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14 years ago
Before a lap dance in a strip club it means:
- take your keys and other sharp objects out of your front pockets
- untuck your shirt
- slide your ass forward
- adjust your dick so it is where you like it
- look up at the girl and smile
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14 years ago
I have done it a few times. Usually 1 + 1 = 1.5
It's worth trying once, but as other's point out, pick your pair carefully. They should be focusing on YOU.
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14 years ago
Let us know if you run into the Mother-Daughter combo at Dreamgirls. Mom is the shot "girl" and daughter is a dancer. Both are ROBs. But don't let me dampen your enthusiasm. You may discover the magic key that unlocks the treasure chest filled with hot, horny and willing girls in Columbus. Somewhere over the rainbow...
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14 years ago
Ha ha ha! Another guy wondering where the action is in Columbus. Well, I am not a native, but I have spent many recent nights in Columbus, and I can tell you the only reliable action is on Sullivant Avenue. For a less biased perspective, listen to Samsung1. But since LE in Columbus decided to target clubs, and Blue Diamond and Rumors were shut down, there is no reliable high mileage place from my perspective. I went to Dreamers on my last visit. It has potential but at $20 per girlie drink, I need someone else to do the necessary experimentation. Perhaps we are just in a phase, eh? My advice, save your dollars and drive to Kokomo.
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14 years ago
Blue Diamond stories are probably endless, and I have had the goos fortune to be a participant in some. Most of that was thanks to Shadowcat's email correspondent.
The first time I went into BD, it was to meet our correspondent. I arrived about 5:30 pm and he was standing at the bar near the back, next to a girl. I walked up and he introduced me to "Jade", who said hi to me on her left, while she handled our correspondent on her right side. I later learned she was ambidextrous.
After a while, our correspondent suggested we go out on the porch for a smoke. I do not smoke, but I had heard the porch was a good place, so out we three go. What next occurred was typical at the time. Our correspondent positions himself at a slightly obscured spot and Jade proceeds to give him head. A few minutes later, I am invited to trade places with our correspondent, and the lady works on me. A few minutes later it is history. BBBJCIM with swallow, a smile and a "Thank You" from the lady! It turns out, this is her specialty.
We go back inside and the fun continues...
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14 years ago
Hey, I know where those emails come from! It's all true guys. Too bad the BD got shut down. If was fun at the bar, out on the deck, and in car on the way out....
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14 years ago
Am I the only one who gets a bit annoyed by the intrusion of politics and other crap into our blissfully ignorant strip club discussions?
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14 years ago
I grew up mostly with white people and read Playboy magazine, so at first I liked white blonde women.
Then I met a black woman in a club and we had a great time OTC, so then I liked black women.
Then I had an Asian ATF in one club, and I developed a preference for small Asian women.
Then I got some really high mileage dances from some babes in Mexico, so Latinas were my preference.
Then I met my wife, who is a tall blonde, so I liked white women again.
And so it goes.
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14 years ago
This is a common occurrence in The Big Sleazy.
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14 years ago
By all means, go back. Any girl that behaves like that will quickly piss off the other girls, and they will make sure she leaves.
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14 years ago
I second Rod's advice. Either Detroit or the Kokomo/Indianapolis area are top rated.
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14 years ago
Got hassled at a DWI stop in CA about a year ago. I had imbibed two drinks over 5 hours. My GF had a bit more, but I was driving. The cops interrogated me and did a quick sobriety check (the pencil thing). On my GF's side of the car, they ordered her to put out her cigarette while she was seated in our car. I suppose they wanted to try to smell for other things. However, they were just plain rude and seemed really disappointed when I passed the test.
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14 years ago
Yes. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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14 years ago
You might try this great web site that has reviews for just about every strip club in the US, organized by State and City, so you can find them easily:
http://www.tuscl.net
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14 years ago
There is no sure extras club in the Phoenix area. That being said, if you are willing to go to dive bars, and you do not come across as undercover law enforcement, you can get high mileage at:
1) Blue Moon
2) Mustang Sally's
3) Bandaids
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14 years ago
Brewerfan, it wasn't a con. She actually explained her "reasoning". When we went in the room, it was for just a couple of dances. Then we hung in there for four extra dances while the other couple was there, and in my girl's head, that was on her. The after the other couple left she just did what she did with me for her own pleasure. I am convinced of that. So in her mind, it was 2 dances up front, 4 freebies idling, and then 2 dances at the end to finish it off. Equals four dances or $40.
After it was over, she thanked me and said it had been at least a year since she had that.
Anybody want to have a midwest meetup in Kokomo? We can stay at the Comfort Inn and walk to Hip Hugger. Hmmm?
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14 years ago
I walked into a club where my GF worked. A Friday around lunch time. Sat down in a nice chair, looked to my left, and waved hello to the Chairman of the Board of my company. I found out he was a regular there.
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14 years ago
As for the club name, here's a hint - I post reviews for most of my "unique" club visits, but I rarely describe the extras. The girls name? Not a chance. Lol!
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14 years ago
Damn puritanical hypocrites. How many have lived without sin? Among 21 attorneys general, there have to be a few, at least, who have screwed around.
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14 years ago
The short answer is "not much". An occasional twinge of guilt, but not enough to make me stop. Life is too short to listen to the scolding words in your head. Either behave or don't behave. But don't spend your life wanting to behave, or professing to behave, and doing something else.
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14 years ago
Same thing happened to me with a girl in Detroit area. The plans were definite, until 30 minutes beforehand. Then a whole line of excuses and delays. This happened twice. I decided not to use the three strikes rule. I used the two strikes rule. At the end of the second washout, I texted her "Game Over". My next visit to the club I spent time with others. She called me several times over the next 2 months, just wanting to talk. By that time I figured she was just dangling the OTC bait to get me to spend money in the club. Do strippers have honesty, trust and respect issues?!?
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14 years ago
I think Founder has deleted a bunch of profile pics. I can't see any right now. Maybe a virus was embedded in a jpeg.
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14 years ago
I have gone to strip clubs with plenty of friends, mostly some guys from work. However, there is only one guy I have felt completely comfortable with in a strip club. That would be our very own TUSCL_Brother, who is the only guy I have clubbed with who actually generates increased mileage just by being there.
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14 years ago
Cue the bad music....
You did the right thing.
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14 years ago
Over the past 3 days I have gotten occasional virus alerts when I browsed TUSCL. There is a Java applet virus. I reported it to Founder. Might be in one of the advertisements or lurking on the server. Don't browse unprotected!