Comments by runnoft (page 3)

I only know of one stripper who does not shave. Her nickname is "Bush".

Well, my current favorite dancer is in her early 40's. She is a body builder and has a fantastic body. When she is not training for a competition, she has enough body fat over her muscular frame to make her body look very firm, but still feminine. And in the VIP, she does things to me that I have never gotten from a 20 something dancer.

I have never paid for conversation in a strip club. My take on this is that strippers spend time on conversation the way a business spends money on advertising. The stripper has to spend the time talking with the customers in order to get dances.

At the clubs I go to, I don't cum in my pants because my dick is out in the open.

That happened to me once. But I didn't really get hurt. I got hit more by the side of her foot than the heel. But the next time I went to that place, I rode my motorcycle, sat in the same seat by the stage, and set my helmet on the floor. When the dancer who kicked me before came on stage, I grabbed my helmet and put it on. She laughed so hard she just about peed her pants. None of the other customers knew what was going on.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned LA. I was out there a couple of months ago and all the clubs seem to be pretty much no touch. They even have to keep their tops on during private dances. I heard they have some nude clubs that are slightly better, but the VIP dances are $50 each!! On the plus side, it is a fairly short drive to Tijuana!

Well, to me, the ultimate high mileage event is a blowjob, and I have had several of those at various bars in the Detroit area. But I suppose sexual intercourse would have to be considered the ultimate high mileage event. I met one stripper who fucked me the first time she danced for me. No, I did not fuck her, she fucked me. I was pretty drunk at the time. I really freaked out the next day, because we did not use any protection, so I was worried about STDs. After I got checked out and had a clean bill of health, I saw her again. This time I asked if she would give me a blowjob instead of fucking, and she gave me the best BJ I have ever had. I consider that better than actual sex, and a lot safer. When I was in Tijuana, I went to a place called Adelitas where you take the girls upstairs and get a room, and for $60 plus $11 for the room, you can get pretty much anything you want. The girls there always use condoms. One girl had a real neat trick. She took the condom out of the wrapper, put it up to her lips, and then unrolled it by sucking it into her mouth. Then she went down on me, and voila!, the condom was on my dick!

IN the day time, Mondays are the worst. You may find only a couple of girls working. Even waiting until Tuesday makes a big difference. And do not get there until about 2:00 PM.

So what were you looking for, a tanned, busty, no tattoo, sexy entertainer?

I think you did quite well considering how early you got there. Most clubs that I go to in the Detroit area do not open until noon and very often the dancers do not show up until about 1:00 PM, with more dancers coming in around 3:00 PM. So seeing 5 girls before noon is pretty good.

I have been told that things don't start happening here until about 3:00 PM.

Last time I was there, I hooked up with an old friend that I had known for about 20 years, and she was still gorgeous. I knew her well enough to ask what her tipout was and she said $300. Most other places are like $75. Anyway, I got her number and we now meet at her MacMansion for much cheaper and more satisfying sessions. No wonder these ladies charge so much for their services.

Hah! You got a sprayer! It is funny that you can go down on some women to the point where they are literally screaming and squirming, but no spray. Other women will spray all over your face. I like the sprayers. I even had one dancer warn me in advance that she sprays. I just said "spray away!"

$500 was way too much, even at Penthouse, which is relatively expensive. $300 is the max I would pay, even for the most beautiful dancer in the world.

Okay, what in the Hell is a spinner. It is not in the glossary and Google search turns up nothing.

When I come here in the daytime, I always wear sunglasses, even if it is overcast. Then I take them off as soon as I get through the door. This helps a lot to conquer the darkness in this place, at least to the point where I do not trip over chairs or run into tables. But yeah, it is still too dark, especially on the stage where there are very few lights.

I think I know who the heavier girl is that you mentioned. She does not look good on stage, but if you get dances from her, once she sits on your lap and faces you, you realize how pretty she is and what an awesome rack she has with outstanding nipples. You will not be disappointed.

First of all, like most clubs you should not get there before 1 pm. I made the mistake of getting here right at noon and there were no dancers to be seen until almost 1:00 PM. Also, this club does not have aggressive dancers that beg for dances, which to me is a good thing. Just sit and watch the stage until you see someone who looks good. Then go up to the stage, tip her $5, then ask her to come over to your table when she is done. This always works.

Saturday afternoon is probably the worst time to visit this club. Go on a weekday afternoon for some nice, laid back fun or in the evening for some more active fun.

Actually, one of the reasons I like this place is that the girls do not go around asking for dances. What I do is watch all the talent on stage. If I see a favorite, I make eye contact and wave. Then she will come to my table. If I see a girl on stage that really looks good but I do not know her, I just go up to the stage, give her $5, then ask her for some dances when she is available. This almost always works.

When you see people smoking in this club, make sure you let the manager know that you are not pleased. Smoking in bars is illegal in MI, so they are breaking the law.

Sorry, guys. I did not get ripped off. The standard price for a dance is $25, and that does not include "extras". We did at least 10 dances, so that would normally be $250. So I got $50 off, plus kissing and and unsolicited blowjob. She went down on me

To answer other peoples' cpmments

I spent a week in San Diego and went to Tijuana a few times. I just drove my rental car and parked it near the border, then walked into TJ. When I got across the border, I immediately went to the first cab I saw and just told him to take me to Adelita's. Once there, there is no need to go outside. Take your pick of about 50 ladies, take them upstairs, and have the time of your life. When you are ready to leave, you will see cabs lined up just outside the bar. Have the cabbie take you back to the border. This is the only safe way to do it.

i have lived in the Detroit area all my life so I am used to real high mileage clubs. High mileage in Detroit basically means you can get anything you want, including all out sex. But I did recently spend some time in Austin, and I must say I was not disappointed in the clubs there. Maybe I got lucky, but I met a beautiful blonde named Dolly who had a perfect body and awesome huge natural tits. She was more beautiful than 90% of the girls in Detroit. And she provided everything I needed. Because I am paranoid about STDs, I usually just get a handjob. But I also like kissing, and Dolly was an incredible kisser. And she made it clear that I could have gotten a BJ if I wanted one. I am not sure about FS.