be bothered by dancers until I find one that I like. Then I just tip her on the stage and ask for a private dance when she is done. It is just that simple.

I am from the Detroit area, and when we had the Super Bowl a few years ago, I knew enough to stay away from the strip clubs until it was all over.

The only thing good about the strip club scene in So Cali is that it is close to Tijuana. Honestly, I don't see why anyone would go to a strip club in California. It is basically no touching at all. Private dances are non-existent. It totally sucks.

The post that was quoted was mine. Yes, they only charge a cover at night. I always go during the day. I did not pay a cover charge, but I did have to pay a $6 valet charge and $20 to use the VIP. It is kind of irritating, but it is more than made up for by the dancers. I never pay more than $150 for "full service", and to get a two for 1 deal was above and beyond. And there were times when I would last for about 10 dances and still only had to pay $150. $15 per dance for full service is a damn good deal. Compare that to the last time I went to The Coliseum just a few blocks down 8 Mile Rd from Tycoons. I met an old friend there who I remembered did not do oral sex, but did a pretty good hand job. Not wanting to spend a lot of money, we went in the back for two songs. There was no charge to use the VIP, and when we were done with the two songs, I gave her $100 because I knew that Coliseum was more expensive than Tycoons. I thought I was being very generous but she said that wasn't enough. She needed $25 per dance PLUS $100 for the hand job! So I paid $150 for two songs and a hand job. Needless to say that was the last time I went to the Coliseum.

Oh, Great. I already have a problem due to being diebetic, and I just started taking BP medication. I haven't noticed a difference yet, though. My BP is just slightly elevated (about 140/87) so the meds I am taking are pretty mild.

Looks good to me!

Day or night does matter. I have found that mileage is always better on the day shift.

Well, quite frankly, the free stuff just isn't as good as the stuff you pay for.

If I were in San Diego, I wouldn't waste my time at massage parlors. It is just too close to Tijuana where the real fun is at bargain prices.

Whenever I start getting shit from a stripper, I immediately let her know that these kinds of sob stories is one of the biggest turn offs to customers there is. I have so much money to spend, and I expect a good dance for my money. The stripper's financial situation simply does not fit into the equation.

I have lived in the Detroit area all my life and have been going to strip clubs since I was 18, so I know a lot about what goes on around here. However, I am not familiar with the term t-girl, and it is not in the glossary.

This describes at least half of the strippers I know in Detroit. As far as business cards, the girls that I know that give out business cards usually have some kind of nonsexual company set up as a front to their real business, so their business cards look like they are for a legitimate business.

Detroit just passed a no smoking law in public places this year, and it was long overdue. My biggest problem at strip clubs was that almost all the strippers smoked, and I always would leave the place stinking of cigarette smoke. And then I would get in trouble if my wife was home when I got home because she could smell the stink on me as soon as I walked in the door. Also, one of my favorite things to do with strippers is getting big, sloppy tongue kisses, but kissing a girl who just had a cigarette is about as appealing as licking an ash tray.

In situations like this, I believe, like in most situations, honesty is the best policy. You like the day shift girl better. When you next see or get a call from the night shift girl, let her know about the other girl (without mentioning her name) and why you like her better. Who knows, she might make an effort to improve the situation when you are together. I had a situation at a relatively low mileage strip club in the suburbs. I had a favorite girl who I liked because she was drop dead gorgeous. Then I met another girl who was not as pretty, but was an expert at giving as much extra as she could without getting caught. She had a way of blocking the bouncer's view with her body, then unzipping me and reaching into my pants for a great hand job, all for $10 per dance. When I was confronted by my old favorite as to why I was not coming to see her any more (the two girls worked on different days) I told her about what I was getting from the other girl, without giving away who she was. Rather than getting pissed off, she started asking me how she got away with it and I started to get more mileage from her.

I think the history of hands on action at strip clubs varies according to geographic region. In the Detroit area, it certainly started way before Hooters came around. In the early 70's, there were a lot of very hands on strip clubs in the town of Highland Park, a city whose city limits is totally within the boundaries of Detroit. In those days, the big thing was bare penis hand jobs. They eventually got a new mayor who cleaned up things in Highland Park, but similar activity soon started popping up in strip clubs in Detroit. But way before strip clubs even existed, there were dance halls where you would pay to dance with a young lady, where she would soon lure you into a corner and unzip your pants, pull out your penis, and give you a hand job. These places go at least back to the 1950's, possibly even before that. I also remember Burlesque houses in Detroit in the 1960s where if you sat in the first row, you had a good chance of getting a blow job from one of the strippers on stage.

Actually, I don't see fine food in strip clubs as anything new. Many clubs in Detroit have been serving fine food for years. And as far as being a rip off, I don't see this either. Most strip clubs I have lunch at are very reasonably priced. Just don't order a lot of drinks, because that is where the mark up is. For example, there is a club called the Traffic Light close to where I work that has a Prime Rib lunch complete with soup, potato, and vegetable for $10, and it is very tasty, and very filling.

If a dancer comes up to me and asks to sit with me, if it is someone who I like to talk to but do not like to get dances from, I tell her up front that we can sit and talk for awhile and I will tip her 10 bucks for her time. I think it is only fair. They are not there to gossip, but to make money. Also, I usually tell her why I don't want any dances. It is usually because the girl in question is too lightweight as far as dances. In the same vein, if a girl I do not know comes up to my table and sits with me, I am not afraid to be up front with her about the fact that I am looking for very high mileage dances and if she can deliver, let's go to the VIP and get it on. Otherwise, she is wasting her time with me.

Well, with my favorite I get the best of both worlds. My GFE girl is 42 years old and knows all the tricks. She can please me like no one else. AAANNNNNNNDDDD..... she is a body builder and has the body of a 20 year old; actually her body is better than most 20 year olds.

Oh, so Gridget is a dancer? I thought she was your cat.

The thing you have to keep in mind when reading reviews is that different people look for different things in strip clubs. I just laugh when guys go into great detail about what a place looks like and how long it takes to get a drink and all that stuff. I really do not care about that stuff. Another thing that gets me is when guys complain because none of the dancers approach them and ask for dances. I hate it when dancers do that. Hey, it's my money and I am going to choose who is going to dance for me. I would rather be left alone to check out the dancers and when I see someone I like, I approach them and ask for a dance. They almost never turn me down. The only thing that is important to me is that the club has a variety of hot looking dancers that are willing to do whatever I ask them to do at a reasonable price.

I see two reasons why a stripper would not be full service. One, they consider girls who do everything as prostitutes. And two, they are afraid of getting diseases. And the main reason girls do decide to put out more is mainly economic. And in our current economic situation, it seems that more and more strippers are not only going full service, but are willing to barter. The idea that a stripper can make just as much money and not put out is ridiculous.